I might need a truck full of dogs to help me get through exam week.

{b]Dogs[/b] don't scare me anymore, I've been carved up by one.

One of my favorite things about Halloween is the carved pumpkins.

I hate that all store bought female HALLOWEEN costumes are "sexy."

Take me on a date to the fish store please.

That date was awful.

I can't believe that some people hate broccoli O_O

Today, I met the broccoli whisperer.

TODAY I have an appointment with the government.

In the evenings, we would play tag behind the government building.

I could hear the basement outside door close from the top of a three story BUILDING

If there is one room in a house that has ghosts, it would definitely be a basement.

after a rich and heavy dinner, i no longer have room for dessert.

My girlfriend and I went out to eat last night, and we even had drinks and dessert!

When I eat ice cream too quickly I get a headache.

I hate it when I get a migraine HEADACHE.

Migraine is a real pain if you ask me.

When I ask the Magic 8-Ball questions, it always answers "Only on Tuesdays".

If only I had a few more hours before work.

It will be hours before I go to bed.