Yeah...same here. Odds are, the weapon needed can't be that expensive or high-tiered. It's only listed as Impossible because it's a puzzle. Once the solution is found, anyone can beat this guy with any tier.

Maybe he wants some music? Any weapons related to music?

I'm pretty sure that we need to troll the Troll somehow. If anyone has Nicole Richie I'm interested to see if it has any effect. The item itself is kinda a troll item.

Boooo. Can't kill him with a hug.

Trolling a troll back could be as simple as not attacking back. At some point they give up, right?

The problem is, we don't know if his weapons are a finite or infinite amount. Nor at which turn he'll give up. D:

I'm trying to think how to defeat a troll and the only thing that comes to my mind is that horrible movie Troll 2.

Also if anyone's wondering, there aren't any clues in the source code, or at least I didn't find any.

...maybe we need a fly.

An imaginary time-stopping grandpa and an annoying witch too.

And a dead body.

Anyone got a dead body?

I'm trying loads of weird/cheap weapons. I had hopes for because of the description but no go :c

It's not music, I just tried the Music Note Axe and it didn't work

I tried it too. xD

I don't like all these forfeits, they are adding up to my losses.

How high are people's forfeits? Perhaps it could be linked to that? Forfeit 104 times and he unlocks or something equally lame and infuriating.

I'm also trying cheap weapons to see if they work

Magical Duct Tape does not work (surprising listed as a freezer. Didn't know that.) Nail Bat is a no go Paralix Screeching Battle Ball is also negative Plain Feather didn't do anything as well :c

Also tried KT Ring since it apparently had a high chance of stealing but that was a nope

I don't want to keep looking through pages of weapons :c

I've tried a tonnn by now :c I also just tried cause Frozen but nope.

Aw :c That looked like a good idea

Looking through SubetaLodge isn't very helpful since some "weapons" don't have any stats on them, like Box of Untold Secrets and Magical Bone

I tried the Box and it doesn't let you use it in the battle!

I'm on page 42 out 63 now and no luck so far. I'm not trying everything obviously but ugh.

What clues/known things do we have about this? Do we have confirmation that a specific weapon is required?

I'm thinking it might be good to make a new thread as I've tried dozens of weapons and so are other people. Might be good to try battling with a certain starting amount of health (1337, 504 etc) or try a certain number of forfeits etc.

Those events hurt my soul. You guys are evil.