You tossed your Banded Egg Berry into the rift and an immediate flash of red lightning shoots out, along with your new item, Rift-Touched Eggs Sunny Side Up.

"You tossed your Field Irion Elixir into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Green Studded Belt!"

You toss 250,000 sP into the Rift... After a few seconds, 174,251 sP comes flying out!

You tossed your [item2=Shy Crystal Fruit] into the rift... shoots out [item2=Black Belt]

You tossed your Red Large Damage Counters into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Chai Hat!

You toss 250,000 sP into the Rift... After a few seconds, 235,068 sP comes flying out!

You toss 200,000 sP into the rift... but you were a little too enthusiastic and fell into it yourself! You glimpsed parallel universes, one with tired people sitting at their computers drawing very familiar things and frazzled programmers typing away at something with empty coffee cups strewn around them. What a hectic world!

There was also a world with just slugs. That one looked less fun.

Eventually the rift spits you out mostly unharmed along with 2,000,000 sP!

You tossed your Guarded Flask into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Kaeken!

You tossed your Squared Fruit into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out nothing at all. Guess you lost that one.

You tossed your Black and White Film into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Ice Cream with Blueberry Sauce!

"You tossed your Candles into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Blueberry Freeze Pop!"

You tossed your Box of Sube Original Tea into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Black Belt!

You tossed your Dented Cube of Wood into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out White Shrug!

You tossed your [item2=Rift Beetle] into the rift and a moment before the rift shoots out [item2=Dull Red Low Rise Jeans]

You tossed your Shot of Whiskey into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Floating Space Teeth!

You tossed your Black Laced Wedges into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Orange Leg Warmers!

You tossed your Filthy Gathered Skirt into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Neon Skull Handbag!

You tossed your Twilight Warador Wand into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Aries Pendant!

You tossed your Fall Striped Hat into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Just Some Boy Tee!

You tossed your Basic Math II into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Orange Belt!