You tossed your White Knit Leg Warmers into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Just Some Boy Kix!

You tossed your Dandybunny into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Strawberry Ice Cream Cone!

You toss 250,000 sP into the Rift... After a few seconds, 210,144 sP comes flying out!

You tossed your Bloodred Torrent Plushie into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Black Slacks!

You tossed your Gray Vest and Blue Shirt into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Black Shrug!

You tossed your Below Freezing Smoky Hood into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Peeka!

You toss 10,000 sP into the Rift... After a few seconds, 7,765 sP comes flying out!

You tossed your Broken Heart Fruit into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Purple Belt!

You tossed your Grilled Salmon Burger into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Angelic Firecracker!

You tossed your Russian Textbook into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Ice Dragon!

You toss 250,000 sP into the Rift... After a few seconds, 315,556 sP comes flying out!

You toss 200,000 sP into the rift... but you were a little too enthusiastic and fell into it yourself! You glimpsed parallel universes, one with tired people sitting at their computers drawing very familiar things and frazzled programmers typing away at something with empty coffee cups strewn around them. What a hectic world!

There was also a world with just slugs. That one looked less fun.

Eventually the rift spits you out mostly unharmed along with 2,000,000 sP!

You toss 250,000 sP into the Rift... After a few seconds, 234,854 sP comes flying out!

You tossed your Black Mortarboard into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out White Slacks!

You tossed your Guava into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Pedro!

You tossed your Green Soft Bunny Beanbag into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Million Point Handbag!

You tossed your Random Dice into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Firrel!

You toss 47,000 sP into the rift... but you were a little too enthusiastic and fell into it yourself! You glimpsed parallel universes, one with tired people sitting at their computers drawing very familiar things and frazzled programmers typing away at something with empty coffee cups strewn around them. What a hectic world!

There was also a world with just slugs. That one looked less fun.

Eventually the rift spits you out mostly unharmed along with 470,000 sP!

You toss 139,700 sP into the Rift... After a few seconds, 109,169 sP comes flying out!

You tossed your Grudge into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Coconut Lucky Cake!

EDIT: Did this one about 15 minutes later, just past midnight - You tossed your Shadow Dust into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Vengeance!