She may be beautiful, but all she ever sees are her flaws.

How do you extinguish a fire that neither burns nor consumes?

Uh, with a fire extinguisher?

What was that sound?

The howling? Oh the wolves are back to stake their claim.

What did grandma make for dinner?

Green telephone eel ripple ice cream.

How many time is that, now?

Somehow I expected more from a scene where a city bus is being airlifted by a Skycrane.

Where did you even get dragon's breath?

By poking a mom

How many stars in the sky?

What studio?

Howdy boys and girls! Are all y'all ready?

I've never been a goldfish before, I am sure it'll be an experience to remember... I've never been a goldfish before!

Who is that over there?!

Just go with them, you never wanted to come with me.

Where do I go recover my wasted time back?

through a phone book.

How does a garden grow?

The fae don't want you to know

Why am I sticky?

The programmers want ad revenue.

Why is six afraid of seven?

Buy American thay say...

Buy what then?

Mondays are always nice.

Who are you?

In Spanish B and V are often misused, though in Russian B is V.

What's the tolerance limit for the crankshaft journals?

Flange footpound floogie with a floy floy.

DIdn't there used to be a stoplight at that intersection?

Barbie is a crone

society is....?

0.2% or 2 per mille, sir.

Why are you asking me?

Frogs will sing in the rain, birds will sing in the spring, maybe you will sing too.

How can the earth not be flat?

These grunts aren't paid enough to risk their lives, so they give up.

Is it really an achievement, if I can do it?