Ahoy, me hearties! Me 'n me other gentlemen o' fortune are back once again wit' th' spoils o' good plunderin'. Th' mainsail be tied, Dirty Matty be in th' brig three sheets t' th' wind again, 'n our Tradin' Company is open fer th' perusin'.

Any worthy landlubber be welcome t' see me wares - both past 'n new! - as long as he has a bit o' gold piece t' flash, o' course. Ye 'ave 10 days afore we weigh anchor. We gets restless bein' landlocked so long. Th' ocean be a beautiful mistress 'n we can'€™t be ignoring her call fer long.



Translation: Hello, friends! My comrades and I have once again returned with a delightful selection of goods that we obtained absolutely legally. The ship is secured, our good friend Dirty Matty is having a little rest due to some kind of illness, poor soul, and our Trading Company is open for business.

Any person of good standing is invited to take a look at the goods I have to offer - both old stock and new! We just ask a fair price, because we are fair seamen of course. In 10 days time we plan to leave again, so don't delay! Our lust for adventure draws us back to the ocean, and one shouldn't ignore such a call.