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Dec 28, 2017 8 years ago
Lypsyl
is a billionaire
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Crotchety

Today was a good day, so far. Right as I opened the door, remains of a dead bird were at my doorstep. Present from my kitty, no doubt. Though it wasn't wrapped or tied with a bow. Wonder where she found this? We live in a submarine. Eventually I will find the answer. Right now it's time to surface! We've found land. Don't forget to put on clean underwear!

Right away, I look to see where we are. Everything looks green and lush, and it is raining.

Gah, I hate being wet. I make sure to put on my raincoat and boots to minimize my misery. Yet, even as I looked around, I realized how beautiful lush foliage looks when wet. Tentatively, I take a first, timid step.

Presently, I hear a noise. Ending my journey before it even started seems unthinkable, though. So i make my way thru the path. Hiking up a mountain really tired out my legs. Suprisingly I almost don't feel any pain - I'm this excited.

"Don't think about that squishy thing you just stepped on!" Nonetheless my eyes, seemingly without my control, wander down.

NO! I see way too many legs. Which end is the head?! Is it dead?!

I find a stick and begin to pick it up, when suddenly it shudders and shakes! Sacrebleu! It is a snake! Examining it, I find it non-venomous and harmless.

Nonetheless, I put it down and quickly get away. Yet, despite my attempts, the snake follows, catching up quickly. I run down the path when i see...

Eleven lords a leaping!

For a second I stand stunned and confused before I increase my distance from the leaping lords. Suddenly I realize I'm hallucinating and they aren't really lords. Someone pinch me; it's an 80-foot rainbow farting unicorn!

No you cannot see this, this is impossible! Energetically, I run off down the road, turning down a dark alleyway. I trip over really huge rocks, falling to the ground.

Dec 29, 2017 8 years ago
Katala
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Puglet

Today was a good day, so far. Right as I opened the door, remains of a dead bird were at my doorstep. Present from my kitty, no doubt. Though it wasn't wrapped or tied with a bow. Wonder where she found this? We live in a submarine. Eventually I will find the answer. Right now it's time to surface! We've found land. Don't forget to put on clean underwear!

Right away, I look to see where we are. Everything looks green and lush, and it is raining.

Gah, I hate being wet. I make sure to put on my raincoat and boots to minimize my misery. Yet, even as I looked around, I realized how beautiful lush foliage looks when wet. Tentatively, I take a first, timid step.

Presently, I hear a noise. Ending my journey before it even started seems unthinkable, though. So i make my way thru the path. Hiking up a mountain really tired out my legs. Suprisingly I almost don't feel any pain - I'm this excited.

"Don't think about that squishy thing you just stepped on!" Nonetheless my eyes, seemingly without my control, wander down.

NO! I see way too many legs. Which end is the head?! Is it dead?!

I find a stick and begin to pick it up, when suddenly it shudders and shakes! Sacrebleu! It is a snake! Examining it, I find it non-venomous and harmless.

Nonetheless, I put it down and quickly get away. Yet, despite my attempts, the snake follows, catching up quickly. I run down the path when i see...

Eleven lords a leaping!

For a second I stand stunned and confused before I increase my distance from the leaping lords. Suddenly I realize I'm hallucinating and they aren't really lords. Someone pinch me; it's an 80-foot rainbow farting unicorn!

No you cannot see this, this is impossible! Energetically, I run off down the road, turning down a dark alleyway. I trip over really huge rocks, falling to the ground. Down into a pool of oil! such bad luck!

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Dec 29, 2017 8 years ago
Hongske
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Today was a good day, so far. Right as I opened the door, remains of a dead bird were at my doorstep. Present from my kitty, no doubt. Though it wasn't wrapped or tied with a bow. Wonder where she found this? We live in a submarine. Eventually I will find the answer. Right now it's time to surface! We've found land. Don't forget to put on clean underwear!

Right away, I look to see where we are. Everything looks green and lush, and it is raining.

Gah, I hate being wet. I make sure to put on my raincoat and boots to minimize my misery. Yet, even as I looked around, I realized how beautiful lush foliage looks when wet. Tentatively, I take a first, timid step.

Presently, I hear a noise. Ending my journey before it even started seems unthinkable, though. So i make my way thru the path. Hiking up a mountain really tired out my legs. Suprisingly I almost don't feel any pain - I'm this excited.

"Don't think about that squishy thing you just stepped on!" Nonetheless my eyes, seemingly without my control, wander down.

NO! I see way too many legs. Which end is the head?! Is it dead?!

I find a stick and begin to pick it up, when suddenly it shudders and shakes! Sacrebleu! It is a snake! Examining it, I find it non-venomous and harmless.

Nonetheless, I put it down and quickly get away. Yet, despite my attempts, the snake follows, catching up quickly. I run down the path when i see...

Eleven lords a leaping!

For a second I stand stunned and confused before I increase my distance from the leaping lords. Suddenly I realize I'm hallucinating and they aren't really lords. Someone pinch me; it's an 80-foot rainbow farting unicorn!

No you cannot see this, this is impossible! Energetically, I run off down the road, turning down a dark alleyway. I trip over really huge rocks, falling to the ground. Down into a pool of oil! such bad luck! As if to mock my misfortune,

Dec 29, 2017 8 years ago
chookie
has a dragon
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Today was a good day, so far. Right as I opened the door, remains of a dead bird were at my doorstep. Present from my kitty, no doubt. Though it wasn't wrapped or tied with a bow. Wonder where she found this? We live in a submarine. Eventually I will find the answer. Right now it's time to surface! We've found land. Don't forget to put on clean underwear!

Right away, I look to see where we are. Everything looks green and lush, and it is raining.

Gah, I hate being wet. I make sure to put on my raincoat and boots to minimize my misery. Yet, even as I looked around, I realized how beautiful lush foliage looks when wet. Tentatively, I take a first, timid step.

Presently, I hear a noise. Ending my journey before it even started seems unthinkable, though. So i make my way thru the path. Hiking up a mountain really tired out my legs. Suprisingly I almost don't feel any pain - I'm this excited.

"Don't think about that squishy thing you just stepped on!" Nonetheless my eyes, seemingly without my control, wander down.

NO! I see way too many legs. Which end is the head?! Is it dead?!

I find a stick and begin to pick it up, when suddenly it shudders and shakes! Sacrebleu! It is a snake! Examining it, I find it non-venomous and harmless.

Nonetheless, I put it down and quickly get away. Yet, despite my attempts, the snake follows, catching up quickly. I run down the path when i see...

Eleven lords a leaping!

For a second I stand stunned and confused before I increase my distance from the leaping lords. Suddenly I realize I'm hallucinating and they aren't really lords. Someone pinch me; it's an 80-foot rainbow farting unicorn!

No you cannot see this, this is impossible! Energetically, I run off down the road, turning down a dark alleyway. I trip over really huge rocks, falling to the ground. Down into a pool of oil! such bad luck! As if to mock my misfortune, engulfing me I find a spectacularly

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Dec 29, 2017 8 years ago
Lypsyl
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Crotchety

Today was a good day, so far. Right as I opened the door, remains of a dead bird were at my doorstep. Present from my kitty, no doubt. Though it wasn't wrapped or tied with a bow. Wonder where she found this? We live in a submarine. Eventually I will find the answer. Right now it's time to surface! We've found land. Don't forget to put on clean underwear!

Right away, I look to see where we are. Everything looks green and lush, and it is raining.

Gah, I hate being wet. I make sure to put on my raincoat and boots to minimize my misery. Yet, even as I looked around, I realized how beautiful lush foliage looks when wet. Tentatively, I take a first, timid step.

Presently, I hear a noise. Ending my journey before it even started seems unthinkable, though. So i make my way thru the path. Hiking up a mountain really tired out my legs. Suprisingly I almost don't feel any pain - I'm this excited.

"Don't think about that squishy thing you just stepped on!" Nonetheless my eyes, seemingly without my control, wander down.

NO! I see way too many legs. Which end is the head?! Is it dead?!

I find a stick and begin to pick it up, when suddenly it shudders and shakes! Sacrebleu! It is a snake! Examining it, I find it non-venomous and harmless.

Nonetheless, I put it down and quickly get away. Yet, despite my attempts, the snake follows, catching up quickly. I run down the path when i see...

Eleven lords a leaping!

For a second I stand stunned and confused before I increase my distance from the leaping lords. Suddenly I realize I'm hallucinating and they aren't really lords. Someone pinch me; it's an 80-foot rainbow farting unicorn!

No you cannot see this, this is impossible! Energetically, I run off down the road, turning down a dark alleyway. I trip over really huge rocks, falling to the ground. Down into a pool of oil! such bad luck! As if to mock my misfortune, engulfing me I find a spectacularly yowling creature using me to climb out

Dec 29, 2017 8 years ago
mayla
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Florestina

Today was a good day, so far. Right as I opened the door, remains of a dead bird were at my doorstep. Present from my kitty, no doubt. Though it wasn't wrapped or tied with a bow. Wonder where she found this? We live in a submarine. Eventually, I will find the answer. Right now it's time to surface! We've found land. Don't forget to put on clean underwear!

Right away, I look to see where we are. Everything looks green and lush, and it is raining.

Gah, I hate being wet. I make sure to put on my raincoat and boots to minimize my misery. Yet, even as I looked around, I realized how beautiful lush foliage looks when wet. Tentatively, I take a first, timid step.

Presently, I hear a noise. Ending my journey before it even started seems unthinkable, though. So I make my way thru the path. Hiking up a mountain really tired out my legs. Surprisingly I almost don't feel any pain - I'm this excited.

"Don't think about that squishy thing you just stepped on!" Nonetheless, my eyes, seemingly without my control, wander down.

NO! I see way too many legs. Which end is the head?! Is it dead?!

I find a stick and begin to pick it up, when suddenly it shudders and shakes! Sacrebleu! It is a snake! Examining it, I find it non-venomous and harmless.

Nonetheless, I put it down and quickly get away. Yet, despite my attempts, the snake follows, catching up quickly. I run down the path when i see...

Eleven lords a leaping!

For a second I stand stunned and confused before I increase my distance from the leaping lords. Suddenly I realize I'm hallucinating and they aren't really lords. Someone pinch me; it's an 80-foot rainbow farting unicorn!

No, you cannot see this, this is impossible! Energetically, I run off down the road, turning down a dark alleyway. I trip over really huge rocks, falling to the ground. Down into a pool of oil! Such bad luck! As if to mock my misfortune, engulfing me I find a spectacularly yowling creature using me to climb out through this dismal pit of tar on the pavement.

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Dec 30, 2017 8 years ago
pythonesque
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SaintlyBadger

Today was a good day, so far. Right as I opened the door, remains of a dead bird were at my doorstep. Present from my kitty, no doubt. Though it wasn't wrapped or tied with a bow. Wonder where she found this? We live in a submarine. Eventually, I will find the answer. Right now it's time to surface! We've found land. Don't forget to put on clean underwear!

Right away, I look to see where we are. Everything looks green and lush, and it is raining.

Gah, I hate being wet. I make sure to put on my raincoat and boots to minimize my misery. Yet, even as I looked around, I realized how beautiful lush foliage looks when wet. Tentatively, I take a first, timid step.

Presently, I hear a noise. Ending my journey before it even started seems unthinkable, though. So I make my way thru the path. Hiking up a mountain really tired out my legs. Surprisingly I almost don't feel any pain - I'm this excited.

"Don't think about that squishy thing you just stepped on!" Nonetheless, my eyes, seemingly without my control, wander down.

NO! I see way too many legs. Which end is the head?! Is it dead?!

I find a stick and begin to pick it up, when suddenly it shudders and shakes! Sacrebleu! It is a snake! Examining it, I find it non-venomous and harmless.

Nonetheless, I put it down and quickly get away. Yet, despite my attempts, the snake follows, catching up quickly. I run down the path when i see...

Eleven lords a leaping!

For a second I stand stunned and confused before I increase my distance from the leaping lords. Suddenly I realize I'm hallucinating and they aren't really lords. Someone pinch me; it's an 80-foot rainbow farting unicorn!

No, you cannot see this, this is impossible! Energetically, I run off down the road, turning down a dark alleyway. I trip over really huge rocks, falling to the ground. Down into a pool of oil! Such bad luck! As if to mock my misfortune, engulfing me I find a spectacularly yowling creature using me to climb out through this dismal pit of tar on the pavement. The tabby cat looked like

Dec 30, 2017 8 years ago
Katala
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Puglet

Today was a good day, so far. Right as I opened the door, remains of a dead bird were at my doorstep. Present from my kitty, no doubt. Though it wasn't wrapped or tied with a bow. Wonder where she found this? We live in a submarine. Eventually, I will find the answer. Right now it's time to surface! We've found land. Don't forget to put on clean underwear!

Right away, I look to see where we are. Everything looks green and lush, and it is raining.

Gah, I hate being wet. I make sure to put on my raincoat and boots to minimize my misery. Yet, even as I looked around, I realized how beautiful lush foliage looks when wet. Tentatively, I take a first, timid step.

Presently, I hear a noise. Ending my journey before it even started seems unthinkable, though. So I make my way thru the path. Hiking up a mountain really tired out my legs. Surprisingly I almost don't feel any pain - I'm this excited.

"Don't think about that squishy thing you just stepped on!" Nonetheless, my eyes, seemingly without my control, wander down.

NO! I see way too many legs. Which end is the head?! Is it dead?!

I find a stick and begin to pick it up, when suddenly it shudders and shakes! Sacrebleu! It is a snake! Examining it, I find it non-venomous and harmless.

Nonetheless, I put it down and quickly get away. Yet, despite my attempts, the snake follows, catching up quickly. I run down the path when i see...

Eleven lords a leaping!

For a second I stand stunned and confused before I increase my distance from the leaping lords. Suddenly I realize I'm hallucinating and they aren't really lords. Someone pinch me; it's an 80-foot rainbow farting unicorn!

No, you cannot see this, this is impossible! Energetically, I run off down the road, turning down a dark alleyway. I trip over really huge rocks, falling to the ground. Down into a pool of oil! Such bad luck! As if to mock my misfortune, engulfing me I find a spectacularly yowling creature using me to climb out through this dismal pit of tar on the pavement. The tabby cat looked like it had been there for a long time.

Working on: Battle pets. Tier 5 and 12

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Dec 30, 2017 8 years ago
Adventure Captain
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My_Sammy

Today was a good day, so far. Right as I opened the door, remains of a dead bird were at my doorstep. Present from my kitty, no doubt. Though it wasn't wrapped or tied with a bow. Wonder where she found this? We live in a submarine. Eventually, I will find the answer. Right now it's time to surface! We've found land. Don't forget to put on clean underwear!

Right away, I look to see where we are. Everything looks green and lush, and it is raining.

Gah, I hate being wet. I make sure to put on my raincoat and boots to minimize my misery. Yet, even as I looked around, I realized how beautiful lush foliage looks when wet. Tentatively, I take a first, timid step.

Presently, I hear a noise. Ending my journey before it even started seems unthinkable, though. So I make my way thru the path. Hiking up a mountain really tired out my legs. Surprisingly I almost don't feel any pain - I'm this excited.

"Don't think about that squishy thing you just stepped on!" Nonetheless, my eyes, seemingly without my control, wander down.

NO! I see way too many legs. Which end is the head?! Is it dead?!

I find a stick and begin to pick it up, when suddenly it shudders and shakes! Sacrebleu! It is a snake! Examining it, I find it non-venomous and harmless.

Nonetheless, I put it down and quickly get away. Yet, despite my attempts, the snake follows, catching up quickly. I run down the path when i see...

Eleven lords a leaping!

For a second I stand stunned and confused before I increase my distance from the leaping lords. Suddenly I realize I'm hallucinating and they aren't really lords. Someone pinch me; it's an 80-foot rainbow farting unicorn!

No, you cannot see this, this is impossible! Energetically, I run off down the road, turning down a dark alleyway. I trip over really huge rocks, falling to the ground. Down into a pool of oil! Such bad luck! As if to mock my misfortune, engulfing me I find a spectacularly yowling creature using me to climb out through this dismal pit of tar on the pavement. The tabby cat looked like it had been there for a long time. As it climbed up me it dripped tar all over me.

Formerly known as its_just_me
(I started in March)

Wine is the answer
What was the question?

Dec 30, 2017 8 years ago
Hongske
is lost in space
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Today was a good day, so far. Right as I opened the door, remains of a dead bird were at my doorstep. Present from my kitty, no doubt. Though it wasn't wrapped or tied with a bow. Wonder where she found this? We live in a submarine. Eventually, I will find the answer. Right now it's time to surface! We've found land. Don't forget to put on clean underwear!

Right away, I look to see where we are. Everything looks green and lush, and it is raining.

Gah, I hate being wet. I make sure to put on my raincoat and boots to minimize my misery. Yet, even as I looked around, I realized how beautiful lush foliage looks when wet. Tentatively, I take a first, timid step.

Presently, I hear a noise. Ending my journey before it even started seems unthinkable, though. So I make my way thru the path. Hiking up a mountain really tired out my legs. Surprisingly I almost don't feel any pain - I'm this excited.

"Don't think about that squishy thing you just stepped on!" Nonetheless, my eyes, seemingly without my control, wander down.

NO! I see way too many legs. Which end is the head?! Is it dead?!

I find a stick and begin to pick it up, when suddenly it shudders and shakes! Sacrebleu! It is a snake! Examining it, I find it non-venomous and harmless.

Nonetheless, I put it down and quickly get away. Yet, despite my attempts, the snake follows, catching up quickly. I run down the path when i see...

Eleven lords a leaping!

For a second I stand stunned and confused before I increase my distance from the leaping lords. Suddenly I realize I'm hallucinating and they aren't really lords. Someone pinch me; it's an 80-foot rainbow farting unicorn!

No, you cannot see this, this is impossible! Energetically, I run off down the road, turning down a dark alleyway. I trip over really huge rocks, falling to the ground. Down into a pool of oil! Such bad luck! As if to mock my misfortune, engulfing me I find a spectacularly yowling creature using me to climb out through this dismal pit of tar on the pavement. The tabby cat looked like it had been there for a long time. As it climbed up me it dripped tar all over me. It looked rather mangy, due to the

Dec 30, 2017 8 years ago
Lypsyl
is a billionaire
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Crotchety

Today was a good day, so far. Right as I opened the door, remains of a dead bird were at my doorstep. Present from my kitty, no doubt. Though it wasn't wrapped or tied with a bow. Wonder where she found this? We live in a submarine. Eventually, I will find the answer. Right now it's time to surface! We've found land. Don't forget to put on clean underwear!

Right away, I look to see where we are. Everything looks green and lush, and it is raining.

Gah, I hate being wet. I make sure to put on my raincoat and boots to minimize my misery. Yet, even as I looked around, I realized how beautiful lush foliage looks when wet. Tentatively, I take a first, timid step.

Presently, I hear a noise. Ending my journey before it even started seems unthinkable, though. So I make my way thru the path. Hiking up a mountain really tired out my legs. Surprisingly I almost don't feel any pain - I'm this excited.

"Don't think about that squishy thing you just stepped on!" Nonetheless, my eyes, seemingly without my control, wander down.

NO! I see way too many legs. Which end is the head?! Is it dead?!

I find a stick and begin to pick it up, when suddenly it shudders and shakes! Sacrebleu! It is a snake! Examining it, I find it non-venomous and harmless.

Nonetheless, I put it down and quickly get away. Yet, despite my attempts, the snake follows, catching up quickly. I run down the path when i see...

Eleven lords a leaping!

For a second I stand stunned and confused before I increase my distance from the leaping lords. Suddenly I realize I'm hallucinating and they aren't really lords. Someone pinch me; it's an 80-foot rainbow farting unicorn!

No, you cannot see this, this is impossible! Energetically, I run off down the road, turning down a dark alleyway. I trip over really huge rocks, falling to the ground. Down into a pool of oil! Such bad luck! As if to mock my misfortune, engulfing me I find a spectacularly yowling creature using me to climb out through this dismal pit of tar on the pavement. The tabby cat looked like it had been there for a long time. As it climbed up me it dripped tar all over me. It looked rather mangy, due to the ebon gunk, but I was still tempted to cuddle.

Dec 31, 2017 8 years ago
chookie
has a dragon
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Today was a good day, so far. Right as I opened the door, remains of a dead bird were at my doorstep. Present from my kitty, no doubt. Though it wasn't wrapped or tied with a bow. Wonder where she found this? We live in a submarine. Eventually, I will find the answer. Right now it's time to surface! We've found land. Don't forget to put on clean underwear!

Right away, I look to see where we are. Everything looks green and lush, and it is raining.

Gah, I hate being wet. I make sure to put on my raincoat and boots to minimize my misery. Yet, even as I looked around, I realized how beautiful lush foliage looks when wet. Tentatively, I take a first, timid step.

Presently, I hear a noise. Ending my journey before it even started seems unthinkable, though. So I make my way thru the path. Hiking up a mountain really tired out my legs. Surprisingly I almost don't feel any pain - I'm this excited.

"Don't think about that squishy thing you just stepped on!" Nonetheless, my eyes, seemingly without my control, wander down.

NO! I see way too many legs. Which end is the head?! Is it dead?!

I find a stick and begin to pick it up, when suddenly it shudders and shakes! Sacrebleu! It is a snake! Examining it, I find it non-venomous and harmless.

Nonetheless, I put it down and quickly get away. Yet, despite my attempts, the snake follows, catching up quickly. I run down the path when i see...

Eleven lords a leaping!

For a second I stand stunned and confused before I increase my distance from the leaping lords. Suddenly I realize I'm hallucinating and they aren't really lords. Someone pinch me; it's an 80-foot rainbow farting unicorn!

No, you cannot see this, this is impossible! Energetically, I run off down the road, turning down a dark alleyway. I trip over really huge rocks, falling to the ground. Down into a pool of oil! Such bad luck! As if to mock my misfortune, engulfing me I find a spectacularly yowling creature using me to climb out through this dismal pit of tar on the pavement. The tabby cat looked like it had been there for a long time. As it climbed up me it dripped tar all over me. It looked rather mangy, due to the ebon gunk, but I was still tempted to cuddle.

"Ebenezer thanks you for the assistance out of that gunk!"

lovely art by "grey would be the colour if i had a heart" ~nin ❤️ my stylefile

Dec 31, 2017 8 years ago
pythonesque
is a demon
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SaintlyBadger

Today was a good day, so far. Right as I opened the door, remains of a dead bird were at my doorstep. Present from my kitty, no doubt. Though it wasn't wrapped or tied with a bow. Wonder where she found this? We live in a submarine. Eventually, I will find the answer. Right now it's time to surface! We've found land. Don't forget to put on clean underwear!

Right away, I look to see where we are. Everything looks green and lush, and it is raining.

Gah, I hate being wet. I make sure to put on my raincoat and boots to minimize my misery. Yet, even as I looked around, I realized how beautiful lush foliage looks when wet. Tentatively, I take a first, timid step.

Presently, I hear a noise. Ending my journey before it even started seems unthinkable, though. So I make my way thru the path. Hiking up a mountain really tired out my legs. Surprisingly I almost don't feel any pain - I'm this excited.

"Don't think about that squishy thing you just stepped on!" Nonetheless, my eyes, seemingly without my control, wander down.

NO! I see way too many legs. Which end is the head?! Is it dead?!

I find a stick and begin to pick it up, when suddenly it shudders and shakes! Sacrebleu! It is a snake! Examining it, I find it non-venomous and harmless.

Nonetheless, I put it down and quickly get away. Yet, despite my attempts, the snake follows, catching up quickly. I run down the path when i see...

Eleven lords a leaping!

For a second I stand stunned and confused before I increase my distance from the leaping lords. Suddenly I realize I'm hallucinating and they aren't really lords. Someone pinch me; it's an 80-foot rainbow farting unicorn!

No, you cannot see this, this is impossible! Energetically, I run off down the road, turning down a dark alleyway. I trip over really huge rocks, falling to the ground. Down into a pool of oil! Such bad luck! As if to mock my misfortune, engulfing me I find a spectacularly yowling creature using me to climb out through this dismal pit of tar on the pavement. The tabby cat looked like it had been there for a long time. As it climbed up me it dripped tar all over me. It looked rather mangy, due to the ebon gunk, but I was still tempted to cuddle.

"Ebenezer thanks you for the assistance out of that gunk!"

Wow, a talking cat!

Dec 31, 2017 8 years ago
Hongske
is lost in space
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Today was a good day, so far. Right as I opened the door, remains of a dead bird were at my doorstep. Present from my kitty, no doubt. Though it wasn't wrapped or tied with a bow. Wonder where she found this? We live in a submarine. Eventually, I will find the answer. Right now it's time to surface! We've found land. Don't forget to put on clean underwear!

Right away, I look to see where we are. Everything looks green and lush, and it is raining.

Gah, I hate being wet. I make sure to put on my raincoat and boots to minimize my misery. Yet, even as I looked around, I realized how beautiful lush foliage looks when wet. Tentatively, I take a first, timid step.

Presently, I hear a noise. Ending my journey before it even started seems unthinkable, though. So I make my way thru the path. Hiking up a mountain really tired out my legs. Surprisingly I almost don't feel any pain - I'm this excited.

"Don't think about that squishy thing you just stepped on!" Nonetheless, my eyes, seemingly without my control, wander down.

NO! I see way too many legs. Which end is the head?! Is it dead?!

I find a stick and begin to pick it up, when suddenly it shudders and shakes! Sacrebleu! It is a snake! Examining it, I find it non-venomous and harmless.

Nonetheless, I put it down and quickly get away. Yet, despite my attempts, the snake follows, catching up quickly. I run down the path when i see...

Eleven lords a leaping!

For a second I stand stunned and confused before I increase my distance from the leaping lords. Suddenly I realize I'm hallucinating and they aren't really lords. Someone pinch me; it's an 80-foot rainbow farting unicorn!

No, you cannot see this, this is impossible! Energetically, I run off down the road, turning down a dark alleyway. I trip over really huge rocks, falling to the ground. Down into a pool of oil! Such bad luck! As if to mock my misfortune, engulfing me I find a spectacularly yowling creature using me to climb out through this dismal pit of tar on the pavement. The tabby cat looked like it had been there for a long time. As it climbed up me it dripped tar all over me. It looked rather mangy, due to the ebon gunk, but I was still tempted to cuddle.

"Ebenezer thanks you for the assistance out of that gunk!"

Wow, a talking cat! Or wait, am I hallucinating again?

Dec 31, 2017 8 years ago
Lypsyl
is a billionaire
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Crotchety

Today was a good day, so far. Right as I opened the door, remains of a dead bird were at my doorstep. Present from my kitty, no doubt. Though it wasn't wrapped or tied with a bow. Wonder where she found this? We live in a submarine. Eventually, I will find the answer. Right now it's time to surface! We've found land. Don't forget to put on clean underwear!

Right away, I look to see where we are. Everything looks green and lush, and it is raining.

Gah, I hate being wet. I make sure to put on my raincoat and boots to minimize my misery. Yet, even as I looked around, I realized how beautiful lush foliage looks when wet. Tentatively, I take a first, timid step.

Presently, I hear a noise. Ending my journey before it even started seems unthinkable, though. So I make my way thru the path. Hiking up a mountain really tired out my legs. Surprisingly I almost don't feel any pain - I'm this excited.

"Don't think about that squishy thing you just stepped on!" Nonetheless, my eyes, seemingly without my control, wander down.

NO! I see way too many legs. Which end is the head?! Is it dead?!

I find a stick and begin to pick it up, when suddenly it shudders and shakes! Sacrebleu! It is a snake! Examining it, I find it non-venomous and harmless.

Nonetheless, I put it down and quickly get away. Yet, despite my attempts, the snake follows, catching up quickly. I run down the path when i see...

Eleven lords a leaping!

For a second I stand stunned and confused before I increase my distance from the leaping lords. Suddenly I realize I'm hallucinating and they aren't really lords. Someone pinch me; it's an 80-foot rainbow farting unicorn!

No, you cannot see this, this is impossible! Energetically, I run off down the road, turning down a dark alleyway. I trip over really huge rocks, falling to the ground. Down into a pool of oil! Such bad luck! As if to mock my misfortune, engulfing me I find a spectacularly yowling creature using me to climb out through this dismal pit of tar on the pavement. The tabby cat looked like it had been there for a long time. As it climbed up me it dripped tar all over me. It looked rather mangy, due to the ebon gunk, but I was still tempted to cuddle.

"Ebenezer thanks you for the assistance out of that gunk!"

Wow, a talking cat! Or wait, am I hallucinating again?

"No, I'm not a hallucination! How insulting!"

Jan 1, 2018 8 years ago
Lypsyl
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Crotchety

Today was a good day, so far. Right as I opened the door, remains of a dead bird were at my doorstep. Present from my kitty, no doubt. Though it wasn't wrapped or tied with a bow. Wonder where she found this? We live in a submarine. Eventually, I will find the answer. Right now it's time to surface! We've found land. Don't forget to put on clean underwear!

Right away, I look to see where we are. Everything looks green and lush, and it is raining.

Gah, I hate being wet. I make sure to put on my raincoat and boots to minimize my misery. Yet, even as I looked around, I realized how beautiful lush foliage looks when wet. Tentatively, I take a first, timid step.

Presently, I hear a noise. Ending my journey before it even started seems unthinkable, though. So I make my way thru the path. Hiking up a mountain really tired out my legs. Surprisingly I almost don't feel any pain - I'm this excited.

"Don't think about that squishy thing you just stepped on!" Nonetheless, my eyes, seemingly without my control, wander down.

NO! I see way too many legs. Which end is the head?! Is it dead?!

I find a stick and begin to pick it up, when suddenly it shudders and shakes! Sacrebleu! It is a snake! Examining it, I find it non-venomous and harmless.

Nonetheless, I put it down and quickly get away. Yet, despite my attempts, the snake follows, catching up quickly. I run down the path when i see...

Eleven lords a leaping!

For a second I stand stunned and confused before I increase my distance from the leaping lords. Suddenly I realize I'm hallucinating and they aren't really lords. Someone pinch me; it's an 80-foot rainbow farting unicorn!

No, you cannot see this, this is impossible! Energetically, I run off down the road, turning down a dark alleyway. I trip over really huge rocks, falling to the ground. Down into a pool of oil! Such bad luck! As if to mock my misfortune, engulfing me I find a spectacularly yowling creature using me to climb out through this dismal pit of tar on the pavement. The tabby cat looked like it had been there for a long time. As it climbed up me it dripped tar all over me. It looked rather mangy, due to the ebon gunk, but I was still tempted to cuddle.

"Ebenezer thanks you for the assistance out of that gunk!"

Wow, a talking cat! Or wait, am I hallucinating again?

"No, I'm not a hallucination! How insulting!"

"Great! Then maybe you can help me?"

Jan 2, 2018 8 years ago
Lypsyl
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Crotchety

Today was a good day, so far. Right as I opened the door, remains of a dead bird were at my doorstep. Present from my kitty, no doubt. Though it wasn't wrapped or tied with a bow. Wonder where she found this? We live in a submarine. Eventually, I will find the answer. Right now it's time to surface! We've found land. Don't forget to put on clean underwear!

Right away, I look to see where we are. Everything looks green and lush, and it is raining.

Gah, I hate being wet. I make sure to put on my raincoat and boots to minimize my misery. Yet, even as I looked around, I realized how beautiful lush foliage looks when wet. Tentatively, I take a first, timid step.

Presently, I hear a noise. Ending my journey before it even started seems unthinkable, though. So I make my way thru the path. Hiking up a mountain really tired out my legs. Surprisingly I almost don't feel any pain - I'm this excited.

"Don't think about that squishy thing you just stepped on!" Nonetheless, my eyes, seemingly without my control, wander down.

NO! I see way too many legs. Which end is the head?! Is it dead?!

I find a stick and begin to pick it up, when suddenly it shudders and shakes! Sacrebleu! It is a snake! Examining it, I find it non-venomous and harmless.

Nonetheless, I put it down and quickly get away. Yet, despite my attempts, the snake follows, catching up quickly. I run down the path when i see...

Eleven lords a leaping!

For a second I stand stunned and confused before I increase my distance from the leaping lords. Suddenly I realize I'm hallucinating and they aren't really lords. Someone pinch me; it's an 80-foot rainbow farting unicorn!

No, you cannot see this, this is impossible! Energetically, I run off down the road, turning down a dark alleyway. I trip over really huge rocks, falling to the ground. Down into a pool of oil! Such bad luck! As if to mock my misfortune, engulfing me I find a spectacularly yowling creature using me to climb out through this dismal pit of tar on the pavement. The tabby cat looked like it had been there for a long time. As it climbed up me it dripped tar all over me. It looked rather mangy, due to the ebon gunk, but I was still tempted to cuddle.

"Ebenezer thanks you for the assistance out of that gunk!"

Wow, a talking cat! Or wait, am I hallucinating again?

"No, I'm not a hallucination! How insulting!"

"Great! Then maybe you can help me?"

"Ebenezer will help, but is uncertain how?"

Jan 3, 2018 8 years ago
Lypsyl
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Crotchety

Today was a good day, so far. Right as I opened the door, remains of a dead bird were at my doorstep. Present from my kitty, no doubt. Though it wasn't wrapped or tied with a bow. Wonder where she found this? We live in a submarine. Eventually, I will find the answer. Right now it's time to surface! We've found land. Don't forget to put on clean underwear!

Right away, I look to see where we are. Everything looks green and lush, and it is raining.

Gah, I hate being wet. I make sure to put on my raincoat and boots to minimize my misery. Yet, even as I looked around, I realized how beautiful lush foliage looks when wet. Tentatively, I take a first, timid step.

Presently, I hear a noise. Ending my journey before it even started seems unthinkable, though. So I make my way thru the path. Hiking up a mountain really tired out my legs. Surprisingly I almost don't feel any pain - I'm this excited.

"Don't think about that squishy thing you just stepped on!" Nonetheless, my eyes, seemingly without my control, wander down.

NO! I see way too many legs. Which end is the head?! Is it dead?!

I find a stick and begin to pick it up, when suddenly it shudders and shakes! Sacrebleu! It is a snake! Examining it, I find it non-venomous and harmless.

Nonetheless, I put it down and quickly get away. Yet, despite my attempts, the snake follows, catching up quickly. I run down the path when i see...

Eleven lords a leaping!

For a second I stand stunned and confused before I increase my distance from the leaping lords. Suddenly I realize I'm hallucinating and they aren't really lords. Someone pinch me; it's an 80-foot rainbow farting unicorn!

No, you cannot see this, this is impossible! Energetically, I run off down the road, turning down a dark alleyway. I trip over really huge rocks, falling to the ground. Down into a pool of oil! Such bad luck! As if to mock my misfortune, engulfing me I find a spectacularly yowling creature using me to climb out through this dismal pit of tar on the pavement. The tabby cat looked like it had been there for a long time. As it climbed up me it dripped tar all over me. It looked rather mangy, due to the ebon gunk, but I was still tempted to cuddle.

"Ebenezer thanks you for the assistance out of that gunk!"

Wow, a talking cat! Or wait, am I hallucinating again?

"No, I'm not a hallucination! How insulting!"

"Great! Then maybe you can help me?"

"Ebenezer will help, but is uncertain how?"

"Well, you could grab that liana with your teeth."

Jan 4, 2018 8 years ago
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SaintlyBadger

Today was a good day, so far. Right as I opened the door, remains of a dead bird were at my doorstep. Present from my kitty, no doubt. Though it wasn't wrapped or tied with a bow. Wonder where she found this? We live in a submarine. Eventually, I will find the answer. Right now it's time to surface! We've found land. Don't forget to put on clean underwear!

Right away, I look to see where we are. Everything looks green and lush, and it is raining.

Gah, I hate being wet. I make sure to put on my raincoat and boots to minimize my misery. Yet, even as I looked around, I realized how beautiful lush foliage looks when wet. Tentatively, I take a first, timid step.

Presently, I hear a noise. Ending my journey before it even started seems unthinkable, though. So I make my way thru the path. Hiking up a mountain really tired out my legs. Surprisingly I almost don't feel any pain - I'm this excited.

"Don't think about that squishy thing you just stepped on!" Nonetheless, my eyes, seemingly without my control, wander down.

NO! I see way too many legs. Which end is the head?! Is it dead?!

I find a stick and begin to pick it up, when suddenly it shudders and shakes! Sacrebleu! It is a snake! Examining it, I find it non-venomous and harmless.

Nonetheless, I put it down and quickly get away. Yet, despite my attempts, the snake follows, catching up quickly. I run down the path when i see...

Eleven lords a leaping!

For a second I stand stunned and confused before I increase my distance from the leaping lords. Suddenly I realize I'm hallucinating and they aren't really lords. Someone pinch me; it's an 80-foot rainbow farting unicorn!

No, you cannot see this, this is impossible! Energetically, I run off down the road, turning down a dark alleyway. I trip over really huge rocks, falling to the ground. Down into a pool of oil! Such bad luck! As if to mock my misfortune, engulfing me I find a spectacularly yowling creature using me to climb out through this dismal pit of tar on the pavement. The tabby cat looked like it had been there for a long time. As it climbed up me it dripped tar all over me. It looked rather mangy, due to the ebon gunk, but I was still tempted to cuddle.

"Ebenezer thanks you for the assistance out of that gunk!"

Wow, a talking cat! Or wait, am I hallucinating again?

"No, I'm not a hallucination! How insulting!"

"Great! Then maybe you can help me?"

"Ebenezer will help, but is uncertain how?"

"Well, you could grab that liana with your teeth."

"But I don't want to bite that!"

Jan 4, 2018 8 years ago
Lypsyl
is a billionaire
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Crotchety

Today was a good day, so far. Right as I opened the door, remains of a dead bird were at my doorstep. Present from my kitty, no doubt. Though it wasn't wrapped or tied with a bow. Wonder where she found this? We live in a submarine. Eventually, I will find the answer. Right now it's time to surface! We've found land. Don't forget to put on clean underwear!

Right away, I look to see where we are. Everything looks green and lush, and it is raining.

Gah, I hate being wet. I make sure to put on my raincoat and boots to minimize my misery. Yet, even as I looked around, I realized how beautiful lush foliage looks when wet. Tentatively, I take a first, timid step.

Presently, I hear a noise. Ending my journey before it even started seems unthinkable, though. So I make my way thru the path. Hiking up a mountain really tired out my legs. Surprisingly I almost don't feel any pain - I'm this excited.

"Don't think about that squishy thing you just stepped on!" Nonetheless, my eyes, seemingly without my control, wander down.

NO! I see way too many legs. Which end is the head?! Is it dead?!

I find a stick and begin to pick it up, when suddenly it shudders and shakes! Sacrebleu! It is a snake! Examining it, I find it non-venomous and harmless.

Nonetheless, I put it down and quickly get away. Yet, despite my attempts, the snake follows, catching up quickly. I run down the path when i see...

Eleven lords a leaping!

For a second I stand stunned and confused before I increase my distance from the leaping lords. Suddenly I realize I'm hallucinating and they aren't really lords. Someone pinch me; it's an 80-foot rainbow farting unicorn!

No, you cannot see this, this is impossible! Energetically, I run off down the road, turning down a dark alleyway. I trip over really huge rocks, falling to the ground. Down into a pool of oil! Such bad luck! As if to mock my misfortune, engulfing me I find a spectacularly yowling creature using me to climb out through this dismal pit of tar on the pavement. The tabby cat looked like it had been there for a long time. As it climbed up me it dripped tar all over me. It looked rather mangy, due to the ebon gunk, but I was still tempted to cuddle.

"Ebenezer thanks you for the assistance out of that gunk!"

Wow, a talking cat! Or wait, am I hallucinating again?

"No, I'm not a hallucination! How insulting!"

"Great! Then maybe you can help me?"

"Ebenezer will help, but is uncertain how?"

"Well, you could grab that liana with your teeth."

"But I don't want to bite that!"

"The little kitty afraid of some sap?"

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