granted you pull out the roadrunner and he escaped.

I wish my puppy that got hit by a car would get all better.

Granted, but then he hates cars, or any moving object for that matter, and now he hates you, because you can move, so everytime you go near him, he attacks you. I wish I had the money to go to Paris.

( Aw, your poor little puppy. :( )

Granted, but you get robbed by a guy posing as a travel agent.

I wish I had the sarcastic tongue of Groucho Marx.

Granted, but you also have his mustache...and it looks better on him than it does on you!

I wish I could have a pizza party right now.

Granted, but when you finally meet him it's in a dark alley behind the bank you just robbed...

I wish for an opera-singing fruit bat.

Granted, but the government thinks you are an alien and lock you away for eternity o_o

i wish for a day off work for once... <_<

granted, you get fired :P

I wish I didnt have to sleep :O more time for games ftw~

Granted, but your computer dies, your internet is disconnected, and any other access to your games is magicly unavailable... pitty...

i wish i won the lottery ^__^

LOL like that would happenn.. but Granted, but then you realize it was all a scam to get your bank account, so you end up loosing all your money :O

I wish there wasn't a 12 hour waiting period for the token shop D:

Granted, but Keith Decides to close the token shop just after the rule changes :O

I wish i could get a new computer :)

Granted, but it broke during delivery.

I wish that my kitten liked to be held!

Granted, but it ends up getting to the point where it needs attention 24/7

i wish that i could get paid to be on subeta ^_^

Granted, but you loose the ability to see when there is any light at all... (including from your computer...)

i wish i could think of something to wish for... :O

Granted... but then you get locked into a padded cell and have nothing to see other than the white padding on the walls, roof and floor :O

i wish i could go for a drive....

Granted, but you start being paranoid about the undead rather than the dead :)

i wish i could find my phone.... oh found it... ok... i wish i could understand this new txt... *unsure8

Granted. You are so complacent that you're the first to go in the zombie apocalypse.

I wish I had a better memory, so that I could actually remember important stuff.

Granted, but you can't forget ANYTHING, and your brain goes into overload because of the excess on information... :(

I wish i could have a white christmas... stoopid summer :(

Granted, you get snowed in and have to wait to get shoveled out.

I wish I did not have exams.

Granted, but with the lack of education you become increasingly dumb until your put into a special persons place and get abondond my everything and everyone.

I wish I had the power to turn into any creature I want as many times I want and back into human form when I wished.

Granted except as soon as you turn into an animal, you get the intelligence of an animal and you eventually cannot turn back cuz you forgot how.

I wish I could breath underwater and still be able to breath air.