A Bad Omen: Elwood\'s Here!

September 15, 2016 2:16 pm

Heeeeeyyyy, the party has arrived! So what’s the deal, what adventure are we doing? To be totally honest, I’m kind of sick of being trotted out once a year for a bunch of 4th-wall-breaking references and pecker jokes. I can tell jokes any time of year! FREE ELWOOD, FREE ELWOOD, FREE ELWOOD!

So I’m basically just going to join Blake’s team so we can hang out- Hey, wait a minute, all of those other NPCs have been getting free stuff? Forget hanging out with my friend, I want free stuff! Oh, you're all out of free stuff? You're looking really tired around the eyes too. Hmm, maybe I can help YOU out instead. You just have to promise to really celebrate the next Elwood day, ok? I'll need tonight to get ready, so rest up at base camp and try not to throw too many banana skins at Saggi's head.

Note: Don't worry, Elwood isn't giving any team extra plot points!

September 15, 2016, 2:23 pm by

hmmmm a pity NPC, how kind of you.

September 15, 2016, 2:22 pm by

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Don&;t worry, Elwood isn&;t giving any team extra plot points!

Implying the other NPCs are giving extra plot points by default? Oh well. Hopefully whatever he has planned will help.

September 15, 2016, 2:22 pm by

the post literally says no extra plot points.

September 15, 2016, 2:22 pm by

Oh shit, Elwood's here! Let's try to win- "Note: Don't worry, Elwood isn't giving any team extra plot points!" :D :| :( ... Make pizza out of all that fruit we've been killing then. please buddy?

September 15, 2016, 2:21 pm by

So he's going to help us out individually? That's nice of him! I wonder how that's going to work. Individual extra plot points instead of team plot points? Or something else?

September 15, 2016, 2:21 pm by

Oh good, thanks for yet again throwing all the site's weight behind Team Blake.

September 15, 2016, 2:21 pm by

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You&;re looking really tired around the eyes too. Hmm, maybe I can help YOU out instead.

yes please i have donated much and done many quests i'm bad at camping and nature

September 15, 2016, 2:20 pm by

Also, I agree with Elwood. We don't celebrate Elwood day enough. Once a year? It should be a biannual quarterly monthly weekly daily thing.

September 15, 2016, 2:19 pm by

for a moment i was affraid we had to stumble into the woods to find wood and bake pizza's - lucky for us we dont have to offer all our pizza slices to him :)

September 15, 2016, 2:19 pm by

Soo no buffs associated with Elwood?

September 15, 2016, 2:18 pm by

I'm confused? Do we just get him? That's it?

September 15, 2016, 2:18 pm by

panicked flail

BE ON OUR TEAM ELWOOD! <3

September 15, 2016, 2:18 pm by

Yay for Elwood! Go Team Blake! :)

September 15, 2016, 2:18 pm by