my grandmother is convinced that the entirety of the internet is contemporary art. she likes to say that that's why she doesn't understand it. she also doesn't exactly understand that her computer isn't broken when the screensaver comes up. ohhhh! nah, dutch is neat! i personally think german is super ugly (at least in comparison to french, which is just annoyingly quirky) but i'm gonna have to get pretty good at that in the next few months cause it looks like i'm going to germany for school. all languages are great for humor though, although i think french is particularly great bc you can fly in and steal something but you're using the verb voler both times, you can make a joke or do a trick but either way it's a blague, or you could be in a pièce like the living room or a pièce like the tempest or have a pièce like a dime or eat a pièce of a cake. plus, it's entirely too easy to address ducks as assholes (which i mean sometimes they are but canard and connard are just a lil too similar). aha, yeah, stuff here has colors! delphi is a kinda bubbly turquoise and alexander is a smooth emerald green and your username is actually a really deep red/burgundy with like a rough velvet kinda texture! i'm a curious child too, aha. and i actually kinda like seeing what people ask me about w/ colors - sometimes it's names, sometimes it's songs, sometimes it's just like random objects, it's great lol. well nah i don't mean like full on angry mob, but like... sometimes low-key angry mob. and yeah, i mean, you're right, but tbh i'm just annoyed that some people actually live their lives w/o having to deal with all the ridiculousness that is mental issues, that's like... unreal, and i don't understand them any more than they understand me. ughhhh i don't even understand what writers are trying to do half the time. like it's obvious that you tried something, however you clearly failed bc i have no idea what that something is. i like to write myself (mostly like really dumb poetry about clouds and stuff though, 0% of the personality disorders and all of the taste) so one time i went around asking people to describe characters with personality disorders that were from books i hadn't read but not to tell me what specific disorder they supposedly had cause i wanted to see which writers actually understood how disorders tend to affect people. (and i'm not saying i understand perfectly either, i just have experience with a couple and know people that have experience with a buncha others so like i think i probably understand to a greater degree than the general public) and i think in total i found less than five that were accurate enough that i could figure out what they had, or even like a general idea, out of over two dozen, bc apparently people don't understand the people they're making up.

(aww thank you ^^ everything on neo makes me feel super old now bc i've had that kougra since fifth grade but like i'm not even twenty yet so idk i don't really think i have any right to feel old? also wtf is wrong with your chomby omg)

your grandma sounds like my grandma i like her already. also she is right. everything before u is contemporary art. (ps what colour is the word art??) nnnnooo i love german so much ;_____; french sounds so nasal to me. i mean i understand the appeal but? give me german any day. are you moving to germany?? are you from europe too i didn't know lmao my dad lives in franch and i mess up 'canard' and 'connard' all the time. like not when i speak it but listening? it's always a mystery. is he talking about ducks or did someone fuck up. what happen. my username sounds so pretty i wish you could see ahah thank u for putting up with all my colour questions! idk i used to be an asshole about certain things because i didn't know so i try to put up with people. i mean if theyre still rude after i explain things that is when they go down but it's just so overdone and give people with mental orders such a bad rep, you know? like nowadays when ppl want to write a scary character all they have to do is , , oo ,, yea lets make this one a psychopath

(if ur old im fuckin ancient im almost 24 literally everything is wrong w my chomby)

my grandma is wonderful when she's not spouting nonsense politics bc apparently in her time zone it's still 1850. she's like seventy something and likes to make awful puns and she's the only member of my family (that isn't much much younger than me) that i'm taller than. (the word art is this color! also the amount of time i spent googling color swatches to find this color was ungodly, but clearly i'm not sure how to describe colors adequately if google doesn't even understand [and tbh i don't mind, i like looking at color swatches]) omg no i wasn't like clear with that at all i apologize. i hate how french sounds when french people speak it but my mom's mostly french and she speaks it with a much more american tone over it and it's actually super pretty. and i just kinda think german is ugly bc it's ugly when i speak it. i knew a lotta french before i really knew english, but german is proving to be a very different obstacle. i very well may be moving to germany, yup! like... before the next school year if we can sort out all the stuff w/ universities and idiots. i'm actually not from europe though, i live literally halfway into the united states (texas to be specific, which is v annoying) and my bf's dad found some stuff about international school programs and it's really cool bc a ton of the classes are actually in english and it's a way better school system than this american bs and so i'm gonna try and mess with all that. i can't even actually put in an application for a few months though bc it requires a copy of your high school diploma, but like... i got into two major universities here and i literally spent a total of thirty minutes on both of the applications. so. that says a lot about the american school system: if you have decent sats/class ranks/gpa, you don't have to do anything. hence why i am literally doing nothing for 90% of the time i spend in school this year. /endrant lol franch. i'm calling it that now. i do that a bunch with listening too though, in every language. like a friend of mine still teases me bc one time she asked what time our band concert was at and i came back with "tibetan indians??" np! your username definitely qualifies as pretty, it's really not something i see a lot! and the color questions are kinda fun, they bring up things that i dismiss as so 'everyday' that sometimes i forget how pretty they are. ahh, okay, i get that. yeah, ignorance i guess really isn't necessarily their fault but ignorance plus an unwillingness to learn most definitely is. and yeah, it's very dumb. idk i just wish that people were educated on this stuff and it wasn't some big taboo. (then again i wish that about a lot of things, i'm one of those "radical liberals" that my grandma thinks is ruining the universe bc i don't wanna shoot gay people, like no grandma some of them are pretty great and also that's very definitely still murder and quite rude)

(good grief i turned eighteen like 2 months ago why is everyone on this website older than me. neither one of us is old old though, we've just been on the internet forever. and i agree w/ this diagnosis for your chomby. i diagnosed my brother w/ that last year)

Ahh, sorry for the late response, but yeah she was actually angry about it. Apparently, she shut up when the manager pointed out to her what a bralette actually is. lmao

And thank you! ^-^ I'm sure he'd be quite happy to know you think he's cute. haha

oh yikes grandmas can be like that sometimes. she still sounds awesome tho art is such a pretty colour ahhhh ;v ; thank you for looking it up!! if u already speak english and french i'm sure you'll have german down in no time!! it's actually pretty easy save for the grammar which is the worst i have ever encountered but ahah i have no idea how the school system works there but it sounds pretty wonky. i do hope you'll get to go to germany though! wtf why did i type franch that's not even close to being a word. but yes let's call it franch wait what i dont understand the tibetan indians thing aaaaaa texas i've heard it's pretty awful politics wise but i've been wanting to go there since forever bc apparently you deep fry a lot of food there??

awe ur tiny lmao i feel bad for ur brother also tiny posts bc i have a headache and typing a lot actually intimidates me im sorry

did you give her the stink eye bc u should have i'm an adult don't judge me

what are your plans for the day? (:

Haha, nahh. I have a coworker who is way better at the stink eye than I am. I leave all that up to him. lol

I'm gonna go get lunch with my boyfriend before I go to work, and that's about it. c: I also have to order supplies for my classes when I get home. Nothing too exciting on my end. ^^; How about you?

ahah fair enough you should be allowed to call them for that 'joe to isle four, we've got a nasty customer. stink eye required.'

have fun at lunch! c: what kinda supplies are you getting? i'm just going to RS a bit before taking the dog out on her last walk for the day. then work tomorrow.

Lol that would be great. I feel like he has a sixth sense about when customers need the stink eye though because he's always in the right spot when the situation requires it. xD

Thank you! ^-^ I just have to get a sketchpad and two textbooks this time around, thankfully. I'm glad my classes this semester don't require much. And that sounds like a nice, easy day! I hope you and your doggy enjoy the walk! c:

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are you in art class? we've probably discussed this before but my memory is really bad sorry ;v; aww thank you, i'm sure she will. for now some RSing though. /kicks subq

yeah she's a fun one. tbh though as long as i don't have to deal with my grandfather, i'm more than happy to put up with her. he's like one of those hunting fishing alllll the outdoor stuff kinda people and he tried to teach me to shoot when i was eight and just like excuse me no i want nowhere near that gun i will accidentally murder something and that is not recommended. np! any other particular things you're curious about? ahh yeah german grammar seems like it's gonna be a fun time. idk i'm hilariously bad at a lotta things i really have no right to be bad at. like i started ballet when i was three and got into gymnastics a few years later but i cannot do floor gymnastics/tumbling/rhythmics for the life of me. i got super good at bars, but i can't do the dance thing. and on top of both of those things i still have no balance. to sum it up: bad. the school system is bad. i'm there this year for literature. that's it. my other seven class periods are all random regulars filler classes or just like not even academic (aquatic science, forensics, two band classes that count as three, i'm a clinic aide, and then there's this one block that nothing fit in so i just don't even have a class there). this is the first year i've taken regulars classes in high school and it's a slap in the face bc people are just so unbelievably ridiculous. in aquatic science someone asked if diatoms were birds. uhhh perhaps not. but yes i hope the germany thing works out too, i'm super excited about it! france + french = franch? idk but i approve. lol that's the point she didn't understand it either. she said something perfectly normal and then i fucked up listening and i heard tibetan indians instead of her asking what time our concert was. ...that's like a thing that people say? uh i guess maybe in some parts of the state, i've been more places outside of texas than inside it, but i live up by dallas and like i've actually seen/eaten very few deep fried things (and i also really don't like them from what i have tried). that might be more of a southern texas thing? if you go to the state fair though omg they deep fry fuckin everything it's nuts (yes they deep fry those too, mostly pecans) and i refuse to touch any of it but it's hilarious. someone apparently figured out how to deep fry ice cream and like i just don't understand.

my hands are literally the exact same size as my ten year old cousin's i am stupidly tiny. lol nah my brother's 13 literally everything is wrong with him like have you ever met a 13 year old?? i hope not they're awful aww no don't feel like you have to type a bunch! i am just a very scattered ramble-prone person and so i do but seriously you don't have to! and also headaches are terrible and i am sorry that those are things that exist. :c

Yeah, I am! ^-^ I take online graphic design classes through the academy of art. I sort of mentioned it, but I never outright said what I was studying. lol

Okay I'm alive helloooo everyone seriously that long weekend was amazing but completely exhausting and boo I missed days of the free shop

I like your new HA! That coat colour is divine. Plus I love that style.

My list is so huge right now that not much actually has priority. XD I get into phases of playing only 5 or so for a while and then switch it up after a bit though. That works. I'll definitely take your recommendation into consideration though! :D Thanks. ^_^

Thank you! It was brilliant, but super duper tiring. I'm glad we got to go on so many rides. ^_^ My number one achievement was to lick a whole lollipop until it was gone though. WIN. (It was about as big as my hand.) No biting except to get the last bits off the stick so my tongue didn't bleed licking tiny pointy bits.

Disneyland Anaheim! It was pretty great. ^_^ Thank you! Which one did you go to?

I'd been to Disneyland Paris before but that was about half my life ago so I'm super glad I got to go again. Some of the rides were very similar but most were different enough (or new enough) for it to be a completely new experience. :) Plus I'm not such a wuss now, hahaha.

I'm so glad you got to meet Peter Pan! That must have been fantastic. C:

I'm glad you had a good time!

I went to Disneyland Anaheim, as well. c: It's on my bucket list to visit every Disney park in the world though, so Disneyworld is next on the list. I've been trying to save up to go there, but it's a struggle. xD

Awesome! When did you last go? :) That sounds like a very cool goal. xD I was kind of surprised to find out how many there were! Ticket prices are ridiculous and then you have to pay for parking and food (wow) and travel and accommodation and fuuun stuff. This trip was totally worth it though, especially as we drove. Some of the people we went with flew and had to leave really early to catch their flights. :c

I went last summer with my bf. We drove down there as well. I'm a weirdo and looove driving, even in the LA area. We were lucky and hardly hit any traffic at all going down there and coming back. We didn't pay for parking though. We just took the shuttle from our hotel. I think it was like $15 for unlimited trips during our entire stay. And we went super cheap on food. We'd get free breakfast at the hotel, eat lunch in the park, and we got a bunch of microwave dinners at the Walmart by our hotel. lol

I think the tickets were the most expensive part about the whole trip. I'm pretty good with budgeting. When it involves going out of state like to Disneyworld though, it gets a little more complicated, factoring in flights and baggage and all that sort of stuff. ^^;

that does sound reaaaally familiar in any case i am impressed! i could never do anything remotely close to graphic design. are you enjoying the course?

ah yes teaching the eight year olds to shoot that's super responsible. not dangerous at all. my dad tried teaching me to shoot when i was ? about 17 and even then it was difficult to convince him. nope that's all but i'll probably think of some things three seconds after posting this so i can mention that next post :> maybe ur balance is just bad? some things can be taught but i guess balance just isn't one of em. band classes confuse me so much i hear ppl mention them all the time and i just really do not understand the point i mean it seems fun and super good to improve talents but like does anyone actually ever become a musician because of band class ohh the tibetan indians thing makes a lot of sense now i do that occasionally. mostly it's just me actually saying weird shit because i can't remember the words like i called the sink 'kitchen table hole' the other day. what's a state fair i must go to one. maybe it's astronaut ice cream they fry? like the stuff that's not actually cold

that reminded me of the t rex post who has very tiny arms my cousin is a 15 year old he was 13 at some point it was indeed awful i'm so sorry. hang in there tho they dont stay that way forever d/w i like reading stuff so long as ppl don't get annoyed that i sometimes skip replying to half the post although i can ramble too sometimes so it's all good!!

ahh welcome back! thank u bab i had a lot of fun making it.

you went to disneyland and you're the most excited about eating a lollipop that's amazing i would do exactly the same what were your favourite rides?

ikr? genius. it's actually decently common to teach pretty little kids to shoot here but i think that really just means we seriously need better gun control laws bc why on earth would you want an eight year old with a gun. i just don't see the appeal. ahhh, yeah, i do that too. i guess so? i dunno, everyone else seemed able to learn how to balance, i'm just bad at it. but the amount of puns i got from my parents about my being 'unstable' was delightful. actually yeah? they become some really really good musicians. y'know how i applied for a couple of american colleges on the off chance that i stay? one of them was for music. if i stay here, i want to play in a symphony. i started band in sixth grade and since then i've learned how to play a french horn at an almost professional level, almost as well on a trumpet, and half decent piano and oboe. plus i have a flute that i'm messing with, and a guitar that i'm teaching myself how to play. if i'd stayed in theater like i was originally planning to, i'm almost certain none of that would be true. i guess maybe at schools with tiny band programs people may not become musicians, but at schools like mine (where there's 300 kids in it and the whole band's gone to state 6 times and the top band's ranked 3rd in the state [which is not easy in a state the size of texas]) it's actually not uncommon. lol that's beautiful. kitchen table hole. i do that sometimes too, most notoriously for ice - i called with 'water with corners' once and my mother is never going to let me live that down. state fairs... um they're like really big carnivals essentially? it's in like september/october usually and for a week (or two/three? idk, something like that) this huge carnival opens up and like there's everything from music and museum exhibits to ferris wheels and it's completely nuts bc tonsss of people go every year and they deep fry everything. like i looked it up just to see what they used as examples and like apparently they deep fry oreos and bananas and peanut butter and somehow coke (soda, not cocaine) and a buncha other stuff. idk about the ice cream though, i have no idea what they do to it (and tbh i don't think i wanna know).

yes i am a dinosaur, most definitely. i certainly hope they don't, he's doomed if they do. idk i was pretty awful as a 13 year old too but like i certainly was not the obsessive gamer type that he is (like it's gotten to the point that it's a legit interference w/ his life) and i definitely took more baths (although that may have to do more w/ the fact that my hair is literally two feet longer than his). ahhh okay! yeah i'm totally okay with that, i just really don't wanna intimidate you!

Yeah, I enjoy it, mostly. I've had some classes that were incredibly dull though. Like, I had to take an intro to photoshop class and ughhh. It was so tedious because I'm already so familiar with it, but it was required. ;^; I took a really fun photography class though! And last semester I took a web design class that was loads of fun.

1st Feb: Hey everyone! What team did you choose for the snowman contest and why? Chat time! :D Also I'm super sick so be nice to me

I hope everyone's doing well!! I should really be more active here. ;o;

Hi! ^_^ How are you? (Besides sick!! I hope you feel better soon!!)

I joined Team Nature, 'cos I love nature and looove that floral crown. Also I like Esther and Emma. What about you?