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February 9, 2009 12:41 am

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Hello, I am Titania McGee with the channel 5 news, your BEST source for up to date information! I've joined sources with the groundbreaking Subeta Tribune, which is known for its hard-hitting stories! You can find the newest Special Edition at the <a href=/explore/gift.php>Free Gift</a> center!

The situation has gone from bad to worse. Citizens are now <a href=/forums/index.php>biting</a> at random, and I've seen members of my own crew be attacked. I've been told that the Shrunken Head Pendant being handed out can prove to be very effective if worn when being assaulted by a zombie.

If that is not enough, the How to Punch a Zombie has been put in the <a href=/explore/ticenter.php>Token Shop</a>. (Look for my interview with the bestselling author next week!)

I fear for my own safety at this point, and think that everyone should find a secure place to ride this infection out. Be safe.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

Grr.... I'm so fed up with these diseases.... But whatev. It'll be over soon, I hope.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

You already got your gift.

Remember that you can only get it whenever a new one appears; it's NOT daily!

I couldn't get it either and I didn't already collect this one.. -sighs-

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

You already got your gift.

Remember that you can only get it whenever a new one appears; it's NOT daily!

hope i can get this one after some sleep

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

I had level 4, went to the forum. Someone bit me and became level 5.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

I want to be able to bite too!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

The biting is in the forums, where people who are already infected with a stage 6 virus can "bite" others to infect them as well!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

For the record, not all zombies should be punched. xD does Thriller dance on way to bed

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

what are they talking about with the biting?

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

got ten, now to hunt for five more to much on!!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

Missed it.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

How to Punch a Zombie Tokens: 100 -1 in stock

Haha... how come?

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

Awr, missed the book! So much for going to school xD.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

Good, everyone needs to be infected! ahahahHAHAHAHA!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

Bites everyone within biting radius

And bawww, I want that book

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

Bite People!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

Duuurrrr...

How can we be zombies if we're still alive and sentient? Ergo, that book is worthless.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

Well, I'm prepared to fight the infection. I have my four barrel ripgun, and my cyborg soldier BFG for back up. So, go ahead, throw them infected at me, I'll survive : D ...Now...To wait for that demented doctor's drugs to wear off...

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

Does punching zombies actually work? I had this weird idea that your supposed to remove the head, but then again, I could be wrong 0.o

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

Nevermind, missed that post

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

Where does one get the pendant?

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

does any one want to bite me?

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

There isn't a new free gift. There's a comment below saying that.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

i guess i'm a evil greedy zombie! 5 infected by me, five to go for the next achievement!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

:O This is getting intense.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

No but really, how DO you tell what level of sickness you are?

I'm still itching () for someone to enlighten us!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

there is still no free gift!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

How to Punch a Zombie Tokens: 100 -1 in stock

-1? How odd. Too bad I missed it. :/

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

I got the "didnt work" thing ALOT, but I think its random because I sucessfully bit my first victim. just keep trying!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

I have the bite option, but I keep getting: "You tried to bite them... it didn't work " ... sigh

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

The title of the book is priceless...Thank god for the shrunken heads... o_o;

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

Can someone bite me? I wanna be one. How do I get sick?

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

Okay. Next how do you tell what you level is?

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

I successfully bit someone and it's showing 1/1 in my achievements but I didn't actually get the achievement for it.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

Aw man, I just missed the zombie book.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

You can find the link to bite people in the forums. Under thier achievement count.
GOod Luck! And as far as I know you have to be level six, and the person you bite cant have a shrunken head amulet on.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

woah hows there a -1 in stock on How to Punch a Zombie? lol

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

I wanna bite Titania chases after her

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

So you need to be stage 6 to bite someone?

Because Im not seeing how you bite someone...

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

how do you tell what level you are ?

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

There is NOT a new free gift. My intro simply says that you can find the newest issue at the Free Gift center.

There is not a new issue, however.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

How do you even get sick? I wanna bite some people!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

woo, I got a biting achievement

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

Hello, I am Titania McGee with the channel 5 news, your BEST source for up to date information! I've joined sources with the groundbreaking Subeta Tribune, which is known for its hard-hitting stories! You can find the newest Special Edition at the Free Gift center!

where does it say reminder? it says its available now

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

Oo how did i know, what stage I'm? confused i want to buy someone ;_;

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

stage 6 is just the 6 stage of your illness...its on the forums that shows the stage your on

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

biting is fun!!! i need to nummie on three more people for the next biting achievement!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

You Have Purchased: How to Punch a Zombie for 100 Tokens! Thanks for your business!

woot... working those wizard quests.

off to try that biting thing now.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

"You tried to bite them... it didn't work "

Okay, is it not working for anyone else?

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

I got the virus and I didnt know what was happening Because I never read the news page :O

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

Calm down guys. Obviously no one has gotten a new free gift so it's pretty safe to assume they haven't released a new one yet. The first part of Titania's news posts are always the same so they probably just copied and pasted it and forgot to remove the part about the free gift.

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