The Troll Challenger



Can you out troll The Troll? If you think you have what it takes to outwit a troll, head over to the Battle Coliseum and challenge this annoying lil guy.
April 18, 2016, 10:33 am by Skylar
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I have an idea. The best way to fight an internet troll is to ignore them. Trolls feed off of your attention, so ignoring them makes them upset. Then, they leave out of boredom.

Maybe try not doing anything the whole battle? I'm going to try with my tier 3 pet, but I don't know if she has enough hp and defense to hold out the whole battle.

April 18, 2016, 10:29 am by Stiles
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Lol so is there any way to actually beat him? Not that I'm even trying, none of my pets are really trained enough for battle.

April 18, 2016, 10:28 am by Ivy_Sprite
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Vesnali....oh, just being trolled ;)

April 18, 2016, 10:19 am by Jillian
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*tries to put fake rainbow star rod into battle gear.

April 18, 2016, 10:16 am by Jillian
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I'm just reminded of the story of the troll under the bridge and the sheep trying to get to the other side. They outwitted the troll by saying there was a bigger sheep coming behind them that he could eat.

April 18, 2016, 10:12 am by Elysium
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Sap reporting in. Shouldna gone straight to battle without checking the comments first.

April 18, 2016, 10:04 am by Shelbi
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Glad I read before attempting him.

April 18, 2016, 10:03 am by MurDerWolf
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@.sei freezing/stealing wont work

April 18, 2016, 9:56 am by legalcat
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Go to your stats tab in the BC and click on it, you will see "forfeit battle" and click on that

April 18, 2016, 9:55 am by dotSei
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Oh my god. He's blockin' everything. xD It's right now that I wish I had equipped a stealer/had that one item that render's one of the opponent's weapons useless.

April 18, 2016, 9:45 am by Cobaltbluetoo
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HOW THE HELL DO I GET OUT OF THIS BATTLE? I have BQ's to do!

April 18, 2016, 9:42 am by FLUX
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look what you've done

April 18, 2016, 9:32 am by shylarah
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Well, if you look in the Items Directory, there are no new items that would be drops, so even if this guy can be beaten, he may not be able to be beaten yet. That or the fifth drop items are old ones, which is possible.

I find this pretty funny nonetheless. Hm, maybe items that do only one sort of damage and nothing else? Gotta put my pet in the resort and wait an hour before I can try, though.

April 18, 2016, 9:14 am by ChatLunatique
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You unleash the power of the morning sun with your Dawn Mahar Tome!...
Y U No fight back?...
I accidentally your weapons!...
Total Damage: 0
Nope, sunlight is no help

April 18, 2016, 9:03 am by ChatLunatique
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Oh I don't know.., I personally found it hilarious enough to fight him with a tier one pet just to lose, after I realized that none of my weapons, or potions or any of my usual tricks would work against him and forfeited with my battle pet. There might still be a trick to defeating him..., but I'm too amused to care. "Trolololo" :)

April 18, 2016, 8:37 am by bipolarness
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lol Frozen tolls. XD

April 18, 2016, 8:24 am by starlesswinter
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A good day to be a non-battler! :)

April 18, 2016, 8:24 am by Jillian
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but....april fool's was...a few weeks ago?

April 18, 2016, 8:14 am by badblacksheep
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In mythology trolls die or turn to stone when they become exposed to suhnlight, if that helps by any chance.

April 18, 2016, 8:09 am by badblacksheep
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Hi everybody. If I remember correct wasn't there a curse or weapon that refelcts the damage

April 18, 2016, 8:00 am by Shantal
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What the ... xD Hahaha this is terrible.

April 18, 2016, 7:46 am by Norn
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Erm... not sure if the page loading forever is part of the fun or just Subeta. I'll wait a little more...

April 18, 2016, 7:29 am by Pie
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this is my new favourite challenger

April 18, 2016, 7:18 am by Hamda
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so this is how you see us huh... interesting

April 18, 2016, 7:14 am by Paddy
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go to the battle stats page and click "forfeit" to get out of the battle ;)

April 18, 2016, 7:08 am by far
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& Damn. He even broke my image. Nice Subeta, nice.

April 18, 2016, 7:07 am by far
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WHY U NO FIGHT ME?!

April 18, 2016, 7:04 am by TrueRukiaFan
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So, with no apparent way to quit a battle, Am I locked out of battling forever? I really don't feel like going thru 400-500 turns so the troll can whittle down my battle pet. I am NOT amused Subeta.

April 18, 2016, 6:57 am by BlueLeafeon
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: looks back through comments Sees they were just trolling too Never mind. lol

April 18, 2016, 6:42 am by Poet
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Who did it?!

April 18, 2016, 6:40 am by BlueLeafeon
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I lol'd. Seems like it's possible to beat him since some people did it, but I dunno if my pet is strong enough to do it. lol

April 18, 2016, 6:35 am by TrueRukiaFan
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Sigh ... So, how do you forfiet a battle?

April 18, 2016, 5:50 am by Asunay
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Haha whats that xD Can't make damage. Pls if someone knows how to beat him pls just ping me. I feel kind of trolled xD

April 18, 2016, 5:17 am by Flowey
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17 days late. gg

April 18, 2016, 4:37 am by Pirate
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This amuses me more than it probably should XD

April 18, 2016, 4:36 am by Maniac
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this is like, so 2010

April 18, 2016, 3:53 am by Tserel
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the salt in the community is real right now

April 18, 2016, 3:47 am by BoaConstrictor
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quotes: "probably would have been better-played on april 1st tbh" "Plus, battle admins don't deal with user shops and the like, soooo..."

...so they don't know, we wouldn't find that funny in times like these, when our anyway not existing spare time is consumed by the sorting problems thanks to these terrible changes.

April 18, 2016, 2:23 am by Keliora
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Crap, I was really hoping you'd forgotten that had a low blast chance. xD

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Did someone sabotage your whip? It&;s a good thing Chase isn&;t here to witness this epic trolling...
No such luck.

April 18, 2016, 2:20 am by Ryuu
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Having your pet be a devonti and using horn weapons didn't work... even though we all know that goats/sheep should beat trolls. : P

April 18, 2016, 2:18 am by Illyria
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.......Hilarious

April 18, 2016, 2:15 am by JuliaJ
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aha battle stats page to forfeit ... please ignore my scream for help, I escaped the horrible boringness of the troll lol :)

April 18, 2016, 2:14 am by Mythology
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Hmmmm. Could be it. Maybe during the day, what with the sunlight thing and all that.

April 18, 2016, 2:13 am by JuliaJ
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URGGG HELP! so either this challenger is supposed to just be like this or I have been clicking for aaaaaaaaaaaaaaages with no result and I am stuck in a battle??? Can someone tell me please how to back out of this so I can get on with my usual daily battles ????

April 18, 2016, 2:06 am by Frieda
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ( insincere disingenuous mock laughter to mask my extreme anger at the game makers...I mean what's next, exploding gift parachutes?) This is such a FUNNY challenger! I laughed until I peed a little bit. Wow! How could you make battling any more fun then THIS? Where is my brown shoe polish?

April 18, 2016, 1:47 am by Holden
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You Won! You have defeated Troll 1 time!

That was easy.

jk

April 18, 2016, 1:44 am by just2b
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I think this is the first challenger where I actually begged for it to beat the pet du jour... Man that took forever to get beat.

April 18, 2016, 1:38 am by Marlboro
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Trololololololol xD

OMG I love this challenger!!

April 18, 2016, 1:35 am by Poet
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Just a thought: maybe you can only defeat him at a certain time of the day?

April 18, 2016, 1:31 am by Julie
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I didn't even want to go past 15 turns and just forfeited. I'll wait to battle him when I have time to do this.

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