Poor things will miss you! XD Hmm. The 'real' world. As real as it is.

Say you worked in an office. Would you rather sleep in comfort at your desk (but the whole office knows about it), or in the stairwell in discomfort but in secret?

Sleeping in discomfort is the worst so . . . . haha at my desk. I'd get fired pretty quickly I bet.

Would you rather have an all-you-can-eat buffet of mediocre food and be full, or eat a delicious but tiny meal and still be hungry afterwards? (you can't eat anything else until the next meal)

- Hmm probably the delicious tiny meal! Quality over quantity!

Would you rather be the absolute best at something that no one takes seriously or be well above average but not anywhere near the best at something well respected?

The absolute best! It would be so cool to be the best at something.

Would you rather not be able to see or not be able to hear?

- Probably hear, even though I'd be pretty screwed either way : (

Would you rather be transported permanently 500 years into the future or 500 years into the past?

That's a hard one! I've grown up with technology and modern medicine and I don't know that I'd enjoy living in the 1500s for the rest of my life, but jumping into the unknown 500 years from now? I guess I'd go for the past. After I got used to it, I suppose a simpler life would appeal to me more?

Would you rather eat cake or ice cream?

- Probably cake, I'm lactose intolerant. :x

Would you rather find your true love or a suitcase with five million dollars inside?

True love

Would you rather go skydiving or paragliding?

Paragliding it would be so peace full gliding with the birds.

Would you rather travel in a Bus full of chickens or a Mini Van full of 2 year olds?

A bus full of chickens sounds fun. xD

Would you rather learn to make fancy masks or ice sculptures?

Ice sculptures might be very creative if I got to use a chain saw ...

Would you rather be 4'6" or 7'2"?

4'6"

Would you rather compete in a hot dog eating competition or a drinking competition?

Drinking lol

Did you hear Laura or Yanny

Laurel because my speakers don't suck hahaha.

Would you rather have a horrible job, but be able to retire comfortably in 10 years or have your dream job, but have to work until the day you die?

horrible job

Would you rather have a pet snake or a pet toad?

Definitely a snake! :D

Would you rather get 5 dollars for every song you sang in public or 50 dollars for every stranger you kiss?

Well, I'm married and only want to kiss my husband or children anymore (back in college though I would have been down for $50/stranger kiss) so I guess $5 per song sung in public ...Though I do often "sing" along to the songs I listen to in public by whistling along with (since they're all lyricless soundtracks) so if that counts, then I'm good to go XD

Would you rather have someone steal credit for your accomplishment, or become famous for something embarassing?

I guess the second one? Stealing credit ain't good.

Would you rather own a giraffe or a magpie?

a magpie thank you XD, giraffe is too big for my little'o house.

Would you rather try jump down from a skyscraper and survive, or try stay under water for fifty minutes and survive?

Acrophobic here, under water it is

Would you rather eat a snail or a oyster?