oh boy. i have many.

rps:

"children with super powers should really be under more adult supervision"

"prohibition 2: prohibition harder. and someone really wants those scratch and sniff stickers."

"severus rostanov, the boy who lived and also made plot events happen really much sooner than they were supposed to"

"step one, move to swamp. step two, get married to a mafia princess you met three weeks ago. step three, find a magic rock that can resurrect your dead brother, maybe?"

"heroic destiny a lot more stressful than area teen counted on. at least there's the power of friendship."

fics:

"teen pregnancy: a lot more trouble than expected, actually, and there is a lot of trouble expected. magic babies. i'm talking about magic babies."

"can't find someone to date in high school? pay them and hope this will do something to relieve the crushing ennui"

"the ends justify the means, but when the means are accepting the offer of an unstable killer to take the reins of a fascist military nation, well, that kind of sucks"

"your kid's psychic and being preyed upon by a power-hungry dictator. good luck. you're gonna need it."

"accidentally absorbing somebody's soul is an unconventional way to make friends, but like, whatever works"

RPs:

"so, weirdmageddon was a thing, and it broke the entire multiverse for three years, and there is no reset button. but now we have thylacines and attack roses!"

Novel:

"if you were separated in early childhood from a beloved sibling, maybe don't go for the hot girl you meet when your dad takes a job on a planet you've never been to before, because the fallout will be hilarious when he tests her DNA behind your backs."

"kid enthusiastic about plants yeets a magic rock a little too far out of anger and accidentally opens a portal because he didn't realize his thumb was a little too green"

There was this Cabbage Tree, and a Custard Pirate lost at sea. Who had stopped to have a cup of Tea but the boat set sail at 10 past 3. Along came a bumble bee and said " You'll lose your mind if you follow me"...

Newest fanfic AU:

Autumn is an 800-year-old female shifter also known as "The Divine". Trying to save the 3 territories from causing major havoc in the shifter world. Insert bad guy Quasimodo who couldn't keep it in his pants. The Wolf Tribe, The Hawk Tribe & the Tiger Clan band together to go on an adventure. Trying to obtain the artifact that is of Legend The Divine. Come to find out the divine isn't a thing but a person

Oh I love these!

Work 1: Forest critters cross "the world" (the town) to rescue an anxiety-ridden gerbil and an old wedding ring from a crazed mice colony.

Work 2: Squishy human spaceship mechanic winds up onboard with significanly less squishy bounty hunter aliens. Hijinks, bounty hunts, and hilarious species misunderstandings ensue.

Work 3: Slightly crazy treasure hunter Granny and her long-suffering vampire butler companion get up to trouble while saving the world from an evil time-villain made from ancient clock pieces.

One of them is "People get superpowers from heart transplants using the hearts of aliens." Don't know how much of it I'll actually write, since I'm coming up with another story idea at the moment which is "A house appears whenever someone gets really scared and if they go inside it turns them into something to do with what they're scared of" and I'm trying to think more about how it works and what sort of things might be involved.

The chapbook that probably will never be completed in this lifetime: poems about shiny things in museums

Hey, fun!

"OP Space deity gets split into three beings, chaos ensues on the planet below as they try to reconnect." - WIP for eternity.

"Pharmaceutical company CEO goes wild and starts experimenting with growing androids organically." - Loosely connected to the above.

"Unsuspecting students in a dystopian setting get sucked into the realm of dream magic and have to figure out a way back home." - overly complicated DND campaign I'll probs never finish. c;

"1/2 Demon goes on a revenge mission to kill their father, inadvertently discovers the magic of friendship along the way." - Current DND campaign excerpt.

"A high stakes game of tag complete with occasional involuntary organ robbery. "

I have a bunch, to be honest... gonna try to badly explain the most advanced ones!

"A bunch of rebel young adults decide that their way of world is very bad, they team up with a girl from the enemy side and try to change stuff. However, they realize the only way they know of acting is the way they classify as bad."

"A woman goes missing after making an important phone call to a friend. Her husband tries desperately to find her. Two detectives try to discover what happened, and they start digging more and more dirt as the crime gets solved."

"Ten year of war have passed, and the death of one of the great leaders has brought major changes to both sides. A runaway teenager meets a runaway soldier after he plots the death of the said leader, and they decide to run to the safest place possible: the enemy's land."

Insectophobic space marines wage war on telepathic grasshoppers, then sleep through the alarm clock for 700 years while the rest of the universe forgot how to technology.

Okay, so there’s this creepy thing in a basement, real tall, has clearly never had a manicure, (and might have alopecia? unclear - but looks like that weave done been snatched.) and there's a little blonde girl, and she's wiggin tf out that its gonna go grabbing her ankles or something. It hisses at her, then talks weird gibberish, does a little lurky doodle, they have a staring contest, she is much scare, so scare... but, uhhh... then later it says something in English. The End.

Mmmmyeah, that’s basically it. ಠ_ರೃ