granted. Your kitty is perfectly happy staying by your side at all times, but everyone interesting you meet is allergic to cats, none of the quality hotels accept pets, you can't eat in restaurants and no food places will deliver to places you and your cat can stay at. Have fun on your trips :P

I wish I wasn't allergic to cats.

Granted, now cats are allergic to you

I wish I was taller

Granted, but your significant other is four feet tall and refuses to wear heels.

I wish I could grow flowers without killing them..

Granted, now they kill anything that breathes their spores!

I wish I could pee standing up without making a mess.

Wish granted. I can think of all sorts of ways this can go wrong, but none are appropriate for a pg-13 site.

I wish I had tomatoes for a sandwich.

All of your food has become tomatoes! Nooo!

I wish my fiance's puppy didn't bite so much.

Granted but now it has no teeth and you have to hand feed it for the rest of its life.

I wish someone else would cook dinner everynight

Granted, enjoy eating fast food every night.

I wish this puppy was potty trained

Granted, but now it obsessively destroys everything.

I wish I could get thinner, quicker.

Granted, but you lose weight so rapidly that you end up in the hospital.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

Granted.

But now none of the things you wish for will come true.

What's your wish?

Sorry, I thought I posted it.

I wish that I could have a strawberry milkshake right now.

granted, but it has bugs in it!

I wish I could find more cheap vegetarian food.

LOL granted, but it has bugs in it!

I wish I didn't feel ill.

Granted, you can't feel sick anymore, but you never know if there's something wrong with you medically.

I wish I didn't have this cavity.

Granted, the cavity is gone....so is the tooth.

I wish I was a better writer.

Granted. You were a great writer before your hands fell off. Wahaha!

I wish for unlimited wishes!

Granted, but they always go horribly wrong!

I wish I could re-live my life again with the knowledge I have now, and be able to change things!

Granted, but whenever you change something you want to change, it also changes something you want to keep.

I wish I was physically stronger.