You toss 250,000 sP into the Rift... After a few seconds, 302,555 sP comes flying out!
Life is better when you're laughing <3
Thanks everyone. I never thought I'd make it that long without forgetting or my wifi messing up and making me miss a day or something.
And I'll keep that in mind, Jen. I'm trying to collect all the rift items first and then I'll start parting with the sp probably.
You toss 250,000 sP into the Rift... After a few seconds, 262,814 sP comes flying out!
Finished Drunk Carl's Quest! Wow, it looks like that was some good stuff you brought Carl. He's passed out! You decide to reach into his pockets and pay yourself.
42,600sP
AND Bow-E Peyote Quilted Socks
wow, Carl gives out Subeautique items??
You toss 250,000 sP into the Rift... After a few seconds, 168,618 sP comes flying out!
Found this image and couldn't resist...

An early happity hoppity Easter / Passover / Spring everyone :)
Looks like Carl is dreaming about dressing to impress, Jenn.
Aww, sweet snuggling kitty/bunny ❤
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Danae?!? Is that you?!?
Ha! It is me. It's been so long I'm not sure I remember how any of this works!
You tossed your Beast of Yaahhggg into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Riftsplitter!
Danae!!!!
It's like riding a bike, lol.
You tossed your Pie Beanbag into the rift and an immediate flash of red lightning shoots out, along with your new item, Rift-Touched Pie Slice.
Thank you for purchasing from the token shop!
Omen Purifying Shell
there's some stuff in there now
Thank you for purchasing from the token shop!
Blob Bunny
full restock!
tackles Hey girl! How have you been?
I think you're right pouts That's okay, I'm ready the next time she sneaks on lol
You toss 250,000 sP into the Rift... After a few seconds, 157,268 sP comes flying out!
kicks the rift
Happy Easter everyone!
HA! Sorry Jenn! gets tackled a day late with starbucks
Still getting used to whole setup I think the bike's been updated since I last rode this particular model.
[Br]It's good to see everybody!! I had to do a deep dive of my computer the other day looking for something from forever ago and ran across something I'd written for PS, made me a bit nostalgic
Happy Easter Everybody!! 
Happy Easter, everyone!!
Danae!!! joins Jenn in tackling so that we can keep Danae with us again for a while! It's SO good to see you again!!! ❤
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Finished Nori's Quest!
Many thanks for your aid, kind traveler! Please accept this token of my gratitude for your assistance.
36,600sP AND
You earned 1 QuestPoint! You can spend it here!
AND
AND
Cool! One of the new items. Thanks, Nori!
Welcome back!! Good seeing you around.
[kiss=pink_dolphin or harvest pink_dolphin]
You tossed your Diet Grapefruit into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Vanilla Bat Cookies!
Now THAT is a fair trade!!
You toss 250,000 sP into the Rift... After a few seconds, 155,028 sP comes flying out!
Ugh, the rift is being mean to me again! Perhaps tomorrow I throw stuff in it instead of sP.
Yay! She came back! LOL