Sushi, no contest!

Would you rather put down a rabid animal, or an abusive spouse?

The animal.

Learn another language with fluency, or learn to play an instrument well?

Learn another language with fluency!

Trudge through snow or be stuck in hot weather?

Trudge through snow

Listen to only flute music for the rest of your life or never be able to watch tv and movies again

Snow anytime over hot weather.

Sweet potato or baked potato?

Both! I feel sad for the animal, but there isn't much you can do. If possible I would take them to the vet to make sure that was what was wrong, and have the vet put them down quick and painless. However, I absolutely don't feel sad about an abusive spouse. They should just be shot! Growl

Baked potato

Rather make sand castles or snowmen?

Snowmen, Watterson style.

Scribbles or Ink?

Not very good with ink, so pencil scribbles.

Nintendo or Sony?

Mine was the latter up until PS3, but now relive mine roots on Switch's virtual consoles.

Tho mine still use a CD Walkman to this day...

Hose off TPers, or use paint rounds?

Never used either, but will go with paint rounds.

Get a paper cut every time you turn a page or bite your tongue every time you eat?

Papercuts, more red water.

Would you rather despise a person who pretends to be something they're not, or by comparison who they really are?

Would rather despise a pretender.

Would you rather find out that everyone around you is a hostile imposter, or be the only imposter on the entire planet.

Be the only imposter, I can keep it up.

Wedding or elope?

Neither, mine old and obsolete. Just shoot mine either way.

To die in gain, or die in vain?

It would feel satisfying to die in gain, but I'd still be ded. Can't take it with you.

Massive PC that can do almost everything or just-good-enough portable laptop?

Mine last was far more than mine needed, and the current requires mine to learn how to use it...mine prefer a suitable device tho.

Not gknow the answer, or not gknow the problem?

Oh, I'd much rather know the problem! At least I might be able to find the answer. :)

Oversleep every day for a week or not get any sleep at all for four days?

Oversleep, tho during cold weather that's not the case.

See a U.F.O, or go see L.F.O.?

I'd like to see a UFO, although I don't really believe in them (the pop culture type) it'd be cool to know there's more than us out there.

Eat your favorite food every day for a week, or eat something new and intimidating every day for a week?

Sushi for a week sounds good.

Alter your reality, or your perception of it?