It’s here, the amorphous blob ready to engulf your heart and ooze its way into your family! I’m pretty proud of this one. It took me a while, but I managed to adjust my zapper to the blobbiest of settings and not only turn the blob into a pet compatible with Subetan potions but specifically be reactive to them so that its form changes with each colour! Am I not the smartest scientist around?

A pet like this couldn’t be contained solely within my zapper of course, so I bought up some real estate with all of that zapper funding you generously handed over to me and installed my greatest new creation. Blobland! If you’re looking to adopt a blob of your own, or change your existing pet into this far superior blob, then visit Blobland now and send your pet into the zapped and ready goop pit. I cannot confirm they’ll enjoy the process, or the sudden lack of appendages, but they sure will enjoy having their troubles literally melted away in a pit of hot sludge.

You can’t miss Blobland in the Darkside, I’ve put a real big sign out front, so visit today to grab one of these beauties for the low low price of 300,000 sP and join the latest hip trend of blob owning. You’re welcome.