Granted. But you are a fly and a frog eats you.

I wish i was in a submarine.

___P ( . . . )

Granted, but you go too deep and a giant squid crushes you.

I wish I wouldn't procrastinate.

Granted, now he's a clingy, never-leave-you-alone guy.

Granted, but it's thrown to you by a clown.

I wish I had a million sP.

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Granted, but it's thrown to you by a clown.

I wish I had a million sP.

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Granted, but someone hacks your account and you lose everything.

I wish I could quit my job.

Granted, but then you realize that you are eating the insects from James and the Giant Peach. o.o

I wish that I could find a box.

Granted, but everyone around you starts eating twice as much, and you starve.

I wish I could had a pet Jolteon.

Granted, but it electrocutes you.

I wish I was smart.

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granted, but someone puked in it. Ick. i wish i had some pie :3

Granted, but the pie was thrown at your face...

I wish I was British :P

granted, but someone who is prejudiced against british people kills you :[ i wish i were taller

Granted, but you get so tall a passing helicopter chops your head off.

I wish I was gorgeous.

Granted, but you never have privacy. NOT EVEN IN THE SHOWER.

I wish I had a unicorn.

Granted! But it gets hotter and hotter until all the liquid evaporates and you are left with a bitter chocolate residue at the bottom of your mug.

I wish I wasn't alone at my house with nothing to do.

Granted, but then you find out he was cheating on you.

I wish my cat would still be alive.

Granted, but it turns into a lion and eats you.

I wish I had a swimming pool.

Granted. Tomorrow, however ....

I wish I could know my flight to cali was on time Wed morning.

Granted, but when making decisions you now make them too quickly and end up choosing the wrong choice.

I wish we both were 16...

Granted, but if you touch your playmate you turn into a rubber fish.

I wish i had a muffin!