The bears were adorable! Thank you

May I please have: Amulets of Subeta CE Diamond Shard Jeweled Belt The Everything Book

The game show contestant was only 200 points behind the leader and about to answer the final question - worth 500 points!

"To be today's champion," the show's smiling host intoned, "name two of Santa's reindeer."

The contestant, a man in his early thirties, gave a sigh of relief, gratified that he had drawn such an easy question.

"Rudolph!" he said confidently, "and, ...Olive!"

The studio audience started to applaud (like the little sign above their heads said to do,) but the clapping quickly faded into mumbling, and the confused host replied, "Yes, we'll accept Rudolph, but could you please explain... 'Olive?!?'"

"You know," the man circled his hand forward impatiently and began to sing, "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer - had a very shiny nose. And if you ever saw it, you would even say it glowed. Olive, the other reindeer..."

I would like: Gold Laurel Pirate Orange Snot Blood Sausage

Thank you. :)

Thank you for everything yesterday! Today can I have Minion Manners III Seafoam Stories Yellow Banana Sticker Joke: What do you get when you cross a bear and a deer? Beer!!!

Could I possibly get any of these today please? Cute Blake Steele Sticker, Minion Manners III, Yellow Banana Sticker. Thank you!

If they are still available could I please have any of: Chestnut Ripauf Smoothing Tonic Midnight Ripauf Setting Spray Honey Ripauf Style Creme

And maybe this will make you laugh:

Thank you for the items! Today can I have Sugar Free Sticker Snail Real Estate Joke: What do you call a cow laying down?

Ground beef

Can I have: EZ Mix Chocolate Cake Brainloaf Tin of Salted Caramel Hot Chocolate

Thank you. :)

Thank you for the books and jewelry :)

Hang on to any of the new State of Arkansas quarters. If you have them, they may be worth much more than 25 cents. The U.S. Treasury announced today that it is recalling all of the Arkansas quarters that are part of its program featuring quarters from each state.

"We are recalling all the new Arkansas quarters that were recently issued," Treasury Undersecretary Jack Shackleford said Monday. "This action is being taken after numerous reports that new quarters will not work in parking meters, toll booths, vending machines, pay phones, or other coin-operated devices".

The quarters were issued in the order in which the various states joined the U.S. and have been a tremendous success among coin collectors worldwide.

"The problem lies in the unique design of the Arkansas quarter, which was created by a University of Arkansas graduate," Shackleford said. "Apparently, the duct tape holding the two dimes and the nickel together keeps jamming the coin-operated devices."

could I get a Shakshouka,Sun Anyu Plushie and a White Tea Rose Necklace?

Joke:What do you call a cow with no legs?You can call him anything you like,he isn't coming.

I would LOVE to have Chestnut Ripauf Style Creme, Keiths Bottled Angst, or Multi-Strand Gathered Onyx Necklace!

Bonus! This is one of my favorite stories as a kid. So when I was like 3, I was playing 'the floor is lava' and somehow cut the bottom of my foot open. Keep in mind one of my first words was "careful", but my mom took me to the doctor and I had to get stitches. Tiny little three year old me wasn't scared, and just looked the doc straight in the eye and said "be gentle with me"

may I get Slubbu,Patchwork Trenchcoat and Lavender Tea Rose Necklace?

Here is a funny gif:

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For today, I would like: Watermelon Gummy Donadak Whole Sage Leaves Decadent Chocolate Cupcake

Thanks as always. :)

may I please ask for Spectrum Kanis Trading Card, Baleen Book, and Desert Island Book for today? Thank you so much!

Thank you for the wonderful items!

May I please have Introduction to Statistics Baleen Book

My friend told me he had the body of a Greek god. I had to explain to him that Buddha is not Greek.

Thanks for all the items, today I would like: Uncharted Land Map Piece Treasure Map Piece Cactus Starpop

Thank you for everything yesterday! Today can I have: Arid Lifelike Manchu Doll Baleen Book and Book Lover Sticker Joke: After a talking sheepdog gets all the sheep in the pen, he reports back to the farmer: “All 40 accounted for.”

“But I only have 36 sheep,” says the farmer.

“I know,” says the sheepdog. “But I rounded them up.”

could I get Tea Party Treat Tray,Hydrus Malticorn Plushie,and Golden Mahar Plushie?

And now a funny song:

"High Heel Shoes"by Christine Lavin I'm getting dizzy way up here; I haven't been this high in years. Oh, whatever possessed me to Blow eighty dollars on these high heel shoes. "Looks like a pump, feels like a sneaker"? Do they think we're idiots? But I bought 'em.

Now I'm standing in a subway car. I ride because I cannot walk far. I couldn't find an empty cab on the street; They were filled with high-heeled women with non-functioning feet. Twenty-six years ago I dreamed of wearing shoes like these. Oh, the warped mind of the preteen with her strange priorities. But this is a nightmare Of unsteady ankles, hands waving in the air. But the looks my legs are getting from that man across the aisle Almost make the pain and misery and doctor bills worthwhile.

If by chance you happen to meet This wobbly woman walking down your street, The click of high heels on concrete Is not the thrill of victory; it's the agony of defeat. Oh, take pity on my vanity; Maybe question my sanity.

Why I wear these uncomfortable things? Heaven knows, Which make me wonder about these pierced earrings, and my pantyhose, My control top. Ooh, I can see you don't want me to sing about pantyhose. You'd rather I go back to tap dancing Like my close personal friend Paula Abdul Who, like me, was a geek back in high school.

Oh, I'm sorry, but that's not what this song is about. At least it wasn't when it started out. I pray this subway ride never ends, So I will never never have to walk again.

In high heels. It's a different atmosphere In high heels. I can see your house from here In high heels, High heels.

thank you very much for the items yesterday! Sending some kisses your way :) Could I please ask for Out of Thyme, Geeky Cupcakes, and Riverside Burrito today?

Could I please get Chocolate Ripauf Mousse, Bloodred Keeto Plushie and Cream Velosotor Plushie today?

Can't think of anything funny :<

Thank you again for the books, I was so surprised!

Asking for the below for the 23rd. I am going to bed early tonight so won't hit that usual 12am something time :) Darkonite Guide to Evil Genius Salon Round Brush

A couple goes for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and orders the Chicken Surprise.

The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot.

Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises lightly and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before the lid slams back down.

"Good grief, did you see that?" she asks her husband.

He hasn't, so she asks him to look in the pot. He reaches for it and again, the lid rises and he sees two little eyes looking around before it slams down.

Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, explains what is happening and demands an explanation.

"Please sir," says the waiter, "what you order?"

"Chicken Surprise."

"Ah, so sorry. I bring you Peeking Duck."