A Bad Omen: Elwood\'s Here!

September 15, 2016 2:16 pm

Heeeeeyyyy, the party has arrived! So what’s the deal, what adventure are we doing? To be totally honest, I’m kind of sick of being trotted out once a year for a bunch of 4th-wall-breaking references and pecker jokes. I can tell jokes any time of year! FREE ELWOOD, FREE ELWOOD, FREE ELWOOD!

So I’m basically just going to join Blake’s team so we can hang out- Hey, wait a minute, all of those other NPCs have been getting free stuff? Forget hanging out with my friend, I want free stuff! Oh, you're all out of free stuff? You're looking really tired around the eyes too. Hmm, maybe I can help YOU out instead. You just have to promise to really celebrate the next Elwood day, ok? I'll need tonight to get ready, so rest up at base camp and try not to throw too many banana skins at Saggi's head.

Note: Don't worry, Elwood isn't giving any team extra plot points!

September 15, 2016, 2:53 pm by

Lol, base camp is a poke-stop. :)

September 15, 2016, 2:53 pm by

If the loot issue gets fixed, will battles be reset for that challenger? Some people already defeated him the 5 or 10 times, and don't have other pets who could beat him again.

September 15, 2016, 2:50 pm by

plot plot plot

September 15, 2016, 2:50 pm by

<3 Thank you for all the sanity you try to inject here. <3 and LOL YES TURKEY AND BANANA PIZZA D: XD :X I forgot about the bananas and was thinking that spikey fruit thing with the turkey.

But, no. No not really. I will eat ham and pineapple pizza forever please!

As far as either team complaining about favoritism or unfairness... the victories have been almost exactly split: Gold has won 2 trail races and 1 NPC, Steele has won 2 trail races and 2 NPCs So..... :/ ??

Can't wait to see what Elwood has in store and where this plot is actually going... I have my suspicions but I hope I'm way off! Thanks for all the fun, staff!

September 15, 2016, 2:49 pm by

Wait. Is "tomorrow" 6pm today when a new plot day starts, or literally tomorrow?

September 15, 2016, 2:47 pm by

Elwood literally went "Bros before... WAIT free stuff?? shoves Blake asideI'm in!" Seriously, we need him more than once a year xD

September 15, 2016, 2:47 pm by

HIIII ELWOOD

September 15, 2016, 2:46 pm by

he's just here to play pokemon. amazing.

September 15, 2016, 2:46 pm by

Thanks a lot! :)

And are we going to get some more achievement? 2 are not enough and it's actually 1 lol "beat the hare-chu 100 times" "beat 1000 spiders" "beat 1000 scarabs" :D

September 15, 2016, 2:45 pm by

At this stage, I'll happily eat one of Blake's old socks if it means I don't have to play that game any more. (It was going to be one of Saggi's old socks, but I don't think he has any. I bet he wears a new pair of socks every day.)

September 15, 2016, 2:45 pm by

Go team blake!!!! Its nice he will be helping both teams :)

September 15, 2016, 2:44 pm by

We're looking into it. :)

September 15, 2016, 2:43 pm by

why no loot for the new AWESOME hare challenger? it's a new one, not old like the scarabs and spiders... :(

September 15, 2016, 2:42 pm by

Quote by Speiro

As long as it&;s not Hawaiian pizza. I can only eat so much ham and pineapple.

You'll settle for banana and turkey then? ;D

September 15, 2016, 2:42 pm by

ELWOOD ELWOOD ELWOOD I celebrate you every day eats a piece of pizza Been asking for an actual pizzeria for you since like you first mentioned it! Also been asking for a pizza based Eddie Bell set so you can serve us up winks

September 15, 2016, 2:41 pm by

Elwooooood! I wonder what kind of mischievousness he has planned.

September 15, 2016, 2:41 pm by

News Post: "Don't worry, Elwood isn't giving any team extra plot points!"

People reading news post: "Omg, totally not fair that he's giving Blake an advantage, this plot sucks, I hate everything, screw you guys I'm going home"

September 15, 2016, 2:41 pm by

- Strap a dark matter-powered rocket to the caravans and boost us straight through all obstacles?

September 15, 2016, 2:40 pm by

Don't worry, nobody can throw banana skins at Saggitarius because I LOCKED HIM IN THE TOMB :3

September 15, 2016, 2:39 pm by

So is he like our virgin sacrifice should the need arise?

September 15, 2016, 2:38 pm by

I wonder what he's gonna do to help both our teams.....

September 15, 2016, 2:35 pm by

Thank you master Elwood. I will rest well knowing you are planning something great.

September 15, 2016, 2:31 pm by

true enough. I've definitely done that before.

September 15, 2016, 2:31 pm by

But I would like this "PETSLOTS good"... teary-eyed gaze

September 15, 2016, 2:30 pm by

https://66.media.tumblr.com/878c4e0ba2ed7c1d2ac8850c5f106597/tumblr_inline_odk61srVKV1sjvo6f_540.png "> cool, i guess.

September 15, 2016, 2:30 pm by

- think people do... just that sometimes tired minds will warp meaning of what they read. I've done that 2 or 3 times when I'm reading someone's comment while sleep-deprived.

September 15, 2016, 2:30 pm by

Seriously guys, READ THE ENTIRE NEWS POST

He's helping BOTH teams, not joining just one.

September 15, 2016, 2:29 pm by

So, does that mean I don't have to be awake in the middle of the night for the next step of the plot?

September 15, 2016, 2:29 pm by

excellent. I can actually sleep in a little so I'm not getting up early and staying up late to help with obstacles or NPC drives :)

September 15, 2016, 2:28 pm by

plot plot plot

September 15, 2016, 2:27 pm by

O_O I feel like no one is actually reading the news story before complaining.

September 15, 2016, 2:27 pm by

When Elwood says tomorrow, does he mean midnight or as tomorrow in the plot (roughly 6pm on the 16th)?

September 15, 2016, 2:27 pm by

- As long as it's not Hawaiian pizza. I can only eat so much ham and pineapple.

September 15, 2016, 2:26 pm by

favouritism much. Let's bully Saggi more because it's fun when it's not real people in question

September 15, 2016, 2:25 pm by

Please tell me he's here to feed us all with pizza forever so we don't have to hunt for fruit non-stop.

September 15, 2016, 2:25 pm by

They have a bromance. It's pretty well-document in Subeta lore. And he's not helping Team Blake in terms of plot points. It actually sounds like he's going to help BOTH teams so the next bit of the trail won't be as frustrating.

September 15, 2016, 2:25 pm by

He's not actually joining a team, though. The text even says he realizes other NPCs got things first and that he's helping everyone. Just wait to see how it plays out!

September 15, 2016, 2:25 pm by

LOL... Not PETSlots good... but good. LOL... so funny Elwood!

September 15, 2016, 2:24 pm by

I know we're all exhausted, but let's try not to cast blame. We lost, and it sucks, but it's not the other team's fault.

September 15, 2016, 2:24 pm by

<3<3<3

September 15, 2016, 2:24 pm by

Joins team blake just because... Can we just forfeit the plot? This isn't funny anymore

September 15, 2016, 2:24 pm by

Oh thank goodness it's not another NPC war

But YAY ELWOOD

September 15, 2016, 2:24 pm by

I can express whatever frustrations I have, thanks. I'm fed up with how the last day went, and I'm sorry if this feels like a total slap in the face after the day our team just had.