OoooOoooOooo haha! Hey there, didn’t mean to scare you! I want to do something more in the “spirit” of the season, specifically good old-fashioned ghost-hunting! And no, this isn’t a simple costume, this get-up is gonna help me blend in. I’ve heard rumors of some legendary supernatural beings and I figure the best way to coax them out is to convince them they’re among friends, right? That’s probably why all those ghost hunter TV shows never seem to make contact, they’re not thinking like poltergeists. Anyway, I’m sure I’ve got everything I need: An EVP recorder, this little electro-magnetic field doohickey, some motion-activated cameras, this excellent handmade camouflage, and most importantly a spooky locale.

I even brought along a spirit board, thought maybe we could communicate directly and see if any of these specters have anything useful to say. Apparently, you just put it down like this, put your fingers lightly on the planchette and... ooh it’s moving! “N...I..CE...S...H...EE..T....I..D..I..OT” Huh. Well... Y’know what, how ‘bout you come find me, and we’ll get some practice time in. Then we’ll wipe the undead smirks offa those sassy specters’ faces.