Cotton candy!

Learn a new language, or learn a new instrument?

Instrument, a more universal communication.

Only one wing, or the two stumps?

Call me stumpy.

Indicted or impugned?

Impugned I guess?

Would you rather eat fleas, or ants?

Termites are a kind of ant and I'm told some of them are good fried and covered in chocolate, so ...ants?

Go to Angkor Wat or Pripyat?

Pripyat. Prepare the Geiger counter. Or the pipboy.

Visit Japan or Africa?

Africa!

Would you rather wear a scarf or turtleneck?

Scarf. I feel like I can't breathe in turtlenecks, and scarves are easier to take off.

Would you rather your alarm clock forever be the air raid siren or your ringtone for all your contacts forever be the crazy frog song?

Crazy frog me then dose me with lots of rum.

Swim or skydive?

Definitely swim!

Would you rather become invisible, or become intangible?

I think I'd become intangible.

Own the Power of flight or the Power to talk to animals?

I doubt animals have anything interesting to say. Human beings barely manage this, after all. Fly me.

Super strong or super fast?

Super strong, I would definitely use that more in my day to day.

Would you rather be covered in fur or be completely hairless?

Covered in fur like the bigfoot I actually am.

Would you rather... eat the entirety of or Note: the smiley dollop is alive and would probably cry, you monster //jokes

Be an absolute monster and eat the Smiley Dollop.

Would you rather watch a kids movie or a horror movie?

Can it be a kid's horror movie? Then we could eat the Smiley Dollop while we watch.

Kids movies are more imaginative. ----------------\

Dance in the rain or cross-country ski?

Dance in the rain. Sounds fun!

Get head lice or get 5 mosquito bites?

5 mosquito bites

sunburn or rug burn?

Rug burn... it has a lower incidence of cancer.

Rather be stuck in a room with a wasp or a jumping spider?

Jumping spiders, they're cute :)

Would you rather live in a treehouse or in a cave?