Taken

is completely oblivious to the two boys-next-door who are sweet on her. Accidentally single.

Single due to being the last of an extinct breed.

Taken

has a spy spouse, a spy house, 2.3 spy kids in an unassuming spy cul-de-sac in a completely average spy neighborhood of a large world city that is not at all known for all the spying spier spies it totally does have. Instead they talk about this tower, those fine pastries and that improperly worn beret.

Taken. They may look a little different, but they have a GREAT personality!

Adventure calls first, you don't have time for relationships. It hasn't stopped people from trying though.

is single. the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center condemns romantic relationships, due to their tendency to hamper higher-level logical processes, which are necessary to run Tests.

is single and feeling empowered by not being tied down to anyone.

single as the night

is too intimidatingly hot and steamy, so remains single.

Taken

Taken.

taken by her mainframe

is lowkey taken by, like, five different glucose guardians

single

Single. She’s too desirable to be taken

Not only taken, married level taken.

Too independent and strong to be taken

Totally taken