Granted, you no longer have any arms to become sore.

I wish my dog didn't want outside every 5 minutes.

Granted, but only half can disappear. How disappointing.

I wish I could talk to animals.

Granted, but people assume you're on drugs and arrest you.

I wish I would get an A on all my finals without having to study, and without cheating. :)

Granted, but everyone hates it and you are the laughing stock of the author community.

I wish I could sing.

Wish Granted, but then we won't be able to breath anymore because the leaves turned into money, and money doesn't produce Oxygen!

I wish I had a cookie.

Granted, but then you face a lifelong battle with Type 2 diabetes.

I wish I could buy all the wearables from Esther's Shop before Vesnali ends.

Granted, but your account gets hacked into and out of spite they leave you with only a paper bag.

I wish I could catch Pokemon in the real world.

Granted, but you catch a Snorlax and get really bored with it.

I wish I was taller!

Granted, but birds perch on you thinking you are a tree.

I wish I wasn't so tired...

^ OHAI

Granted but a snake swallows you.

I wish my cat would lose some weight. :c

Granted, but it does this by throwing up on every one of your possessions.

I wish I had a few more days off work.

granted, but you get fired because your boss thinks you're unmotivated.

i wish i had some tea.

Granted, but it tastes like coffee.

I wish I had some new reading material.

Granted, but it's in a language you don't understand.

I wish my hair was dry.

granted, but you get corrupted and sent to jail, so now you are poor and infamous

I wish I get 5s on all my APs >< esp calc

Granted, but you become bitter and sour in your wealth.

I wish guys weren't so BLIND.

granted, but now rampant world hunger is also reality

i wish the weather was always nice

Granted, but it gets a virus and your brain short-circuits and you die.

I wish I could compete in the Olympics.

Granted, but people are put off by your newfound (and sometimes overdone) perkiness.

I wish sleep was not a necessity, so I'd have more time to get more done and never be tired.

Granted, but you eventually get delusional and sleep deprived, and you die.

I wish I was with my baby boo ❤️