Aye, this sad missive shall pass through the years and ears of all who seek the truth of our island/pizza plot.

Also, don't sob into the drinks, they seem a bit watered down already...

Until the memory of the plot goes something like "Butterface the statue was hangry until two teams valiently escorted the noble Elwood up the hill, where he delivered Butterface a pizza and the island was freed from the Merana curse, but unfortunately since Merana was sicced on all of subeta, every pizza place in the world boycotted Omen Islands."

Science Fact I Just Made Up: Salt actually speeds up the fermenting process, making any drink you cry into 3 times the alcohol content it was before. It's why sobbing at the bar is such a popular past time.

I got all prizes with Kingx KingxTerask did 2,995,258 total damage!

My other pet got some prizes but not the which I would like to get if anyone wants to sell it or swap an item etc

Casey Kasem did 95,528 total damage!

Congrats to everyone too :)

Which prizes did your pet that did 95k receive?

got these

That is the problem with Oral History - drunk people repeating stories may soon make very different stories from what occurred. However pizza will remain the hero in ALL stories.

This is some fine made-up factoid! All drinking establishments should carry this advice.

Now, I must retire to the uncomfy straw mattress in the corner, just in case I wake up later in need of refreshments.

I bid you good night!

Goodnight, my battle buddy! May flights of pizzas sing thee to thy rest

Thank you!

Some of these cutoffs seem weird, but whatever lol

Kitioh did 13,420,678 total damage! Tier 13

Xeriscape did 105,466 total damage! Tier 13

Lubricious did 51,195 total damage! Tier 12

Paucity did 21,606 total damage! Tier 11

Anthropomorphic did 31,814 total damage! Tier 11

Eclat did 28,908 total damage! Tier 11

Aerrow did 42,119 total damage! Tier 11

Jamez did 28,812 total damage! Tier 11

Noel Ringo Heartbreak did 21,317 total damage! Tier 11

Babel Fish did 15,914 total damage! Tier 11

Jayne Doe did 8,754 total damage! Tier 10

Not happy with the amount of damage I did this year, but it was more than I thought it would be considering I only got 28 losses each on 2 of the Guardians. The amount of damage I did would've been significantly higher if it hadn't been for the ill-timing of this event, as I was averaging 10-15k damage per battle. Oh well, hopefully the next boss battle will not be scheduled on a Monday when I have a staff training after work. 😠 😡

Got everything up to

- Wow! Congratulations! :)

Thanks, I'm pretty happy. Although I wish I'd done a few more battles with Xeriscape to get a second copy of that book. :)

Thanks for the prize info! FYI I didn't get the Clay and Ritual Inscription. Coconutz did 881,496 total damage!

So you did not get the tomb though, right?

Thanks!

The more prizes I see, the more I realise that I didn't do that amazing after all, lol...one day though....when I have better scrolls, and better weapons and my pet has amazing stats...one day....

Wow that's some nice damage.

Thanks, Jenn :)

No tomb. Got everything before the tomb. Should've worded that better.

If I weren't so cheap I'd buy better scrolls and some of the really expensive weapons... lol, not likely to happen soon.

Excitement fizzles THE FRICK! I only got three bloody inedibles! Why does the second item had at least 5,000?! Not fair! Was it still rated by the highest damage done to one boss, because I only did the one sldue to me being ASLEEP for 9 hours! Reeaally dislike the ratings this time... And I tried hard to increase my pets' stats...