Prison for me please!

Would you rather have to read all of every email you get, or not be able to get email at all?

Oh, gracious! I don't really like either option.

I guess read every email, though it'd get tiring after a while.

Would you rather have a bat or a werewolf as a pet?

a bat

would you rather drink a raw egg or eat a raw piece of beef?

Raw egg.

Would you rather Mace'em, or use Automotive Paint Stripper?

mace is more versatile, i think, whatever the reason :p

would you ratheeeeer: itchy sweater or wet socks?

Wet socks, in me boots.

Gknock on Heaven's door, or Storm the gates of Hell?

I'd Rather: Storm the gates of Hell

Would you rather? Have a major toothache for a Year or Delete your Subeta Account.

Toothache, I can always take pliers and rip the thing out. Off me rockers...

Be rejected by whom you chose, or be adored by someone assigned to you?

be adored by someone assigned to me

constantly forgetting important things or remembering everything, specifically unpleasant situations?

Someone ugly on the outside, or the inside?