Also, I did not realize until just now... my gift was different! In addition to the wand, I got:
I suppose that'd be because my HA, was dressed in not much else than buttless chaps at the time and I commented that he had better put some clothes on if he wants to go to Hogwarts. XD
Edit: Pinging some friends.
This was so thoughtful of the anon! Kind, thoughtful, anonymous gifts like these make Subeta amazing.
❄️ Seeking Elsa or Olaf inspired CWs ❄️
This is seriously the coolest thing i have been a part of so far on subeta. I'm excited. I'll be checking back on this as often as i can, but alas, i must go to work. Anon, thank you so much. This is incredible. truely.
[tot=echochaos]
Well, I'm all dressed up and ready for learning and such now. 8D
I'm bringing my cat along too. She's a bit fussy.
HOGWARTS HOGWARTS HOGWARTS <3
Okay but who is this Prof. H?! :|

really need to come up with a cool HA, hopefully get sorted into ravenclaw
Now, this is interesting. I'll be keeping up with this one. Looks like it'll be exciting.
Items Black Discreet Robe
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Message
"Ah. Everyone in from the boats? Good. Welcome to your new home, my sweets. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Professor H, and I teach Potions he - why are you looking at me like that? Oh. Did that damned quill confuse my gender again?"
sigh
"Well. As you can see, I am the Potions Mistress here at Hogwarts. I am also Head of Slytherin house; one of the better houses available to you through the fast approaching Sorting Ceremony."
wink
Here, take these robes, the weather is getting colder this time of year. We will proceed through the Great Hall in an orderly fashion, do you hear me? You will wait where I indicate, patiently. Your nerves will build, your anxiety will threaten to overflow you, and my little pumpkins, you will stand in total silence for your name to be called. When that occurs, you will walk to the stool, you will sit on the aforementioned stool, and I will sit the Sorting Hat upon your adorable little head. After you are Sorted, you get a small house themed gift, join your house table, and we all eat a massive tasty dinner. Do you understand?"
stares at everyone
"Good! Now, dears, feel free to ask the Hat for a house. If not, you might end up in Hu- cough a house you don't want! Let's go, sweetlings, come on now. Remember - if you feel the need to faint, then by all means, do so - but do be considerate, and try to keep it quiet."
"Oh, don't you look lovely!"
thank you anon, fingers crossed the hat will put me in ravenclaw :)
"Ah. Everyone in from the boats? Good. Welcome to your new home, my sweets. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Professor H, and I teach Potions he - why are you looking at me like that? Oh. Did that damned quill confuse my gender again?"
sigh
"Well. As you can see, I am the Potions Mistress here at Hogwarts. I am also Head of Slytherin house; one of the better houses available to you through the fast approaching Sorting Ceremony."
wink
We will proceed through the Great Hall in an orderly fashion, do you hear me? You will wait where I indicate, patiently. Your nerves will build, your anxiety will threaten to overflow you, and my little pumpkins, you will stand in total silence for your name to be called. When that occurs, you will walk to the stool, you will sit on the aforementioned stool, and I will sit the Sorting Hat upon your adorable little head. After you are Sorted, you get a small house themed gift, join your house table, and we all eat a massive tasty dinner. Do you understand?"
stares at everyone
"Good! Now, dears, feel free to ask the Hat for a house. If not, you might end up in Hu- cough a house you don't want! Let's go, sweetlings, come on now. Remember - if you feel the need to faint, then by all means, do so - but do be considerate, and try to keep it quiet."
"Wha- haven't you brought your supplies with you? Goodness. Here, take this robe. It's not much, but it is a start."
Thank you!! I am going for Ravenclaw :D
Dexter by ❤
I don't know which house. You decide for me, oh great and powerful sorting hat. 8D SURPRISE ME!
Got my robes, now to see where the hat will put me :D (I'll take the random rather than asking for a specific house?)
Oh my gosh! I got a robe! I think the anon puts a little something more into each gift, weather it be at the end in la few words or MasterSir's sweater that he got along with his wand. Freaking awesome. there aren't even enough words.
At the bottum of mine, where im guessing is personalized it says "Oh, pumpkin, you have a little dirt on.....do you know what? Never mind pats head"
I'm putting this robe on right now. Hufflepuff all the way!
[tot=echochaos]
At the bottom of my gift's text, it said: "Oh, from a wizarding family are you? Impressive Serpensortia, young sir. Very good indeed." Heeeheee!
Crosses his fingers and chants Please Slytherin, please Slytherin, please Slytherin...
"Ah. Everyone in from the boats? Good. Welcome to your new home, my sweets. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Professor H, and I teach Potions he - why are you looking at me like that? Oh. Did that damned quill confuse my gender again?"
sigh
"Well. As you can see, I am the Potions Mistress here at Hogwarts. I am also Head of Slytherin house; one of the better houses available to you through the fast approaching Sorting Ceremony."
wink
Here, take these robes, the weather is getting colder this time of year. We will proceed through the Great Hall in an orderly fashion, do you hear me? You will wait where I indicate, patiently. Your nerves will build, your anxiety will threaten to overflow you, and my little pumpkins, you will stand in total silence for your name to be called. When that occurs, you will walk to the stool, you will sit on the aforementioned stool, and I will sit the Sorting Hat upon your adorable little head. After you are Sorted, you get a small house themed gift, join your house table, and we all eat a massive tasty dinner. Do you understand?"
stares at everyone
"Good! Now, dears, feel free to ask the Hat for a house. If not, you might end up in Hu- cough a house you don't want! Let's go, sweetlings, come on now. Remember - if you feel the need to faint, then by all means, do so - but do be considerate, and try to keep it quiet."
"...you aren't one of those insufferable Malfoys, are you?"

hahaha. can i take a moment though to appreciate that that gif exists?!?!?
(this is still cool as shit)
"Ah. Everyone in from the boats? Good. Welcome to your new home, my sweets. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Professor H, and I teach Potions he - why are you looking at me like that? Oh. Did that damned quill confuse my gender again?"
sigh
"Well. As you can see, I am the Potions Mistress here at Hogwarts. I am also Head of Slytherin house; one of the better houses available to you through the fast approaching Sorting Ceremony."
wink
Here, take these robes, the weather is getting colder this time of year. We will proceed through the Great Hall in an orderly fashion, do you hear me? You will wait where I indicate, patiently. Your nerves will build, your anxiety will threaten to overflow you, and my little pumpkins, you will stand in total silence for your name to be called. When that occurs, you will walk to the stool, you will sit on the aforementioned stool, and I will sit the Sorting Hat upon your adorable little head. After you are Sorted, you get a small house themed gift, join your house table, and we all eat a massive tasty dinner. Do you understand?"
stares at everyone
"Good! Now, dears, feel free to ask the Hat for a house. If not, you might end up in Hu- cough a house you don't want! Let's go, sweetlings, come on now. Remember - if you feel the need to faint, then by all means, do so - but do be considerate, and try to keep it quiet."
OH EXCITING! The plot thickens and I love it, thanks anon! (I have always felt like I would belong in Gryfindor.)
loving the extra personalised lines at the bottom :)
"Ah. Everyone in from the boats? Good. Welcome to your new home, my sweets. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Professor H, and I teach Potions he - why are you looking at me like that? Oh. Did that damned quill confuse my gender again?"
sigh
"Well. As you can see, I am the Potions Mistress here at Hogwarts. I am also Head of Slytherin house; one of the better houses available to you through the fast approaching Sorting Ceremony."
wink
Here, take these robes, the weather is getting colder this time of year. We will proceed through the Great Hall in an orderly fashion, do you hear me? You will wait where I indicate, patiently. Your nerves will build, your anxiety will threaten to overflow you, and my little pumpkins, you will stand in total silence for your name to be called. When that occurs, you will walk to the stool, you will sit on the aforementioned stool, and I will sit the Sorting Hat upon your adorable little head. After you are Sorted, you get a small house themed gift, join your house table, and we all eat a massive tasty dinner. Do you understand?"
stares at everyone
"Good! Now, dears, feel free to ask the Hat for a house. If not, you might end up in Hu- cough a house you don't want! Let's go, sweetlings, come on now. Remember - if you feel the need to faint, then by all means, do so - but do be considerate, and try to keep it quiet."

".....I must warn you, these muggle devices do not work so well here in Hogwarts..."
...I do hope you aren't implying that my awesome engineering isn't badass enough to be magic. ^_~
LOL, Tony Stark in Hogwarts robes. That was fun. And most likely never going to happen outside of bad fanfiction crossovers. I BLAME LOKI.
Also, while I'm definitely brave and impulsive bordering on stupidity, I'm far too smart/ambitious for Gryffindor and too awesome for Hufflepuff. Slytherin or Ravenclaw please! I'll leave it up to the sorting hat.
</p>Haha, thank you Professor! I think we all know which house I'm destined for. Green is my favorite color after all. ;3