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<center>[item=Dr. Lockhearts Amoricide] [item=Dr. Lockhearts Hyperamory Inducer] <img src=http://images.subeta.net/val_doclockheart.gif></center> Hi, I'm Doctor Lockheart, and I'm here to cure you! You can find my wide range of viral medication in the <a href=/explore/milcenter.php>Millionaire Center</a>, ranging in price! Warning!!! I do not claim that these are cures for the current Virus, just a virus in general. If you take this medication, you are waving all rights to sue me. Under any circumstances. Even if you grow another face.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

Oooo I want to see what these do... they might make it worse!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

Eemegosh. He creeps me out.

And I'M STILL NOT SICK. I just want the achievement. T3T

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

How do you figure out which disease you have? Haven't been paying attention, haha!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

I finally got my hearts and i'm not going to part with them now xD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

Just remember to give those shots in your butt, as they will work faster that way

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

=\ There is an achievement for the 5M one.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

And that mighty fine print puts mag in a mighty fine predicament

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

I dont want medication. i want the virus.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

noooooooo... I don't want the cure!!! I just look great!!

anyway.. Thanks Doctor..

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

I'M NOT EVEN INFECTED!!!! NOW SOME QUACK IS GIVING OUT CURES?!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

'belts out a chorus from Witch Doctor"

My friend the witch doctor he told me what to say, my friend the witch doctor he told me what to do. He said that you'd be mine when I say this to you

OH BABY

Ooh ee ooh ah ah TING TANG walla walla bing BANG

'hipthrusts on Doctor Lockheart'

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

Doctors are just psychos with stethoscopes. Dx Just like this one.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

I got the bottle just because it's cheaper and cute.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

Amoricide looks alot like Zydrate

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

Warning!!! I do not claim that these are cures for the current Virus, just a virus in general. If you take this medication, you are waving all rights to sue me. Under any circumstances. Even if you grow another face.

lmfao thats great XD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

Highlight his text to all the way to the bottom you will see the warning

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

REPOOOO!!! giggles maniacally sings And Zytrate comes in a little glass vial (a little glass vial? A little glass vial!).

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

... haha glad I didn't run off and buy some immediately, haha...

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

5 mil? X-x I hope the next character is an insurance sales person XD Something seems fishy about the new doc and reporter in town. >_> This is kinda fun but I'm glad I'm not 'sick.'

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

did anyone buy one that wasn't cheap and use it? lol

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

That doctor kind of creeps me out D; glad I'm not sick yet though~

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

-frowns- I don't see the warning.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

And the little glass bottle goes into the gun like a battery. And the Lovitol gun goes somewhere against your anatomy. And when the gun goes off it sparks and you're ready for surgery, surgery! giggles

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

Uh... doctor's wear ties. I don't know where you go, but... Also, I don't know if I want to be cured. Hearts are cute.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

Sub Artest. Squeer They they made that refrense. Squee To one of my fav movies. Squee Opra. *Waaa.. * Ya, ok, breath Aweosme job, now to figure out which is which. *Can not spell. *

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

I BET he's the cause of these friggen diseases... And I used the Lovitol for my foot rash...GRRR!!! EVIL DOCTOR!!! I SPENT THAT MONEY FOR NOTHING!!! attacks doctor NEVER TRUST DOCTORS AGAIN!!! EVER!!!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

Quote:

; border: 1px solid ; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">Hi, I'm Doctor Lockheart, and I'm here to cure you!

You can find my wide range of viral medication in the Millionaire Center, ranging in price!

Warning!!! I do not claim that these are cures for the current Virus, just a virus in general. If you take this medication, you are waving all rights to sue me. Under any circumstances. Even if you grow another face.

Lol. Didn't notice that the first time.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

xD I want to see what happens. <.< -doesn't buy-

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

hahaha.. some of you guys look hilarious. I wonder what the other "cures" would do.. but I won't spend that much just to find out

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

loving the descriptions though ^^

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

eyebrow quirk No self-respecting doctor would ever wear that tie. I smell snake oil shenanigans. :K

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

Yeah, not using that. I'll wait and see what else happens. I think I may buy one though...just to have on hand. muses

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

I want to get to the max level of the sickness i dont really care haha

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

i wonder what they all do, the lovitol is funny X3

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

I love the Repo Reference ;D

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

Well, we can all turn this all around on THEM and let our HAs die. That's what I'm doing. Loveitall my ass!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

How are we supposed to know which cure, cures what disease? They are a bit expensive!!!!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

Even his NAME is enough to keep me away from anything he`s selling x-X

Professor Lockheart was a fraud, and I`m sure that the Doctor is too.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

ooh... hello Doctor...

Is it warmer in here ?

I might need to take off my clothes....

mmmmmm

and various other highly inappropriate comments ...

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

lol I'm glad I didn't buy it!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

I do not trust him a bit refuses treatment

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

Ahahahaha

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

Oh why did I take that medicine!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

HAHAHA

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

I took lovitol for my foot rash, and so far nothing's happened AT ALL. Ripoff artist! -kicks in shins-

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

funny, i'm listening to a song called Dr. and it's all "PLEASE SAVE US DOCTOR, EVIL DOCTOR"

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

Omg the Lovitol faces are hilarious -keeps away-

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

Oh cwap! The cure worse than the disease!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

Millionaire Center? Come on, we're all not rich ya know.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

lol, instead of the Lovitol, I'll stick with my disease

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