Nope

Next person who posts is about to go shopping.

No, I went last night.

The next person who posts slept in more than two hours this morning.

Not really, no. Next person who posts has a username starting with B.

Technically true, in Russian it starts with B.

The next person who posts makes use of every available space in their house.

Right on. We have way to much stuff.

The next person to post is left-handed.

Nope

Next person who posts is about to hang out with friends.

Nope.

Next person is cold?

No, I'm boiling despite the cold. Which means I'll be driving with the windows down.

Then next person who posts drank more than two sodas today.

Nope, I mostly drink coffee tbh. The next person who posts has a pet.

Two indoor cats, six outdoor dogs, six outdoor cats, four geese, and a flock of egg laying hens. So yes...

The next person who posts has CSC on them now.

I do indeed, especially since I'm waiting for Black Friday~

The next person will eat something other than turkey on Thanksgiving.

In all likelihood yes.

The next person who posts can see into the UV spectrum.

Uh, not that I know of.

The next person who posts will be... done with their quests for the day!

Incorrect, I've done none.

The next person who posts has bought a pet slot with CSC.

No sorry, I haven't even used all the reward slots I've got. XD

The next person who posts will have all their pet slots full, though...

28 of 28, yes.

The next person who posts has no pictures of themselves anywhere. (Like me...)

i have some but i dont post them that often i hate my face lmao

(also, hi! ive run into you once again!)

the next person will have a collection of something unusual...

Nothing out of the ordinary, ponies, plushes, tools...

For give my human memory, that I don't know what you're talking about.

The next person who posts has disposable income at this time.

Ha! Sorry... no.

The next person who posts has a pet in the room?

Nope.

The next person who posts is reading this while eating something.