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The situation has gone from bad to worse. Citizens are now <a href=/forums/index.php>biting</a> at random, and I've seen members of my own crew be attacked. I've been told that the Shrunken Head Pendant being handed out can prove to be very effective if worn when being assaulted by a zombie.

If that is not enough, the How to Punch a Zombie has been put in the <a href=/explore/ticenter.php>Token Shop</a>. (Look for my interview with the bestselling author next week!)

I fear for my own safety at this point, and think that everyone should find a secure place to ride this infection out. Be safe.