Ahoy, me hearties! Me 'n me other gentlemen o' fortune are back once again wit' th' spoils o' good plunderin'. Th' mainsail be tied, Dirty Matty be in th' brig three sheets t' th' wind again, 'n our Tradin' Company is open fer th' perusin'.
Any worthy landlubber be welcome t' see me wares - both past 'n new! - as long as he has a bit o' gold piece t' flash, o' course. Ye 'ave 10 days afore we weigh anchor. We gets restless bein' landlocked so long. Th' ocean be a beautiful mistress 'n we can'€™t be ignoring her call fer long.
Translation: Hello, friends! My comrades and I have once again returned with a delightful selection of goods that we obtained absolutely legally. The ship is secured, our good friend Dirty Matty is having a little rest due to some kind of illness, poor soul, and our Trading Company is open for business.
Any person of good standing is invited to take a look at the goods I have to offer - both old stock and new! We just ask a fair price, because we are fair seamen of course. In 10 days time we plan to leave again, so don't delay! Our lust for adventure draws us back to the ocean, and one shouldn't ignore such a call.
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<li>Refresh the page more often (4-5 times per minute)</li>
<li>Grab anything you get. Don´t think.</li>
<li>When items were restocked but aren´t in the shop anymore, refresh the page again. Sometimes the shop is restocking two times in a row.</li>
<li>Trade the items you don´t want to keep.</li>
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<p>Don´t know why you have to make such a fuss. It´s really easy to get some items.
That's all well and good, but it does jack all for those of us who can't spend hours at a time stalking one shop and/or have anything less than blitzkrieg Internet. Refresh "4-5 times per minute?" JFC I'm lucky if I can get this connection to load Subeta TWICE per minute. TUMBLR loads faster than Subeta does. And that's when my connection doesn't just decide to crash at random and make me disconnect/reconnect/reload the site THREE MORE TIMES just to get it working again...
Just because it's easy for YOU doesn't mean that it's easy for EVERYONE. Not EVERYONE is working with what you are, and assuming otherwise is just kind of arrogant and condescending tbh.