Kirbuk...

How did you manage to get a copy of my book?

Time travel.

What is your favorite color?

Alien vs Predator vs Terminator. It happened.

What would happen if G.O.A.T. met Best Ever?

Chicket Tikka Masala (serves 12)

Do you like chocolate cheesecake?

All you ever knew was teasing and a cheatin

What would your perfect room look like?

Rectangular

Have you ever had any experience in runny an high speed digital electronic computer?

When your friends asked you to "sit with that guy over there", you could have said "No".

Why would I want a Jeep that never saw combat?

I prefer ones that have only heard combat.

Why are diamonds a girl's best friend?

Bold, Italic, Underline, Strikethrough, 12 pt font. Arial or Helvetica ONLY.

Do you know who I am?

Mine does, just another dexter...

Is anyone in the music industry still focusing on the music?

It's a case of convergent evolution

Can you hear me?

It's relatively wet in here.

Do pigs fly?

Fruit, flies like a banana.

How long is the movie Ishtar?

234523421 years

Is the sky really blue?

No. That color isn't blue - everyone in your life has just been lying to you.

What is my name?

Ancient mortar had less water, which may have contributed to it's durability.

How many $100 dollar bills can stop a 12.7mm round shot point blank?

The radius is about two hundred miles

What are you babbling about?

Moorphy's law states that any new technology reaching the consumer is by then already obsolete.

How fast!?

Fifteen days until the first signs of permanent organ damage.

Does anyone own that Lexus parked over there?

Hypocrisy are videogames allowing a role of every kind and level of evil, except terrorism...

How do you achieve perfection, using imperfect subjects?