Play a lawful good character or a chaotic evil character?
Chaotic, evil is an extraneous term.
Would you rather never have to worry about food, or a place to live?
Never worry about a place to live.
Spend the night at a haunted house or live in a haunted house?
Gym. I already go to one anyway, and I'm not religious.
Watch a cartoon marathon or movie marathon?
Definitely a cartoon marathon. There's not a lot of movies out there that I care for, actually!
Would you rather eat eggs for breakfast every day for the rest of your life, or give up dairy and animal products completely?

What a weird question. Nothing is said about whether the eggs have to be cooked in a breakfasty sorta way, and I love a good frittata or tortilla and wouldn't mind waking up to one. So the question is really do you loathe eggs. Egg me.
Rather learn how to skijump, or figure-skate jump?
I'd rather not learn any of those and keep my bones intact, lmao, but if I have to chose then I'd rather learn figure-skate jump because it's at least pretty to look at.
Individually clean every key on your keyboard or build a computer from scratch?
Build to suit, too much excess IMO.
A few genuine RL fans or legions of faceless followers?
Legions of faceless followers tbh
Only be able to watch movies, or only watch television shows?
Easy choice for me: definitely movies. I rarely watch TV.
If you were a superhero: having to wear a skin tight latex suit OR really bulky and noisy armor?
Ice skate! so I can be a professional figure skater and win an Olympic gold medal <3 (in my dreams lol)
Be a famous author or famous singer?
Famous author!!
Would you rather brand yourself (rather than tattooing) or live for 5 years where it's ALWAYS 60 below zero degrees F'?
John 3:16 I don't write posts; I write novels.
Looking For/Will Trade For the Following/Will Love You Forever: + + +
PLEASE LOOK AT MY TRADES!! ALSO MY SHOP "PRETTY EXTRA'S"!!
I'd MUCH rather brand myself.
Have to sprinkle salt or sugar on every single thing you eat?
Put hot sauce or whipped cream on food?
Whipped cream, I have a sensible tongue >.>
Human -scoffs-
Be unlovable, or undesirable?
I guess undesirable because looks can be easily changed; much harder to change a crappy personality.
Live in a place where it's always windy OR foggy?
always foggy. are you kidding? that would be so dope and mysterious, i'd feel like a character in a show or something.
have bagels every morning or donuts every morning?