Harry Potter meets Lord of the Rings...

Except Harry is an adorable little black girl, the golden trio doubles and becomes a 6 person group, and Voldemort is a lich instead of a snake man..

Oh and there might be a giant naked lady floating in space and she might be GOD.

A gaggle of medical doctors engage in magical battles against an agender socialite and their legions of brainwashed fans.

I guess my writing notes for my dream pet site would count as my current project, so... "The unholy offspring of Neopets and Gaia Online by someone with no coding experience."

I plan to write out one of the 100 themes challenges on deviantart. Been wanting to for years. I think most of them might involve my fandom OCs, but I'll write some original stuff too.

Fic project : Six years of built-up hatred resulting from the broody supernatural love interest bailing out to Mexico at the worst possible time culminate into the useless-human-turned-resourceful-but-cynical-asshole protagonist bringing the gang back together (broody love interest included) to kick evil ass with witchcraft and improvised weapons. Evil ass is successfully kicked, love interest ass is successfully tapped. He stays.

Fic project : Jailbreak leads once teenage heartthrob to shack up with his former high school sort-of boyfriend, who was just starting to appreciate his relatively average (notwithstanding imminent return of mass murderer and uprising of magical teenagers) adult life. Boy does that flame get rekindled fast. Somehow, everybody lives.

Original project : Dude is the second coming of Christ! Except not really, not even remotely, but it's supposedly impolite not to play along when the best friend you haven't seen since graduation survives a near-death experience. You'd think at least one of the five losers tagging along on that weird road trip pilgrimage thing would say something, but nah. Does that qualify as a miracle?

Original project : Late-night caffeine-fueled epiphany leads college edition of the Magic Schoolbus cast to believe that there's some seriously spooky shit going on. Attempts to confirm said spooky shit remain unfruitful, even when the group of wannabe Fox Mulders (if you have several Fox Mulders, is it called a Skulk Mulder?) suspects there is a mole among them--and by mole I mean actual for-real monster. Someone tries to write a "werewolf or lesbian or both" color-coded cheat sheet, for science. It's marginally more helpful than the "vampire or pretentious asshole" diagram, which is a circle.

Local man ruins the fabric of space

Bisexual woman marries bisexual man and tells him it's OK if he sees other men on the side, then gets upset when he does.

I have so many projects in the works but we'll try it. xD

First: Girl gets kidnapped by beast reject while witch who cursed his family is cursed to try and be rid of them.

Second: Blind dragon boy gets hunted by knighthood, falls for one of the knights, gets punked by his premonition buddy all the time.

Third: If I explained this one the way I want it to go, I think it would be explained horribly and I'm still writing it. xD

Fourth: Constellations have fallen to earth, girl has to find them and send them back with help if Corvid constellation, each constellation has various personas including a murderous escorts, a playboy and an actual cow.

Fifth: Gaia is in human form, tries to convince hunter that she is sick from pollution, has to go on adventure to change people's minds, probably gets destroyed at the end.

Too many stories, not enough time to write them all. xD

my current NaNoWriMo project can be summed up as: young lady with the power of opening things runs away from home with a sword. she runs into an old lady werewolf treasure hunter, who decides to take her under her wing. now they must hunt down assorted magic things until they either find a missing sister, a certain ring, or death.

Current NaNoWriMo project, another children's book with small woodland animals:

"Disney-esque villan extra busks for money in the middle of an LA wildfire...chaos ensues."

Yeah, that's about it in a nutshell....

oooooooooo let me try this.

Nerdy alien comes to Earth. Hangs out with college kids. Turns out space is debating who has to take Earth as one of it's colonies.

"A black market run by messed up twelve year olds make money... by trees...? And also pop culture and that dank second person..." I swear I was sober-

oo this sounds fun i'm going to try this. 16 year old girl is depressed her parent's die In a fire she has nowhere to go gets invited to a evil fancy borading school drama drama drama and evil. sorta falls in love with a girl. more drama evil evil drama and I don't know haven't writen all of it yet. I tried..

I'm writing for my pets here and working on a planet for world building at the moment so....

One of my pets: Whiny rich kid doesnt think hes pretty enough, but surprise, neither does his dad. Daddy finds a way to pin his son with theft and fraud so he can throw his son down a mountain. Other pet: This rich kid's daddy drowned, so to cope, he built a giant stove and some boats so he could eat errybody

World: WOW everything is so purple look its squirrel rabbit people. dont eat meat, you'll get wasted. btw its always storming almost everywhere because the sky is a brain ALL PRAISE THE CLOUD

Current project: Crossover ALL THE THINGS!

A witch, who is afraid of commitment, goes out into a chaotic land filled with zombies to retrieve family heirlooms for someone who is paying her a lot of money.

When we last left our hero he was about to get the whammy put on him by a plot device that he doesn't realize is the MacGuffin to another party in the story. Granted, the other party wasn't sure there was that sort of MacGuffin in play, not that knowing would have changed their behavior. People are disposable. Stay tuned as I try to hold a plot together.

A bunch of young women managed to break the curse they were collectively under only to realize that two groups who tried to stop them from doing it are trying to restore the curse, and another group who helped them break it has their missing friends captive and is trying to produce powers out of the broken curse, not caring if their captives die in the process. Unfortunately they can't agree on how to stop this from happening and work at cross purposes, initially by sniping at each other, and breaking each others' hearts. Why stop there? Brainwashing and murder up next!

Two men go into a coal mine, one comes out. The one who comes out isn't the same as he was when he went in. It's a horror/thriller periodical.

Stressed single mom wants to drive her hyperactive kid home but the mafia her ex betrayed attempts to assassinate her and then steal her kid. Poor woman wakes up in a hospital only being able to remember the incident and goes on a rampage to rip those petty mafia brats apart