The Troll Challenger



Can you out troll The Troll? If you think you have what it takes to outwit a troll, head over to the Battle Coliseum and challenge this annoying lil guy.
April 18, 2016, 1:15 am by Poet
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I've already let him kill me with a spork and a level 1 pet and nothing happened.

April 18, 2016, 1:15 am by Amae
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Think we have to go 1000 rounds before all his weapons break or something?

April 18, 2016, 1:14 am by Julie
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So what's up with this challenger? I should give it a shot just for the hell of it. BRB

April 18, 2016, 1:14 am by KiaArra
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- Yeah, I'm down about 1000 at this point.

Y U No fight back? Cus maybe you'll get bored and just forfeit?

April 18, 2016, 1:13 am by Kevin
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5546/8910 started at full health.

April 18, 2016, 1:12 am by Stellar
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April 18, 2016, 1:12 am by KiaArra
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- I didn't see the 50 icon weapon until about 50 turns in lol. and I only got the 25 icon weapon about 10 turns in. I feel like maybe I later I will regret not bringing my AU.

April 18, 2016, 1:11 am by Kevin
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pretty sure I got hit with that at the start of my battle.

April 18, 2016, 1:11 am by KiaArra
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57 damage! We have a new record! w00! (I shouldn't be excited about taking damage... should I?)

April 18, 2016, 1:09 am by Rii
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Whelp without even looking here I knew that the battle would be craptastic. I mean, its name, its stats, its list position...the clear implication in this post that it's a TROLL, a trololololol troll...Before clicking on it, my thought was, "Let's see how it's going to troll me, then, see if I can handle it."

No. I can't figure it out. Too bad. I'll be interested to watch the progression though.

April 18, 2016, 1:09 am by KiaArra
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His weapons are changing the longer the battle goes. I just got hit with 50 phys icons.... hrm...

April 18, 2016, 1:07 am by Lyllytas
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lol, as soon as I saw this I laughed and said I bet this is for Kbob. goes off to forfeit battle

April 18, 2016, 1:07 am by kytten
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This dude's a jerk and i love it. xD

April 18, 2016, 1:07 am by _blackwolf_2009_
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No you're not! Dx

April 18, 2016, 1:06 am by Straywillow
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yawns

April 18, 2016, 1:05 am by Suki
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It's killing me to not know how to defeat this opponent!

April 18, 2016, 1:05 am by CakeMoose
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Hahahaha... nope.

Do we get to craft some sort of super t12 weapon based on items with various hard-to-obtain maymay items?

April 18, 2016, 1:04 am by Amae
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Yup, that's totally what confused me! I thought you meant tabs.

April 18, 2016, 1:04 am by Greg
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April 18, 2016, 1:03 am by KiaArra
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- that's why I said within each category, but I guess that can get confused with the tabs.

April 18, 2016, 1:02 am by Greg
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April 18, 2016, 1:01 am by Reaper
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Not a glitch I don't think - all of my scrolls were disabled too =/

April 18, 2016, 1:01 am by Poet
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Nope :/

April 18, 2016, 1:01 am by KiaArra
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- They are sorted into easy, medium, hard, very hard, extremely hard, and impossible, so they do get harder the further down the list you go, but you can tell the bridges between each gap when you get back to the beginning of the alphabet (see Willowisp - cursed irion, that's the jump between easy and medium, but I would consider Cursed Irion one of the hardest medium challengers, where willowisp is one of the easiest easy challengers)

And scrolls being disabled is not a glitch, it's just something some opponents do, this new troll guy being one of them.

April 18, 2016, 1:00 am by Amae
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They're alphabetically within difficulty, actually :) And yeah, scrolls are disabled for this fight.

April 18, 2016, 1:00 am by CMYK
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You Lose 😦!

You lost to The Troll!

Lol I tossed my untrained pet in with just a spork.

April 18, 2016, 12:59 am by Amae
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Otherwise Willowisp wouldn't be in front of Cursed Irion.

April 18, 2016, 12:58 am by Amae
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Actually it's based on difficulty and it's alphabetical WITHIN the difficulty.

April 18, 2016, 12:58 am by kokoMO
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Maybe / Thief Baguette Crystal mods, will work?

April 18, 2016, 12:57 am by moonstarr
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Ah! Guess I always thought the list was ordered based roughly on difficulty, since the easier opponents are towards the beginning of the list, and the it seemed to get more difficult as you worked your way through the list. ... I never noticed the alphabetical thing before. Maybe I can take on some challengers I've never tried before, then. That would be cool. :)

Also as a side note, in the battle, it seems my scrolls were somehow disabled - did anyone else have that issue, or was it just a glitch on my computer?

April 18, 2016, 12:56 am by Tamino
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whispers the only way to win is not to play...

April 18, 2016, 12:54 am by KiaArra
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- Are there any items that damage your pet? Like...maybe he'll steal it and hurt himself? >_>...

Yes there are, but he doesn't seem to be stealing anything. Although, I kinda want one for myself to get out of this battle faster. I don't want to forfeit, seems like a cop out.

April 18, 2016, 12:53 am by Mel
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Well hell biscuits

April 18, 2016, 12:51 am by KiaArra
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Guys, just so ya know, the order of the challengers in each category is NOT based on their difficulty, it's alphabetical. He's paced after prodigy in the list because his name starts with a 'T' which comes after 'P' alphabetically.

April 18, 2016, 12:49 am by Amae
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I DON'T UNDERSTANDDDDD. Mel is so pissed off and I'm just confused haha.

April 18, 2016, 12:47 am by Poet
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Well, Wikipedia lies. Lightning isn't effective against this troll.

April 18, 2016, 12:46 am by moonstarr
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Ok. I knew going in there had to be some kind of catch, being his ultra low stats, yet he's placed after the mage (the hardest hitting "normal" opponent). Even knowing this, I still fell for it. Now I'm stuck in a battle. At least I don't feel too bad since I apparently was not the only one. Time to forfeit. Darn, Julienne was drooling over the thought of more experience points.

April 18, 2016, 12:44 am by Thelma
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He's slowly knocking me down...19 points at a time.

April 18, 2016, 12:44 am by KiaArra
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And for the record, i really REALLY hope it's not something like only certain weapons will work against him, because then it's like the omen islands plot all over again where a completely untrained pet with the right weapons could take out the big bad impossible bosses. (Unless maybe that's the point :P Anyone tried to take on this guy with stats equal to his?)

April 18, 2016, 12:44 am by Chaikyri
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Are there any items that damage your pet? Like...maybe he'll steal it and hurt himself? >_>...

April 18, 2016, 12:42 am by Courtesy
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Hot damn some people are uptight.

Look at his name. Look at his stats. Look at the fact he's after prodigy on the battle page. Of course he's going to be a ridiculously difficult gimmick opponent. Derp.

April 18, 2016, 12:40 am by KiaArra
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He does occasionally attack you. Too bad reflection isn't a thing anymore. I wonder if I just let myself die a slow, very painful death, if eventually his weapons will change.

April 18, 2016, 12:37 am by mallory
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Oh, you guys. Lighten up. :b This is fun! Plus, battle admins don't deal with user shops and the like, soooo...

April 18, 2016, 12:34 am by Poet
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Damn, I thought maybe you'd have to use a weapon against him with "troll" in the name, but there are not. I can't steal, either, and he's too weak to kill me. WHY~

April 18, 2016, 12:34 am by Psychedelia
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HAHAHAHAHAHHA fuck this, I'm out.

;forfeit'

lolol nope.

April 18, 2016, 12:33 am by arixen
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Guess I'm a puzzle solver at heart. Thought maybe since he kept blocking all my weapons and we were told to outwit him I should just heal and he would steal that and somehow lose a few health points, but no go - :-) . Such a cute little Troll he is too. So funny!

April 18, 2016, 12:32 am by TaintedTamer
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Well, that was a complete waste of time - how obnoxious. >:(

April 18, 2016, 12:31 am by Speiro
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- I don't have a clue. Probably? I just thought blasting his blockers would be a good idea, but you can't. :P

April 18, 2016, 12:29 am by SHIBITO
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probably would have been better-played on april 1st tbh

April 18, 2016, 12:29 am by Mythology
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So only certain weapons are going to work on the Troll?

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