It's tragic that I don't have mac n' cheese right now.

i am going to make a grilled cheese for lunch.

I like my men how I like my coffee: freshly ground and covered with a thick layer of cheese.

And when he finds out what we did, he'll ground us...into dust.

Dust is like snowflakes...except it's all the same.

How many snowflakes did you catch on your tongue?

I wasn't able to catch a fish.

I'm a catch, the way bowling is a sport.

"I like your suit, old sport." he proclaimed, champagne in hand.

I must be extra careful not to wrinkle the brand new suit I just got tailored before the wedding.

Be [b]careful[/] to not fall for a musician, a schizophrenic, or a southpaw. I'm all three.

There are three kinds of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't.

I'm not afraid to be rejected, I [b]count[/] on it.

Being afraid of the dark is a common fear.

Oh the joy, the joy of Being!

Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea

No, my eyes aren't blue just multicolored.

The hills have eyes.

Have you no standard?

My mother's truck is a standard.