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<center>[item=Dr. Lockhearts Amoricide] [item=Dr. Lockhearts Hyperamory Inducer] <img src=http://images.subeta.net/val_doclockheart.gif></center> Hi, I'm Doctor Lockheart, and I'm here to cure you! You can find my wide range of viral medication in the <a href=/explore/milcenter.php>Millionaire Center</a>, ranging in price! Warning!!! I do not claim that these are cures for the current Virus, just a virus in general. If you take this medication, you are waving all rights to sue me. Under any circumstances. Even if you grow another face.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

Ok now my face is very strange too... LoL

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

Yay for big pharma : D

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

Um,, no it's not, Yukino. lmao

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

Read the disclaimer... What do you mean, grow another head? I'll keep the rash thank you very much.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

I was once a very pretty bunny... and then I took some medicine.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

Got the achievement and my face is still ok yay!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

Oh nos, I took Lovital! ROFL

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

sigh Just got the Lovitol from my beloved one to cure me from a disease I didn't even recognize by looking at my HA. No I got fat red faced and tongue hanging but it came with love so....what's the matter? Everything comes to an end by it's time.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

I thought it was Valentines, not April Fools! xD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

5 mil for a seasonal achievement? NOOOO that's everything I have But I can afford the pills. Gallery tiem nao! This is such a fun event, staff! (even if I can't afford the gasdfdfgs Amoricide) ><

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

lol I'm happy with my boobitus /o/ Plus... I hate syringes -cringes- I had to scroll down the page real fast so I wouldn't get that funny feeling in my arm that I usually get... and still failed >____< -rubs arms-

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

it has to be the amoricide to get the achievement?!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

Did anyone read the disclaimer at the bottom? it is so funny.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

scream more evil doctors!!!! runs away

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

Hopefully. ;P

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

One day, we will find a cure!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

Bonnie, the achievement is for the Amoricide, the purple one.

Take a dose! I wouldn't suggest it... but you took a shot of Dr. Lockhearts Amoricide! 0/1

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

Don't try and hog the items! You have 2 Hours, 20 minutes, and 19 seconds remaining until you can purchase another item!

Poo!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

XD Haha, the Amoricide one... It did this to my face~!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

I think the staff is having fun messing with us

you guys!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

Omg! Laughing until my spleen almost bursts! boots EVIL doc in the nads!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

Wait, are those pink tendrils veins?

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

Paper bags don't cover it up!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

Okay now I do look sick but I still haven't received the achievement..oh well.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

i got a laptop and just now saw the warning the doc has. how about that...

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

The pink one gives you a giant eye and pink drool. Lovely. -checks purple-

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

Bought the Amoricide (the 5 mill one - wanted the new achievement as well as the MC achievement)...the results are not so pretty shudder

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

http://subeta.net/slib/avatar.php/302190 - amoricide

http://subeta.net/slib/avatar.php/187367 - hyperamory inducer

There you go. -walks off muttering about stupid fine print-

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

that's hilarious. XD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

I got told after taking the medicine that "Umm...you feel strange...but when I went to the healer I was fine and I never got the achievement so I guess Inducer isn't one that makes you sick. Anyone else take that one?

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

5mil syringe gave purple hole-eyes and a floating purple heart, and the 1mil gave a gooey pink eye and pink drool o_O I don't know who they were, but some people had used them.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

Does the achievement for using that thing still count even though you're not sick? XD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

"Warning!!! I do not claim that these are cures for the current Virus, just a virus in general. If you take this medication, you are waving all rights to sue me. Under any circumstances. Even if you grow another face." I didn't read that until after I ate those pills DX!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

And only after buying AND using it.. I see the results and warnings.. Boooo ;A;

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

Wonder if anymore Umbrella type of viruses would appear. People try the cheap ones and get bad reactions, though no one wants to try the expensive ones yet

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

Ok this doctor just scares me! If I had him for real I'd be out the door so fast my sickness would be left behind... spinning!

I think I might buy them just to toss into my gallery, but not to use

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

Millionaire Center < what happens if your poor! cries anyway for its price and 50/50 chance of working... not gonna risk it.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

rofl. which do the two syringes do? xD the loveitol description is hilarious GO REPO.

doctor's creepy looking u__u run small children!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

You feel... strange Hm, you feel a little under the weather. You might want to get that checked out...

And I'm finally infected... I blame the doctor.. he started it!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

I would use one of the expensive ones if I was sure they wouldn't cure my disease. I like my loveitis too much.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

I bought the amoricide...but seeing what Lovitol does...I'm sorry but lol.

I adored the Repo reference. Such a catchy tune <33 Love that movie

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

Doctor Doctor, give me the news...

I've got a bad case of 'hipthrust' ... LOOOOOOOVING YOUUUUUUUU

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

poor erana, you've been struggling sooo much to get the virus. i'd give it to you if i could

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

It didn't change my avatars face, but it did put hearts on my arms.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

im not infected (yet) but those are all super cute i might get some anyway

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

OH neverminds... I see the reactions some of you are having! Cool!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

I just took one and I am not sick...I thought for sure by taking the Inducer that I would get sick for sure...bummer.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

Eeep! Medicine that makes ya sick X 3?! No way in HELL!! runs!!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

The descriptions are funny. xD

But I'm not risking anything. -_0

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

I don't trust him.. he looks too nice for a doctor.. and this smile o_O and twinkle.. and.. oh gawd.. really great art xD

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