Thank you for everything :)

May I have: Oops! ?

and now for: oops

Long ago lived a seaman named Captain Bravo. He was a manly man who showed no fear in facing his enemies. One day, while sailing the seven seas, a look-out spotted a pirate ship and the crew became frantic. Captain Bravo bellowed, “Bring me my Red Shirt.” The First Mate quickly retrieved the captain’s red shirt and whilst wearing the bright red frock he led his men into battle and defeated the pirates.

Later on that day, the look-out spotted not one, but two pirate ships. The captain again called for his red shirt and once again, though the fighting was fierce, he was victorious over the two ships. That evening, all the men sat around on the deck recounting the day’s triumphs and one of the them asked the captain, “Sir, why do you call for your red shirt before battle?” The captain replied, “If I am wounded in the attack, the shirt will not show my blood and thus, you men will continue to fight, unafraid.”

All of the men sat in silence and marveled at the courage of such a manly man as Captain Bravo. As dawn came the next morning, the look-out spotted not one, not two, but TEN pirates ships approaching from the far horizon. The crew stared at the captain and waited for his usual reply.

Captain Bravo calmly shouted, “Get me my brown pants.”

could I get Stray Bobby Pins,Nature is Overrated Sticker,and a Small Cage Necklace?

Hope you had a good weekend! Today can I have Loving Ladybugs Tanning Basics and The Misleading Tale Thanks! For today's joke: Why did the chicken cross the playground....

To get to the other slide :D

Would love to get any of these: Moonstone Mermaid Tear Scrap of Baboon Fur

After a talking sheepdog gets all the sheep in the pen, he reports back to the farmer: “All 40 accounted for.”

“But I only have 36 sheep,” says the farmer.

“I know,” says the sheepdog. “But I rounded them up.”

Heeeeey! >:/ hehe jk Thank you for the many lifelike dolls!! <3

Can I have: Wine Rosea Band Orange Food Coloring Snowflaik Pie

Thanks for everything. :)

Weee! I would love any of the following, if they are available! Enchanted Bottle of Forest Rainbow Herb Shield Dandilion

Oh, and here's a quick joke for ya! ^_^ I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

Thank you for doing this! <3

may I get Knitted Chai Plushie,Hugs and Kisses Bracelet,and White Lace Snow Millinery?

And here's a joke:Did you hear about the new book they got at the school library? It's called "What Happened To The Teacher?" By I.A.Tim

Thank you for everything and the lifelike dolls yesterday!!! Today can I have Delicate Lace Panel Top Book of Quills Ghost the Ghostly Today's joke 3 nuns stand at the gates of heaven. The first nun steps up and the guard says that each nun has to answer one question The first question is Who was the first man The nun thinks and thinks and says Adam The gates open the trumpets sound and she walks in The second nun walks up and is asked Who is the first women The nun thinks and thinks and says Eve The gates open the trumpets sound and she walks in The third nun walks up and the guard asks, what was the first thing Eve said to Adam The nun thinks and thinks and says Hmm that's a hard one The gates open the trumpets sound and she walks in :P

Thanks!!! For today: White Frosted Bauble Cookie Whipped Cream Cookie Shinwas Soap

Thanks again. :)

could I please get Ceylon Baobao Plushie,Guide To Making Your Own Guy,and Marshmallow Covered Truffles?

Could I have the Life Mage Amulet please c: Thank you so much for keeping this up for so long! ❤️

Can I have Our Neighbour Atebus today Thanks so much for the den items yesterday!!! Today's joke Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9. :DDDD

Thanks for everything: Leaf Laurel Blue Subeta Soda Magical Gold Duct Tape

Thanks again.

could I get Experiment Plushie,Harpy,and a Reborn Tutani Plushie?

I would like to get: Vegetarian Garden Vegetable Soup Cocktail Shaker Lovely Grape Pie Pop

Thank you. :)

Thank you for all the items! Today can I have: The Language of the Omen Islands Joke: Why did the vampire cross the road? It was attached to the chicken :D

I've been so busy! I wanted to pop on to thank you for the other items you sent. ^.^ They were greatly appreciated.

good morning and thank you for all the gifts :)

Johnny, a farmer's son, was having lots of trouble in getting dates. He asked his best friend for some pointers.

The first thing you have to do is to do something to attract her his friend advised. So Johnny went home and hugged his John Deere.

Could I get Calarami Steak, Shakshouka, or Sui Brown Liquid Liner if one of them is still available? Thanks!