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Dec 24, 2017 8 years ago
Kicak
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chrumcajs

Today was a good day, so far. Right as I opened the door, remains of a dead bird were at my doorstep. Present from my kitty, no doubt. Though it wasn't wrapped or tied with a bow. Wonder where she found this? We live in a submarine. Eventually I will find the answer. Right now it's time to surface! We've found land. Don't forget to put on clean underwear!

Right away, I look to see where we are. Everything looks green and lush, and it is raining.

Gah, I hate being wet. I make sure to put on my raincoat and boots to minimize my misery. Yet, even as I looked around, I realized how beautiful lush foliage looks when wet. Tentatively, I take a first, timid step.

Presently, I hear a noise. Ending my journey before it even started seems unthinkable, though. So i make my way thru the path. Hiking up a mountain really tired out my legs. Suprisingly I almost don't feel any pain - I'm this excited.

Dec 24, 2017 8 years ago
chookie
has a dragon
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Today was a good day, so far. Right as I opened the door, remains of a dead bird were at my doorstep. Present from my kitty, no doubt. Though it wasn't wrapped or tied with a bow. Wonder where she found this? We live in a submarine. Eventually I will find the answer. Right now it's time to surface! We've found land. Don't forget to put on clean underwear!

Right away, I look to see where we are. Everything looks green and lush, and it is raining.

Gah, I hate being wet. I make sure to put on my raincoat and boots to minimize my misery. Yet, even as I looked around, I realized how beautiful lush foliage looks when wet. Tentatively, I take a first, timid step.

Presently, I hear a noise. Ending my journey before it even started seems unthinkable, though. So i make my way thru the path. Hiking up a mountain really tired out my legs. Suprisingly I almost don't feel any pain - I'm this excited.

"Don't think about that squishy thing you just stepped on!"

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Dec 24, 2017 8 years ago
Kicak
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chrumcajs

Today was a good day, so far. Right as I opened the door, remains of a dead bird were at my doorstep. Present from my kitty, no doubt. Though it wasn't wrapped or tied with a bow. Wonder where she found this? We live in a submarine. Eventually I will find the answer. Right now it's time to surface! We've found land. Don't forget to put on clean underwear!

Right away, I look to see where we are. Everything looks green and lush, and it is raining.

Gah, I hate being wet. I make sure to put on my raincoat and boots to minimize my misery. Yet, even as I looked around, I realized how beautiful lush foliage looks when wet. Tentatively, I take a first, timid step.

Presently, I hear a noise. Ending my journey before it even started seems unthinkable, though. So i make my way thru the path. Hiking up a mountain really tired out my legs. Suprisingly I almost don't feel any pain - I'm this excited.

"Don't think about that squishy thing you just stepped on!" Nonetheless my eyes, seemingly without my control, wander down.

Dec 24, 2017 8 years ago
Lypsyl
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Crotchety

Today was a good day, so far. Right as I opened the door, remains of a dead bird were at my doorstep. Present from my kitty, no doubt. Though it wasn't wrapped or tied with a bow. Wonder where she found this? We live in a submarine. Eventually I will find the answer. Right now it's time to surface! We've found land. Don't forget to put on clean underwear!

Right away, I look to see where we are. Everything looks green and lush, and it is raining.

Gah, I hate being wet. I make sure to put on my raincoat and boots to minimize my misery. Yet, even as I looked around, I realized how beautiful lush foliage looks when wet. Tentatively, I take a first, timid step.

Presently, I hear a noise. Ending my journey before it even started seems unthinkable, though. So i make my way thru the path. Hiking up a mountain really tired out my legs. Suprisingly I almost don't feel any pain - I'm this excited.

"Don't think about that squishy thing you just stepped on!" Nonetheless my eyes, seemingly without my control, wander down.

NO! I see way too many legs.

Dec 25, 2017 8 years ago
chookie
has a dragon
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Today was a good day, so far. Right as I opened the door, remains of a dead bird were at my doorstep. Present from my kitty, no doubt. Though it wasn't wrapped or tied with a bow. Wonder where she found this? We live in a submarine. Eventually I will find the answer. Right now it's time to surface! We've found land. Don't forget to put on clean underwear!

Right away, I look to see where we are. Everything looks green and lush, and it is raining.

Gah, I hate being wet. I make sure to put on my raincoat and boots to minimize my misery. Yet, even as I looked around, I realized how beautiful lush foliage looks when wet. Tentatively, I take a first, timid step.

Presently, I hear a noise. Ending my journey before it even started seems unthinkable, though. So i make my way thru the path. Hiking up a mountain really tired out my legs. Suprisingly I almost don't feel any pain - I'm this excited.

"Don't think about that squishy thing you just stepped on!" Nonetheless my eyes, seemingly without my control, wander down.

NO! I see way too many legs. Which end is the head?! Is it dead?!

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Dec 25, 2017 8 years ago
Katala
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Puglet

Today was a good day, so far. Right as I opened the door, remains of a dead bird were at my doorstep. Present from my kitty, no doubt. Though it wasn't wrapped or tied with a bow. Wonder where she found this? We live in a submarine. Eventually I will find the answer. Right now it's time to surface! We've found land. Don't forget to put on clean underwear!

Right away, I look to see where we are. Everything looks green and lush, and it is raining.

Gah, I hate being wet. I make sure to put on my raincoat and boots to minimize my misery. Yet, even as I looked around, I realized how beautiful lush foliage looks when wet. Tentatively, I take a first, timid step.

Presently, I hear a noise. Ending my journey before it even started seems unthinkable, though. So i make my way thru the path. Hiking up a mountain really tired out my legs. Suprisingly I almost don't feel any pain - I'm this excited.

"Don't think about that squishy thing you just stepped on!" Nonetheless my eyes, seemingly without my control, wander down.

NO! I see way too many legs. Which end is the head?! Is it dead?!

I find a stick and begin to pick it up,

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Dec 25, 2017 8 years ago
Hongske
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Today was a good day, so far. Right as I opened the door, remains of a dead bird were at my doorstep. Present from my kitty, no doubt. Though it wasn't wrapped or tied with a bow. Wonder where she found this? We live in a submarine. Eventually I will find the answer. Right now it's time to surface! We've found land. Don't forget to put on clean underwear!

Right away, I look to see where we are. Everything looks green and lush, and it is raining.

Gah, I hate being wet. I make sure to put on my raincoat and boots to minimize my misery. Yet, even as I looked around, I realized how beautiful lush foliage looks when wet. Tentatively, I take a first, timid step.

Presently, I hear a noise. Ending my journey before it even started seems unthinkable, though. So i make my way thru the path. Hiking up a mountain really tired out my legs. Suprisingly I almost don't feel any pain - I'm this excited.

"Don't think about that squishy thing you just stepped on!" Nonetheless my eyes, seemingly without my control, wander down.

NO! I see way too many legs. Which end is the head?! Is it dead?!

I find a stick and begin to pick it up, when suddenly it shudders and shakes!

Dec 25, 2017 8 years ago
Serena922003
is ZOMBIE LONG TIME
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Today was a good day, so far. Right as I opened the door, remains of a dead bird were at my doorstep. Present from my kitty, no doubt. Though it wasn't wrapped or tied with a bow. Wonder where she found this? We live in a submarine. Eventually I will find the answer. Right now it's time to surface! We've found land. Don't forget to put on clean underwear!

Right away, I look to see where we are. Everything looks green and lush, and it is raining.

Gah, I hate being wet. I make sure to put on my raincoat and boots to minimize my misery. Yet, even as I looked around, I realized how beautiful lush foliage looks when wet. Tentatively, I take a first, timid step.

Presently, I hear a noise. Ending my journey before it even started seems unthinkable, though. So i make my way thru the path. Hiking up a mountain really tired out my legs. Suprisingly I almost don't feel any pain - I'm this excited.

"Don't think about that squishy thing you just stepped on!" Nonetheless my eyes, seemingly without my control, wander down.

NO! I see way too many legs. Which end is the head?! Is it dead?!

I find a stick and begin to pick it up, when suddenly it shudders and shakes! Sacrebleu! It is a snake!

Dec 26, 2017 8 years ago
Lypsyl
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Crotchety

Today was a good day, so far. Right as I opened the door, remains of a dead bird were at my doorstep. Present from my kitty, no doubt. Though it wasn't wrapped or tied with a bow. Wonder where she found this? We live in a submarine. Eventually I will find the answer. Right now it's time to surface! We've found land. Don't forget to put on clean underwear!

Right away, I look to see where we are. Everything looks green and lush, and it is raining.

Gah, I hate being wet. I make sure to put on my raincoat and boots to minimize my misery. Yet, even as I looked around, I realized how beautiful lush foliage looks when wet. Tentatively, I take a first, timid step.

Presently, I hear a noise. Ending my journey before it even started seems unthinkable, though. So i make my way thru the path. Hiking up a mountain really tired out my legs. Suprisingly I almost don't feel any pain - I'm this excited.

"Don't think about that squishy thing you just stepped on!" Nonetheless my eyes, seemingly without my control, wander down.

NO! I see way too many legs. Which end is the head?! Is it dead?!

I find a stick and begin to pick it up, when suddenly it shudders and shakes! Sacrebleu! It is a snake! Examining it, I find it non-venomous and harmless.

Dec 26, 2017 8 years ago
Hongske
is lost in space
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Today was a good day, so far. Right as I opened the door, remains of a dead bird were at my doorstep. Present from my kitty, no doubt. Though it wasn't wrapped or tied with a bow. Wonder where she found this? We live in a submarine. Eventually I will find the answer. Right now it's time to surface! We've found land. Don't forget to put on clean underwear!

Right away, I look to see where we are. Everything looks green and lush, and it is raining.

Gah, I hate being wet. I make sure to put on my raincoat and boots to minimize my misery. Yet, even as I looked around, I realized how beautiful lush foliage looks when wet. Tentatively, I take a first, timid step.

Presently, I hear a noise. Ending my journey before it even started seems unthinkable, though. So i make my way thru the path. Hiking up a mountain really tired out my legs. Suprisingly I almost don't feel any pain - I'm this excited.

"Don't think about that squishy thing you just stepped on!" Nonetheless my eyes, seemingly without my control, wander down.

NO! I see way too many legs. Which end is the head?! Is it dead?!

I find a stick and begin to pick it up, when suddenly it shudders and shakes! Sacrebleu! It is a snake! Examining it, I find it non-venomous and harmless.

Nonetheless, I put it down and quickly get away.

Dec 26, 2017 8 years ago
Foxe
will put a spell on you
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Foxe

Today was a good day, so far. Right as I opened the door, remains of a dead bird were at my doorstep. Present from my kitty, no doubt. Though it wasn't wrapped or tied with a bow. Wonder where she found this? We live in a submarine. Eventually I will find the answer. Right now it's time to surface! We've found land. Don't forget to put on clean underwear!

Right away, I look to see where we are. Everything looks green and lush, and it is raining.

Gah, I hate being wet. I make sure to put on my raincoat and boots to minimize my misery. Yet, even as I looked around, I realized how beautiful lush foliage looks when wet. Tentatively, I take a first, timid step.

Presently, I hear a noise. Ending my journey before it even started seems unthinkable, though. So i make my way thru the path. Hiking up a mountain really tired out my legs. Suprisingly I almost don't feel any pain - I'm this excited.

"Don't think about that squishy thing you just stepped on!" Nonetheless my eyes, seemingly without my control, wander down.

NO! I see way too many legs. Which end is the head?! Is it dead?!

I find a stick and begin to pick it up, when suddenly it shudders and shakes! Sacrebleu! It is a snake! Examining it, I find it non-venomous and harmless.

Nonetheless, I put it down and quickly get away. Yet, despite my attempts, the snake follows, catching up quickly.

Dec 27, 2017 8 years ago
Katala
has ALL of the things!
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Puglet

Today was a good day, so far. Right as I opened the door, remains of a dead bird were at my doorstep. Present from my kitty, no doubt. Though it wasn't wrapped or tied with a bow. Wonder where she found this? We live in a submarine. Eventually I will find the answer. Right now it's time to surface! We've found land. Don't forget to put on clean underwear!

Right away, I look to see where we are. Everything looks green and lush, and it is raining.

Gah, I hate being wet. I make sure to put on my raincoat and boots to minimize my misery. Yet, even as I looked around, I realized how beautiful lush foliage looks when wet. Tentatively, I take a first, timid step.

Presently, I hear a noise. Ending my journey before it even started seems unthinkable, though. So i make my way thru the path. Hiking up a mountain really tired out my legs. Suprisingly I almost don't feel any pain - I'm this excited.

"Don't think about that squishy thing you just stepped on!" Nonetheless my eyes, seemingly without my control, wander down.

NO! I see way too many legs. Which end is the head?! Is it dead?!

I find a stick and begin to pick it up, when suddenly it shudders and shakes! Sacrebleu! It is a snake! Examining it, I find it non-venomous and harmless.

Nonetheless, I put it down and quickly get away. Yet, despite my attempts, the snake follows, catching up quickly. I run down the path when i see

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Dec 27, 2017 8 years ago
pythonesque
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SaintlyBadger

Today was a good day, so far. Right as I opened the door, remains of a dead bird were at my doorstep. Present from my kitty, no doubt. Though it wasn't wrapped or tied with a bow. Wonder where she found this? We live in a submarine. Eventually I will find the answer. Right now it's time to surface! We've found land. Don't forget to put on clean underwear!

Right away, I look to see where we are. Everything looks green and lush, and it is raining.

Gah, I hate being wet. I make sure to put on my raincoat and boots to minimize my misery. Yet, even as I looked around, I realized how beautiful lush foliage looks when wet. Tentatively, I take a first, timid step.

Presently, I hear a noise. Ending my journey before it even started seems unthinkable, though. So i make my way thru the path. Hiking up a mountain really tired out my legs. Suprisingly I almost don't feel any pain - I'm this excited.

"Don't think about that squishy thing you just stepped on!" Nonetheless my eyes, seemingly without my control, wander down.

NO! I see way too many legs. Which end is the head?! Is it dead?!

I find a stick and begin to pick it up, when suddenly it shudders and shakes! Sacrebleu! It is a snake! Examining it, I find it non-venomous and harmless.

Nonetheless, I put it down and quickly get away. Yet, despite my attempts, the snake follows, catching up quickly. I run down the path when i see...

Eleven lords a leaping!

Dec 27, 2017 8 years ago
chookie
has a dragon
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Today was a good day, so far. Right as I opened the door, remains of a dead bird were at my doorstep. Present from my kitty, no doubt. Though it wasn't wrapped or tied with a bow. Wonder where she found this? We live in a submarine. Eventually I will find the answer. Right now it's time to surface! We've found land. Don't forget to put on clean underwear!

Right away, I look to see where we are. Everything looks green and lush, and it is raining.

Gah, I hate being wet. I make sure to put on my raincoat and boots to minimize my misery. Yet, even as I looked around, I realized how beautiful lush foliage looks when wet. Tentatively, I take a first, timid step.

Presently, I hear a noise. Ending my journey before it even started seems unthinkable, though. So i make my way thru the path. Hiking up a mountain really tired out my legs. Suprisingly I almost don't feel any pain - I'm this excited.

"Don't think about that squishy thing you just stepped on!" Nonetheless my eyes, seemingly without my control, wander down.

NO! I see way too many legs. Which end is the head?! Is it dead?!

I find a stick and begin to pick it up, when suddenly it shudders and shakes! Sacrebleu! It is a snake! Examining it, I find it non-venomous and harmless.

Nonetheless, I put it down and quickly get away. Yet, despite my attempts, the snake follows, catching up quickly. I run down the path when i see...

Eleven lords a leaping!

For a second I stand stunned and confused before I

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Dec 27, 2017 8 years ago
Lypsyl
is a billionaire
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Crotchety

Today was a good day, so far. Right as I opened the door, remains of a dead bird were at my doorstep. Present from my kitty, no doubt. Though it wasn't wrapped or tied with a bow. Wonder where she found this? We live in a submarine. Eventually I will find the answer. Right now it's time to surface! We've found land. Don't forget to put on clean underwear!

Right away, I look to see where we are. Everything looks green and lush, and it is raining.

Gah, I hate being wet. I make sure to put on my raincoat and boots to minimize my misery. Yet, even as I looked around, I realized how beautiful lush foliage looks when wet. Tentatively, I take a first, timid step.

Presently, I hear a noise. Ending my journey before it even started seems unthinkable, though. So i make my way thru the path. Hiking up a mountain really tired out my legs. Suprisingly I almost don't feel any pain - I'm this excited.

"Don't think about that squishy thing you just stepped on!" Nonetheless my eyes, seemingly without my control, wander down.

NO! I see way too many legs. Which end is the head?! Is it dead?!

I find a stick and begin to pick it up, when suddenly it shudders and shakes! Sacrebleu! It is a snake! Examining it, I find it non-venomous and harmless.

Nonetheless, I put it down and quickly get away. Yet, despite my attempts, the snake follows, catching up quickly. I run down the path when i see...

Eleven lords a leaping!

For a second I stand stunned and confused before I increase my distance from the leaping lords.

Dec 27, 2017 8 years ago
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My_Sammy

oday was a good day, so far. Right as I opened the door, remains of a dead bird were at my doorstep. Present from my kitty, no doubt. Though it wasn't wrapped or tied with a bow. Wonder where she found this? We live in a submarine. Eventually I will find the answer. Right now it's time to surface! We've found land. Don't forget to put on clean underwear!

Right away, I look to see where we are. Everything looks green and lush, and it is raining.

Gah, I hate being wet. I make sure to put on my raincoat and boots to minimize my misery. Yet, even as I looked around, I realized how beautiful lush foliage looks when wet. Tentatively, I take a first, timid step.

Presently, I hear a noise. Ending my journey before it even started seems unthinkable, though. So i make my way thru the path. Hiking up a mountain really tired out my legs. Suprisingly I almost don't feel any pain - I'm this excited.

"Don't think about that squishy thing you just stepped on!" Nonetheless my eyes, seemingly without my control, wander down.

NO! I see way too many legs. Which end is the head?! Is it dead?!

I find a stick and begin to pick it up, when suddenly it shudders and shakes! Sacrebleu! It is a snake! Examining it, I find it non-venomous and harmless.

Nonetheless, I put it down and quickly get away. Yet, despite my attempts, the snake follows, catching up quickly. I run down the path when i see...

Eleven lords a leaping!

For a second I stand stunned and confused before I increase my distance from the leaping lords. Suddenly I realize I'm hallucinating and they aren't really lords.

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Wine is the answer
What was the question?

Dec 27, 2017 8 years ago
Serena922003
is ZOMBIE LONG TIME
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Today was a good day, so far. Right as I opened the door, remains of a dead bird were at my doorstep. Present from my kitty, no doubt. Though it wasn't wrapped or tied with a bow. Wonder where she found this? We live in a submarine. Eventually I will find the answer. Right now it's time to surface! We've found land. Don't forget to put on clean underwear!

Right away, I look to see where we are. Everything looks green and lush, and it is raining.

Gah, I hate being wet. I make sure to put on my raincoat and boots to minimize my misery. Yet, even as I looked around, I realized how beautiful lush foliage looks when wet. Tentatively, I take a first, timid step.

Presently, I hear a noise. Ending my journey before it even started seems unthinkable, though. So i make my way thru the path. Hiking up a mountain really tired out my legs. Suprisingly I almost don't feel any pain - I'm this excited.

"Don't think about that squishy thing you just stepped on!" Nonetheless my eyes, seemingly without my control, wander down.

NO! I see way too many legs. Which end is the head?! Is it dead?!

I find a stick and begin to pick it up, when suddenly it shudders and shakes! Sacrebleu! It is a snake! Examining it, I find it non-venomous and harmless.

Nonetheless, I put it down and quickly get away. Yet, despite my attempts, the snake follows, catching up quickly. I run down the path when i see...

Eleven lords a leaping!

For a second I stand stunned and confused before I increase my distance from the leaping lords. Suddenly I realize I'm hallucinating and they aren't really lords. Someone pinch me; it's an 80-foot rainbow farting unicorn!

Dec 28, 2017 8 years ago
Katala
has ALL of the things!
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Puglet

Today was a good day, so far. Right as I opened the door, remains of a dead bird were at my doorstep. Present from my kitty, no doubt. Though it wasn't wrapped or tied with a bow. Wonder where she found this? We live in a submarine. Eventually I will find the answer. Right now it's time to surface! We've found land. Don't forget to put on clean underwear!

Right away, I look to see where we are. Everything looks green and lush, and it is raining.

Gah, I hate being wet. I make sure to put on my raincoat and boots to minimize my misery. Yet, even as I looked around, I realized how beautiful lush foliage looks when wet. Tentatively, I take a first, timid step.

Presently, I hear a noise. Ending my journey before it even started seems unthinkable, though. So i make my way thru the path. Hiking up a mountain really tired out my legs. Suprisingly I almost don't feel any pain - I'm this excited.

"Don't think about that squishy thing you just stepped on!" Nonetheless my eyes, seemingly without my control, wander down.

NO! I see way too many legs. Which end is the head?! Is it dead?!

I find a stick and begin to pick it up, when suddenly it shudders and shakes! Sacrebleu! It is a snake! Examining it, I find it non-venomous and harmless.

Nonetheless, I put it down and quickly get away. Yet, despite my attempts, the snake follows, catching up quickly. I run down the path when i see...

Eleven lords a leaping!

For a second I stand stunned and confused before I increase my distance from the leaping lords. Suddenly I realize I'm hallucinating and they aren't really lords. Someone pinch me; it's an 80-foot rainbow farting unicorn!

No you cannot see this, this is impossible!

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Dec 28, 2017 8 years ago
Foxe
will put a spell on you
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Foxe

Today was a good day, so far. Right as I opened the door, remains of a dead bird were at my doorstep. Present from my kitty, no doubt. Though it wasn't wrapped or tied with a bow. Wonder where she found this? We live in a submarine. Eventually I will find the answer. Right now it's time to surface! We've found land. Don't forget to put on clean underwear!

Right away, I look to see where we are. Everything looks green and lush, and it is raining.

Gah, I hate being wet. I make sure to put on my raincoat and boots to minimize my misery. Yet, even as I looked around, I realized how beautiful lush foliage looks when wet. Tentatively, I take a first, timid step.

Presently, I hear a noise. Ending my journey before it even started seems unthinkable, though. So i make my way thru the path. Hiking up a mountain really tired out my legs. Suprisingly I almost don't feel any pain - I'm this excited.

"Don't think about that squishy thing you just stepped on!" Nonetheless my eyes, seemingly without my control, wander down.

NO! I see way too many legs. Which end is the head?! Is it dead?!

I find a stick and begin to pick it up, when suddenly it shudders and shakes! Sacrebleu! It is a snake! Examining it, I find it non-venomous and harmless.

Nonetheless, I put it down and quickly get away. Yet, despite my attempts, the snake follows, catching up quickly. I run down the path when i see...

Eleven lords a leaping!

For a second I stand stunned and confused before I increase my distance from the leaping lords. Suddenly I realize I'm hallucinating and they aren't really lords. Someone pinch me; it's an 80-foot rainbow farting unicorn!

No you cannot see this, this is impossible! Energetically, I run off down the road, turning down a

Dec 28, 2017 8 years ago
Hongske
is lost in space
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Today was a good day, so far. Right as I opened the door, remains of a dead bird were at my doorstep. Present from my kitty, no doubt. Though it wasn't wrapped or tied with a bow. Wonder where she found this? We live in a submarine. Eventually I will find the answer. Right now it's time to surface! We've found land. Don't forget to put on clean underwear!

Right away, I look to see where we are. Everything looks green and lush, and it is raining.

Gah, I hate being wet. I make sure to put on my raincoat and boots to minimize my misery. Yet, even as I looked around, I realized how beautiful lush foliage looks when wet. Tentatively, I take a first, timid step.

Presently, I hear a noise. Ending my journey before it even started seems unthinkable, though. So i make my way thru the path. Hiking up a mountain really tired out my legs. Suprisingly I almost don't feel any pain - I'm this excited.

"Don't think about that squishy thing you just stepped on!" Nonetheless my eyes, seemingly without my control, wander down.

NO! I see way too many legs. Which end is the head?! Is it dead?!

I find a stick and begin to pick it up, when suddenly it shudders and shakes! Sacrebleu! It is a snake! Examining it, I find it non-venomous and harmless.

Nonetheless, I put it down and quickly get away. Yet, despite my attempts, the snake follows, catching up quickly. I run down the path when i see...

Eleven lords a leaping!

For a second I stand stunned and confused before I increase my distance from the leaping lords. Suddenly I realize I'm hallucinating and they aren't really lords. Someone pinch me; it's an 80-foot rainbow farting unicorn!

No you cannot see this, this is impossible! Energetically, I run off down the road, turning down a dark alleyway. I trip over

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