Today was a good day, so far. Right as I opened the door, remains of a dead bird were at my doorstep. Present from my kitty, no doubt. Though it wasn't wrapped or tied with a bow. Wonder where she found this? We live in a submarine. Eventually, I will find the answer. Right now it's time to surface! We've found land. Don't forget to put on clean underwear!

Right away, I look to see where we are. Everything looks green and lush, and it is raining. Gah, I hate being wet. I make sure to put on my raincoat and boots to minimize my misery. Yet, even as I looked around, I realized how beautiful lush foliage looks when wet. Tentatively, I take a first, timid step.

Presently, I hear a noise. Ending my journey before it even started seems unthinkable, though. So I make my way through the path. Hiking up a mountain really tired out my legs. Surprisingly I almost don't feel any pain - I'm this excited.

"Don't think about that squishy thing you just stepped on!" Nonetheless, my eyes, seemingly without my control, wander down. NO! I see way too many legs. Which end is the head?! Is it dead?!

I find a stick and begin to pick it up, when suddenly it shudders and shakes! Sacrebleu! It is a snake! Examining it, I find it non-venomous and harmless. Nonetheless, I put it down and quickly get away. Yet, despite my attempts, the snake follows, catching up quickly. I run down the path when i see...

Eleven lords a leaping!

For a second I stand stunned and confused before I increase my distance from the leaping lords. Suddenly I realize I'm hallucinating and they aren't really lords. Someone pinch me; it's an 80-foot rainbow farting unicorn!

No, you cannot see this, this is impossible! Energetically, I run off down the road, turning down a dark alleyway. I trip over really huge rocks, falling to the ground. Down into a pool of oil! Such bad luck! As if to mock my misfortune, engulfing me I find a spectacularly yowling creature using me to climb out through this dismal pit of tar on the pavement. The tabby cat looked like it had been there for a long time. As it climbed up me it dripped tar all over me. It looked rather mangy, due to the ebon gunk, but I was still tempted to cuddle.

"Ebenezer thanks you for the assistance out of that gunk!"

Wow, a talking cat! Or wait, am I hallucinating again?

"No, I'm not a hallucination! How insulting!"

"Great! Then maybe you can help me?"

"Ebenezer will help, but is uncertain how?"

"Well, you could grab that liana with your teeth."

"But I don't want to bite that!"

"The little kitty afraid of some sap?"

"Phooey - with that attitude Ebenezer won't help."

"Please?" I wasn't even sure why I wanted that plant.

The cat relented and daintily bit at the liana. As I watched him start to drag it, I heard dancing in the distance. Were the gypsies back? "Ebenezer, quickly!" I yelled out.

Tugging mightily, Ebenezer sped up just a little. Eventually it budged a little, but not quick enough! How was I going to get out of this? Simplicity itself, ask for help!Possibly those dancers are friendly and not hostile.

"Everyone! Can you possibly help me?"

Everyone could not, in fact, possibly help me. Instead, dancers started twirling around my tar pit.

"Tsk," they said. "Double, double, toil and trouble, erstwhile effort won't bring you rubble, easy effort won't make you noble, early elephants might crush your cordial, leave it be, drown in oil."

Now, of course we could have

Getting a little long, added spoiler tags.

The cat relented and daintily bit at the liana. As I watched him start to drag it, I heard dancing in the distance. Were the gypsies back? "Ebenezer, quickly!" I yelled out.

Tugging mightily, Ebenezer sped up just a little. Eventually it budged a little, but not quick enough! How was I going to get out of this? Simplicity itself, ask for help!Possibly those dancers are friendly and not hostile.

"Everyone! Can you possibly help me?"

Everyone could not, in fact, possibly help me. Instead, dancers started twirling around my tar pit.

"Tsk," they said. "Double, double, toil and trouble, erstwhile effort won't bring you rubble, easy effort won't make you noble, early elephants might crush your cordial, leave it be, drown in oil."

Now, of course we could have examined the situation more closely, but

Getting a little long, added spoiler tags.

The cat relented and daintily bit at the liana. As I watched him start to drag it, I heard dancing in the distance. Were the gypsies back? "Ebenezer, quickly!" I yelled out.

Tugging mightily, Ebenezer sped up just a little. Eventually it budged a little, but not quick enough! How was I going to get out of this? Simplicity itself, ask for help!Possibly those dancers are friendly and not hostile.

"Everyone! Can you possibly help me?"

Everyone could not, in fact, possibly help me. Instead, dancers started twirling around my tar pit.

"Tsk," they said. "Double, double, toil and trouble, erstwhile effort won't bring you rubble, easy effort won't make you noble, early elephants might crush your cordial, leave it be, drown in oil."

Now, of course we could have examined the situation more closely, but truthfully, I just wanted to get away.

The cat relented and daintily bit at the liana. As I watched him start to drag it, I heard dancing in the distance. Were the gypsies back? "Ebenezer, quickly!" I yelled out.

Tugging mightily, Ebenezer sped up just a little. Eventually it budged a little, but not quick enough! How was I going to get out of this? Simplicity itself, ask for help!Possibly those dancers are friendly and not hostile.

"Everyone! Can you possibly help me?"

Everyone could not, in fact, possibly help me. Instead, dancers started twirling around my tar pit.

"Tsk," they said. "Double, double, toil and trouble, erstwhile effort won't bring you rubble, easy effort won't make you noble, early elephants might crush your cordial, leave it be, drown in oil."

Now, of course we could have examined the situation more closely, but truthfully, I just wanted to get away.Yes, forget all the nonsense, and

The cat relented and daintily bit at the liana. As I watched him start to drag it, I heard dancing in the distance. Were the gypsies back? "Ebenezer, quickly!" I yelled out.

Tugging mightily, Ebenezer sped up just a little. Eventually it budged a little, but not quick enough! How was I going to get out of this? Simplicity itself, ask for help!Possibly those dancers are friendly and not hostile.

"Everyone! Can you possibly help me?"

Everyone could not, in fact, possibly help me. Instead, dancers started twirling around my tar pit.

"Tsk," they said. "Double, double, toil and trouble, erstwhile effort won't bring you rubble, easy effort won't make you noble, early elephants might crush your cordial, leave it be, drown in oil."

Now, of course we could have examined the situation more closely, but truthfully, I just wanted to get away. Yes, forget all the nonsense, and darted off towards a superstore. Everyone was staring, and I had no idea why.

The cat relented and daintily bit at the liana. As I watched him start to drag it, I heard dancing in the distance. Were the gypsies back? "Ebenezer, quickly!" I yelled out.

Tugging mightily, Ebenezer sped up just a little. Eventually it budged a little, but not quick enough! How was I going to get out of this? Simplicity itself, ask for help!Possibly those dancers are friendly and not hostile.

"Everyone! Can you possibly help me?"

Everyone could not, in fact, possibly help me. Instead, dancers started twirling around my tar pit.

"Tsk," they said. "Double, double, toil and trouble, erstwhile effort won't bring you rubble, easy effort won't make you noble, early elephants might crush your cordial, leave it be, drown in oil."

Now, of course we could have examined the situation more closely, but truthfully, I just wanted to get away. Yes, forget all the nonsense, and darted off towards a superstore. Everyone was staring, and I had no idea why. The doors slid open quickly, allowing me to slip through. As I did, a loud noise

The cat relented and daintily bit at the liana. As I watched him start to drag it, I heard dancing in the distance. Were the gypsies back? "Ebenezer, quickly!" I yelled out.

Tugging mightily, Ebenezer sped up just a little. Eventually it budged a little, but not quick enough! How was I going to get out of this? Simplicity itself, ask for help!Possibly those dancers are friendly and not hostile.

"Everyone! Can you possibly help me?"

Everyone could not, in fact, possibly help me. Instead, dancers started twirling around my tar pit.

"Tsk," they said. "Double, double, toil and trouble, erstwhile effort won't bring you rubble, easy effort won't make you noble, early elephants might crush your cordial, leave it be, drown in oil."

Now, of course we could have examined the situation more closely, but truthfully, I just wanted to get away. Yes, forget all the nonsense, and darted off towards a superstore. Everyone was staring, and I had no idea why. The doors slid open quickly, allowing me to slip through. As I did, a loud noise erupted and I fell down a flight of stairs.

"Shit! That hurt!" I yelled.

"Everyone! Can you possibly help me?"

Everyone could not, in fact, possibly help me. Instead, dancers started twirling around my tar pit.

"Tsk," they said. "Double, double, toil and trouble, erstwhile effort won't bring you rubble, easy effort won't make you noble, early elephants might crush your cordial, leave it be, drown in oil."

Now, of course we could have examined the situation more closely, but truthfully, I just wanted to get away. Yes, forget all the nonsense, and darted off towards a superstore. Everyone was staring, and I had no idea why. The doors slid open quickly, allowing me to slip through. As I did, a loud noise erupted and I fell down a flight of stairs.

"Shit! That hurt!" I yelled. The sound of my voice resonated through

"Everyone! Can you possibly help me?"

Everyone could not, in fact, possibly help me. Instead, dancers started twirling around my tar pit.

"Tsk," they said. "Double, double, toil and trouble, erstwhile effort won't bring you rubble, easy effort won't make you noble, early elephants might crush your cordial, leave it be, drown in oil."

Now, of course we could have examined the situation more closely, but truthfully, I just wanted to get away. Yes, forget all the nonsense, and darted off towards a superstore. Everyone was staring, and I had no idea why. The doors slid open quickly, allowing me to slip through. As I did, a loud noise erupted and I fell down a flight of stairs.

"Shit! That hurt!" I yelled. The sound of my voice resonated through heavy silence. Not even an echo

"Everyone! Can you possibly help me?"

Everyone could not, in fact, possibly help me. Instead, dancers started twirling around my tar pit.

"Tsk," they said. "Double, double, toil and trouble, erstwhile effort won't bring you rubble, easy effort won't make you noble, early elephants might crush your cordial, leave it be, drown in oil."

Now, of course we could have examined the situation more closely, but truthfully, I just wanted to get away. Yes, forget all the nonsense, and darted off towards a superstore. Everyone was staring, and I had no idea why. The doors slid open quickly, allowing me to slip through. As I did, a loud noise erupted and I fell down a flight of stairs.

"Shit! That hurt!" I yelled. The sound of my voice resonated through heavy silence. Not even an echo could be heard through the encroaching darkness that approached me as

"Everyone! Can you possibly help me?"

Everyone could not, in fact, possibly help me. Instead, dancers started twirling around my tar pit.

"Tsk," they said. "Double, double, toil and trouble, erstwhile effort won't bring you rubble, easy effort won't make you noble, early elephants might crush your cordial, leave it be, drown in oil."

Now, of course we could have examined the situation more closely, but truthfully, I just wanted to get away. Yes, forget all the nonsense, and darted off towards a superstore. Everyone was staring, and I had no idea why. The doors slid open quickly, allowing me to slip through. As I did, a loud noise erupted and I fell down a flight of stairs.

"Shit! That hurt!" I yelled. The sound of my voice resonated through heavy silence. Not even an echo could be heard through the encroaching darkness that approached me as slithering down the stairs after me i spied

"Everyone! Can you possibly help me?"

Everyone could not, in fact, possibly help me. Instead, dancers started twirling around my tar pit.

"Tsk," they said. "Double, double, toil and trouble, erstwhile effort won't bring you rubble, easy effort won't make you noble, early elephants might crush your cordial, leave it be, drown in oil."

Now, of course we could have examined the situation more closely, but truthfully, I just wanted to get away. Yes, forget all the nonsense, and darted off towards a superstore. Everyone was staring, and I had no idea why. The doors slid open quickly, allowing me to slip through. As I did, a loud noise erupted and I fell down a flight of stairs.

"Shit! That hurt!" I yelled. The sound of my voice resonated through heavy silence. Not even an echo could be heard through the encroaching darkness that approached me as slithering down the stairs after me i spied deeply terrifying arachnids. They made

"Everyone! Can you possibly help me?"

Everyone could not, in fact, possibly help me. Instead, dancers started twirling around my tar pit.

"Tsk," they said. "Double, double, toil and trouble, erstwhile effort won't bring you rubble, easy effort won't make you noble, early elephants might crush your cordial, leave it be, drown in oil."

Now, of course we could have examined the situation more closely, but truthfully, I just wanted to get away. Yes, forget all the nonsense, and darted off towards a superstore. Everyone was staring, and I had no idea why. The doors slid open quickly, allowing me to slip through. As I did, a loud noise erupted and I fell down a flight of stairs.

"Shit! That hurt!" I yelled. The sound of my voice resonated through heavy silence. Not even an echo could be heard through the encroaching darkness that approached me as slithering down the stairs after me i spied deeply terrifying arachnids. They made every other problem in my life seem distant and meaningless.

"Everyone! Can you possibly help me?"

Everyone could not, in fact, possibly help me. Instead, dancers started twirling around my tar pit.

"Tsk," they said. "Double, double, toil and trouble, erstwhile effort won't bring you rubble, easy effort won't make you noble, early elephants might crush your cordial, leave it be, drown in oil."

Now, of course we could have examined the situation more closely, but truthfully, I just wanted to get away. Yes, forget all the nonsense, and darted off towards a superstore. Everyone was staring, and I had no idea why. The doors slid open quickly, allowing me to slip through. As I did, a loud noise erupted and I fell down a flight of stairs.

"Shit! That hurt!" I yelled. The sound of my voice resonated through heavy silence. Not even an echo could be heard through the encroaching darkness that approached me as slithering down the stairs after me i spied deeply terrifying arachnids. They made every other problem in my life seem distant and meaningless. Spiders are my Achilles Heel.

"Everyone! Can you possibly help me?"

Everyone could not, in fact, possibly help me. Instead, dancers started twirling around my tar pit.

"Tsk," they said. "Double, double, toil and trouble, erstwhile effort won't bring you rubble, easy effort won't make you noble, early elephants might crush your cordial, leave it be, drown in oil."

Now, of course we could have examined the situation more closely, but truthfully, I just wanted to get away. Yes, forget all the nonsense, and darted off towards a superstore. Everyone was staring, and I had no idea why. The doors slid open quickly, allowing me to slip through. As I did, a loud noise erupted and I fell down a flight of stairs.

"Shit! That hurt!" I yelled. The sound of my voice resonated through heavy silence. Not even an echo could be heard through the encroaching darkness that approached me as slithering down the stairs after me i spied deeply terrifying arachnids. They made every other problem in my life seem distant and meaningless. Spiders are my Achilles Heel.

"Legs!! Legs legs leGS TOO MANY LEGS!!" my voice

"Everyone! Can you possibly help me?"

Everyone could not, in fact, possibly help me. Instead, dancers started twirling around my tar pit.

"Tsk," they said. "Double, double, toil and trouble, erstwhile effort won't bring you rubble, easy effort won't make you noble, early elephants might crush your cordial, leave it be, drown in oil."

Now, of course we could have examined the situation more closely, but truthfully, I just wanted to get away. Yes, forget all the nonsense, and darted off towards a superstore. Everyone was staring, and I had no idea why. The doors slid open quickly, allowing me to slip through. As I did, a loud noise erupted and I fell down a flight of stairs.

"Shit! That hurt!" I yelled. The sound of my voice resonated through heavy silence. Not even an echo could be heard through the encroaching darkness that approached me as slithering down the stairs after me i spied deeply terrifying arachnids. They made every other problem in my life seem distant and meaningless. Spiders are my Achilles Heel.

"Legs!! Legs legs leGS TOO MANY LEGS!!" my voice escalated in volume as they crept

"Everyone! Can you possibly help me?"

Everyone could not, in fact, possibly help me. Instead, dancers started twirling around my tar pit.

"Tsk," they said. "Double, double, toil and trouble, erstwhile effort won't bring you rubble, easy effort won't make you noble, early elephants might crush your cordial, leave it be, drown in oil."

Now, of course we could have examined the situation more closely, but truthfully, I just wanted to get away. Yes, forget all the nonsense, and darted off towards a superstore. Everyone was staring, and I had no idea why. The doors slid open quickly, allowing me to slip through. As I did, a loud noise erupted and I fell down a flight of stairs.

"Shit! That hurt!" I yelled. The sound of my voice resonated through heavy silence. Not even an echo could be heard through the encroaching darkness that approached me as slithering down the stairs after me i spied deeply terrifying arachnids. They made every other problem in my life seem distant and meaningless. Spiders are my Achilles Heel.

"Legs!! Legs legs leGS TOO MANY LEGS!!" my voice escalated in volume as they crept toward me. I stumbled backwards until I

Today was a good day, so far. Right as I opened the door, remains of a dead bird were at my doorstep. Present from my kitty, no doubt. Though it wasn't wrapped or tied with a bow. Wonder where she found this? We live in a submarine. Eventually I will find the answer. Right now it's time to surface! We've found land. Don't forget to put on clean underwear!

Right away, I look to see where we are. Everything looks green and lush, and it is raining.

Gah, I hate being wet. I make sure to put on my raincoat and boots to minimize my misery. Yet, even as I looked around, I realized how beautiful lush foliage looks when wet. Tentatively, I take a first, timid step.

Presently, I hear a noise. Ending my journey before it even started seems unthinkable, though. So i make my way thru the path. Hiking up a mountain really tired out my legs. Suprisingly I almost don't feel any pain - I'm this excited.

"Don't think about that squishy thing you just stepped on!" Nonetheless my eyes, seemingly without my control, wander down.

NO! I see way too many legs. Which end is the head?! Is it dead?!

I find a stick and begin to pick it up, when suddenly it shudders and shakes! Sacrebleu! It is a snake! Examining it, I find it non-venomous and harmless.

Nonetheless, I put it down and quickly get away. Yet, despite my attempts, the snake follows, catching up quickly. I run down the path when i see...

Eleven lords a leaping!

For a second I stand stunned and confused before I increase my distance from the leaping lords. Suddenly I realize I'm hallucinating and they aren't really lords. Someone pinch me; it's an 80-foot rainbow farting unicorn!

No you cannot see this, this is impossible! Energetically, I run off down the road, turning down a dark alleyway. I trip over a box of severed fish heads.