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Espresso and restrito do nothing for me, nor is milk any improvement. The long black sounds like it has more foam all the more messier to make my moustache and beard. Depends on whether people-watching shows me it would be fun to gross out the current clientele.
If aussie starbucks-goers are like 'murcan ones, they're worth grossing out for bonus entertainment value. Long Black it is.
Bone-shaped cheese puffs or pumpkin-shaped chocolates filled with peanut butter fondant?
Spicy czeese skull puffs from Mexico!
Scarecrows, or Better Watch Out?
Scarecrows, it's got a cooler name!
Triphop or hiphop?
T.R.I.P. me up!
Freddy Fazbears, or Randy's Burgers? Both restaurants from hell...
Randy's Burgers is too generic for search engines, even if you add "hell" as a search term. FNAF is passe, so Randy's.
A quiet riot, or colorless green?
Randy's Burgers only kept up until 2000. That was their slogan.
Colorless of course. Where have you been, there's no such thing as color.
Trade down, or give up?
Depends on how far down and If I can tell someone else might like it. Trade down, usually.
Like it, or lump it?
Lady Thora will make you lumpy and I will like that very much.
A synthetic S.O., or a fake person?
Synthetic S.O. Sounds low maintenance.
Computer shaped chocolate or chocolate shaped computer?
Chocolate shaped computer, with ice cream shaped keyboard, whipped cream dollop shaped printer, and peanut butter cup shaped monitor.
Chihuaua or BIchon Frise?
Bichon Frise! They're like doggy snowmen!!!
Tabby or maine coon cat?
ooooof hard one! I think tabby!
Samoyed or husky (both cute haha)?
Samoyed! The floof!!!
German shepherd or doberman?
Dobie-o-matic.
Blue October, or Red Elvises? (They're bands)
Gyeh, the vocalists for both of these bands make me want to slap them they ruin every song it can't be accidental. Red Elvises seem to be more musically talented overall so...them?
Johann Sebastian Bach or PDQ Bach?