Thank you for all the wonderful items you have gifted me!!

WARNING: naughty joke ahead

There was a papa mole, a momma mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole out in the country near a farmhouse. Papa mole poked his head out of the hole and said, "Mmmm, I smell sausage!" Momma mole poked her head outside the hole and said, "Mmmm, I smell pancakes!" Baby mole tried to stick his head outside but couldn't because of the two bigger moles. Baby mole said, "The only thing I smell is molasses."

- Thank you so much for the items the other day. :)

I totally understand how batteries feel because I'm rarely ever included in things either. :)

For today, if it's ok ... I would like to request: Apple Dark Matter Lollipop Enemy Sticker Experiment Plushie

I totally understand how batteries feel because I'm rarely ever included in things either.

Pretty Princess Pony Gift Plushie Experiment Plushie Cream Lain Plushie please :)

could I please get White BB Seal Plushie,Apathetic Gee Thanks Bear and a Holly Plushie?

Thank you so much for the items the other day! Today can I please have the Quirky Typewriter, Amethyst Open Hoop Neclace, and Two Tone Amber Eyeliner? THANKS! :D

Can I have The Gunpowder Treason Coal Ripauf Setting Spray and The Language of the Omen Islands today Thank you again for everything yesterday!

Today's joke Knock Knock Who's There Dwane Dwane Who

Hi could I please Butter Tart,Chocolate Daisy Petit Fours and Lemon Daisy Petit Fours? Thanks so much!

Thanks for the items!! Any chance that today I could get Pink Squishy Gem Plushie, Oracle Short Sword Plushie, or Marsh Potion Plushie?

Thank you for everything. Today's items: Silver Laurel Sweet Petal Tea Grandiose Antique Coffee Set

Again, thanks.

rofl by your gifts I take it you didn't appreciate that joke:0 but Thank You I happen to like putrid lol

how bout this one instead:

The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told him to come into his office. “What’s your name?” he asked the new guy.

“John,” the new guy replied.

The manager scowled, “Look… I don’t know what kind of a namby-pamby place you worked before, but I don’t call anyone by their first name. It breeds familiarity and that leads to a breakdown in authority. I refer to my employees by their last name only … Smith, Jones, Baker … That’s all. I am to be referred to only as Mr. Robertson. Now that we got that straight, what is your last name?”

The new guy sighed, “Darling. My name is John Darling.”

“Okay John, the next thing I want to tell you is . . . “

Thanks a lot for gifts!

thank you for my items from the other day. Could I please ask for Darkside Rock Candy, Fiery Cinnamon Dots, and Strawberry Daisy Petit Fours for today?

Thank you for the wig!

Now for: EWWWW!

A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she is taking a nap, so he just sits down in a chair in her room, flips through a few magazines, and munches on some peanuts sitting in a bowl on the table.

Eventually, the aunt wakes up, and her nephew realizes he's absentmindedly finished the entire bowl. "I'm so sorry, auntie, I've eaten all of your peanuts!"

"That's okay, dearie," the aunt replied. "After I've sucked the chocolate off, I don't care for them anyway."

May I please have The Gunpowder Treason

For today can I have: Chocolate Warador Cupcake Cherry Fruit Chews Deluxe Croissant Sandwich

Thank you again. :)

Hi! Today can I get these: The Gunpowder Treason Solid Dark Chocolate Happy Birthday Card 3

My dad used to tell me this joke all the time and I need to share the dad humor with everyone:

Three guys stranded on a desert island find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says: ‘I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here.’

Hello again for today, I would like: Plain Cinnamon Roll Plump Yellow Apple Shinwas Sealed Scroll of Dark Magic

Thanks for everything, this giveaway has been so helpful for me. :)

Thanks again for the items!

Wow! Thank you I wasn't expecting all three items!! ^_^ <3

Here's a funny from my 6yr old: Knock Knock....(who's there)... interrupting cow.... (interrupting c)MOOOOOOOOOO!!!! XD <3

Stormcloud Beanbag, Telenine Extension Fangs and Light Blue Lacy Camisole for today please?

And something funny (I hope!)!

Could I have Shinwas Sealed Scroll of Dark Magic today please? :3
I'm literally out of jokes (I know one lmao) but silly shibas always make me laugh