both sound stressful as a not hardcore gamer. Uh modern?

Would you rather have to stay up really late every night or wake up really early every morning?

Definitely stay up at night. I'm a night owl.

Would you rather have to wade through a river in your best clothes or wait four hours for a ferry to arrive?

Well the best clothes I have now wouldn't be permanently ruined by water. If it did I might not. But probably wade.

Would you rather lose your favorite Subeta pet's name or your username?

Part of me thinks to change my UN again...username.

Would you rather be bitten by geese, or kicked by a horse? (There is a reason I ask.)

Horse kicks hurt! I would definitely choose being bitten by geese.

Playing Subeta on laptop or mobile?

laptop

wyr marry the last (non family) person you texted or never get married?

Never get married, like I'd have a choice...

Would you rather watch your favorite classic movie, or its arbitrary modern remake?

Favorite classic movie!

Would you rather have a pet hamster or a pet turtle?

I've kept turtles before, so I'll take a hamster.

Would you rather be celibate for life, or mate and die? ( The former, like I have a choice.)

Celibate, sex is not great enough to give up, say, eating chocolate for, certainly not gonna give up my life.

Would you rather be turned into a dog or a cat?

Dog, an average mutt has better chances of surviving overall.

Would you rather have unlimited money, or enough knowledge to not need any?

Unlimited money, donating anonymously sounds fun and with how I live, people wouldn't be able to tell it was from me

Would you rather live in a cabin in the woods or in a house right outside the woods?

A house right outside the woods that way I can enjoy both worlds.

Would you prefer eating a bowl of ice cream or a popsicle?

Bowl of ice cream, since popsicles melt too quickly for me.

Would you rather live on a graveyard or next to one?

Next to one, I fear not the dead.

Would you rather rip your heart out literally or figuratively? (I'm better either way.)

figuratively, not interested in dying soon.

Would you rather time travel 200 years into the past or the future?

200 years into the past.

Would you rather get one free round trip international plane ticket every year or be able to fly domestic anytime for free?

International, so long as I could go anywhere with the International.

Would you rather have a pet tiger or bear (of any kind)?

Pet tiger!

Would you rather jog in a rainstorm or drive through a snowstorm?

Jog in a rainstorm, I'm from WA you have to do it at least 5 times a year. Only due to how often it rains. and i cant drive

Would you rather watch pokemon or watch digimon?