Mine funny bone, nerve pain...

Would you rather live in fear of the police, or violent criminals?

Well, I live in fear of both, but if I had to pick one? Violent criminals, in theory, get prosecuted and are looked down upon by society. Police get a legal pass to... well, I'm sure you've seen the news. I'll take the criminals and make the police do their jobs, lol.

Anyway, for something a little less heavy: Would you rather live in a cabin in the mountains or a cottage by the sea?

I'd go for the cottage a little distance from the sea if possible.

Would you rather have a smoothy or a milkshake?

Mine think smoothies, tho sometimes mine put ice cream in'em.

A heartstone, or a stone heart?

To me, they're one and the same. One of the most interesting scientific theories I know of is that the substances that make us up came from the universe around us and change and go on. If less than a speck of what once fulled the heart of a star is in my heart now, then it might not be so different from the heart of a planet.

Chocolate fudge sauce or strawberry sauce?

Omg both?? Haha I would probably choose the strawberry sauce

Go to an aquarium or an amusement park?

Aquarium, pretty fish et al...

A long celibate life, or mate and die?

Long and celibate for me.

Always forget why you walked into a room or always forget what you did earlier in the day?

... ... ...

Mine go thru both, some choice...

Would you rather go on a girl's/guy's night out, or a date night with your S.O./spouse?

Girls' night out.

Would you rather be able to turn invisible or teleport?

I think turn invisible. Then I can hide when I need some peace.

Play a game at home or go to an arcade?

Not much fun sitting alone, even playing online...but at least no one cares what mine does.

Would you rather die bravely once, or die a coward many times over?