Ian Asmodeus, that pioneer of high science, has returned with a new treat for the citizens of Subeta. Behold--the Pantheon Potion!

With pet-altering effects the likes of which the world has never seen, the Pantheon Potion is so absolutely astounding that you have to see the results for yourself to believe them.

Instead of making you toil away working out the proper ingredients, Ian has generously donated his entire collection of valuable Pantheon Potions to the Millionaire Center for a limited time.

If you can pay the price...your pet can shed its inferior mortal shell for something more befitting a proper being of ultimate power!

IMPORTANT NOTICE: For some reason, the Millionaire Center seems to be glitched. We are working on this issue; in the meantime, if you want to buy a potion anyway, we gueeeeess there's nothing we can do to stop you if you can afford the ridiculous price. :(

SPECIAL BULLETIN! Ian Asmodeus understands the concern of those who do not wish to purchase this potion without first seeing the effects with their own eyes. While the pantheon potion's effects varies based on the deity your pet wants to become, he has risked his own life to retrieve this footage of a pantheon montre for your benefit. So selfless!

Edit the Bajillionth: April Fool's! (Of course. :P ) There's no such thing as a Pantheon pet, but the item is real. Feel free to treat yourself to one (the price is wholly intentional and not a glitch at all, so you won't be punished--don't worry!); they're now wearable to commemorate the occasion.

We hope you've had a fun, if absolutely ridiculous, April 1st! :D