Therapist.

No TV or no Internet?

No TV. I don't watch cable anyway.

Fast food or sit-down restaurant?

Sit down, its all the same eating alone.

Paul and Ringo, or John and George?

Paul and Ringo.

Live in a small house or a big apartment?

Small house, with a huge yard.

Build the fire, or sing the songs?

Sing the songs.

Birds or lizards?

Birds.

Dance with a hologram, or a very klutzy person?

Hologram :0

Science museum or art museum?

Tough one... Art museum.

Play sports or watch sports?

Play, I guess? I depends on the sport. I don't really watch or play haha!

Mountains or beach?

Mountains.

Pretend being a noob, or pretending you never were one?

Pretend being a noob, if I had to.

Movies or tv shows?

Movies.

Can't remember, or can't forget?

Can't remember. There are lots of things I'd like to forget.

Summer or winter?

Summer, escaping cold is just going outside.

Walk away in silence, or be dragged away kicking and screaming?

Usually silence, but I'll bitch about it later to someone else.

Bears or Lions?

Lions.

Cookies or Biscuits?

biscuits!

yellow or orange?

Orange.

Dragons or unicorns?

Unicorns! More of them than sinister ladies...

Play Pokemon GO, or experience it as a hallucination, like schizophrenics do?