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April 1, 2008 2:19 pm

AT LAST, THE POTION TO END ALL PET COLORS HAS ARRIVED!

Ian Asmodeus, that pioneer of high science, has returned with a new treat for the citizens of Subeta. Behold--the Pantheon Potion!

With pet-altering effects the likes of which the world has never seen, the Pantheon Potion is so absolutely astounding that you have to see the results for yourself to believe them.

Instead of making you toil away working out the proper ingredients, Ian has generously donated his entire collection of valuable Pantheon Potions to the Millionaire Center for a limited time.

If you can pay the price...your pet can shed its inferior mortal shell for something more befitting a proper being of ultimate power!

IMPORTANT NOTICE: For some reason, the Millionaire Center seems to be glitched. We are working on this issue; in the meantime, if you want to buy a potion anyway, we gueeeeess there's nothing we can do to stop you if you can afford the ridiculous price. :(

SPECIAL BULLETIN! Ian Asmodeus understands the concern of those who do not wish to purchase this potion without first seeing the effects with their own eyes. While the pantheon potion's effects varies based on the deity your pet wants to become, he has risked his own life to retrieve this footage of a pantheon montre for your benefit. So selfless!

Edit the Bajillionth: April Fool's! (Of course. :P ) There's no such thing as a Pantheon pet, but the item is real. Feel free to treat yourself to one (the price is wholly intentional and not a glitch at all, so you won't be punished--don't worry!); they're now wearable to commemorate the occasion.

We hope you've had a fun, if absolutely ridiculous, April 1st! :D

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

I'm so rich I bought one =D The effects on my pets are awesome, tou can't see now because the site is glitched, but I've seen how my pet MurasakiRyuu became awesome! Go Ian go!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

My true question here is: Will the potion enable my pets to move in 8 unique directions? 7 will just not cut it here.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

I bought one. I have no intention of using it...I'd rather keep it as an item for a gallery or something. I think it's a beautiful item.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

I sold mine for 500k, if it is an April Fools joke, will my money be taken away?

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

Heads up to whoever put the "Montre" picture up: You might want to make sure that it is available for other species. You know, not the 404's.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

That price is to rich for my blood.. I can aford that after 10 years.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

...so I'll post a more accurate comment here.
What we're seeing... is this a distorted view of what will happen, or is this what happens to all pets? Golden smudged images.... very odd.
I'll grab a potion anyway. Throw it in my vault.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

ahahaha that's so funny. i really laughed at the montre. xDD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

LOOK AT THAT. It's a dream come true.

I've always wanted a legendary pokemon, and now we can have Zapdos! OMG artists you really overwhelm me with this. thank you thank you -falls down on knees-

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

Don't look at the montre directly--it'll blind you.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

omg I posted my comment in the wrong news post. :B

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

the potion didnt work for me why? its strange

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

You know what would have been a nice touch? If keith had posted an alert thing (that banner that he can code to appear on each page when theres an important message) advertising this news post

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

I love them!!!! LOL the prismatic tail makes me look like I farted a rainbow. Sorry so crass... that was the first image that came to mind.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

I fell for it... -facepalm- Ah well. Maybe I shall just wait and see if it WILL do something ^-^;

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

And this is just so perfect for me too, since most of my pets are named after gods.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

My curiousity made me buy it and see what it does.

500sP wasted on a something that does absolutely nothing. Unless...

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

Well maybe it will do something someday, if nothing else, hehe, it's a cool picture.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

You have no hex's of group 'fish'
I was hoping my fish would be found elsewhere. i so sad.

and I bought the potion, my pet started singing to me and flew away!!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

OMG I FED IT TO MY PET AND IT TURNED INTO THE NEW GOD!

Worship now your new absolute ultimate deity, VARIENTH. GO BOW DOWN NOW or doom shall fall upon us all.

-hiccup- Noe. She was too full to eat so I threw it in my gallery.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

excitement starts to wear off Ah, well...Happy April Fool's day everyone!

I hope I cam keep the fish! ^.^
It's becoming my friend...thinks the fish juice that is dripping onto her clothes has been spiked with hynotising liquid

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

trout so fine

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

stares at avatar I thought it was a new glompy fish thing.

Love the ?! bubble.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

I see nobody has mentioned the trout that seems to be attacking all of us

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

The one-item-after-ever-12-hours rule came about last year... if my memory serves me right. Which it often doesn't. It applies to the Token Shop as well.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

I am so sad...I hope this stays in all day. I need one for my gallery, but I bought something else this morning and have to wait 5 more hours...ARGH!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

I was thinking that aswell...
I have never bought from the Millionaire Center before so I wouldnt know.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

Am disapointed with it
I thought somethin funky would happen, at least for the day. Oh well...
I also didnt know you could only buy 1 item per 12 hours at the Millionaire Center...is that alll the time like that?

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

The item is AWESOME for itself, so I'll keep it. Congratulations to the artist!

You caught me! I was about to become EMO because this came in a time where I don't have Sp at all. It's kind of a relief to know it a hoax.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

hey, my melancholica has two tails XXD
is that normal?

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

Most beautiful thing ever.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

Hey... I've seen that image before... The pet-Keith. From... more than 4 years ago. Or something.

Before the huge server reset... I have it too.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

Yes, I most likely think its an April's Fool joke. =)

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

i gave it to my melancholice, but nothing happens XD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

ROFL! I bet it's a april fools joke! Lol hey someones pet looks like a keith O.o Idk if it is they got us all!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

I assume its an April Fools. But I WOULD love to see a god-like colour. ;D

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

They cost 500sP.
About the only thing I can afford in the Millionaire Center.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

Nope, not wearable.
Such a priviledge the Subeta Team has yet to bestow upon its users.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

How much was it for you guys?
I got it for 500 o.o

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

Is this like an April Fools?

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

Fantastic Corgi, I can't wait to see what the others look like. Now just to wait till I can get another one of the potions.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

Apparently it makes your pet disappear.
I dont want to try it - I just want to keep it, it is SO cute! They may be quite rare in the future!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

OMG is it WEARABLE?!?!?!?!? Why are all the pretty items so expensive?!?! poo on you!

Well you all know someone had to say and, and I am surprised the regulars haven't stopped by to reprise their regular roles. Nice job subeta april fools to you too. (I love this holiday)

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by