Be loyally adored by someone assigned to me.

Go for a long swim, or take a long hike?

I used to be a very good swimmer, so I would rather try that.

Have a pause button or a rewind button in your life?

Pause button!

Take a walk in the forest or a walk on the beach?

Wander the Forest (WTF sticker)

Rely on technology for everything, or know the limitations of it?

Know the limitations, but still use it. :)

Encounter dinosaurs or aliens?

Encounter aliens.

Have a headache or a toothache?

They're both bad, but headache is better.

Get stranded on Antarctica or in the desert?

Stuck south, just go to sleep an never wake up.

Be the first to die on another planet, or the last to die on Earth?

I think be the first on another planet. At least I got to go through space and see it.

Win the lottery or live—in good health—to be 200 years old?

Live long, but die anyway.

Watch literal trash TV, or turn it all off?

Turn it off or watch a recording. Read a book. Anything but that!

Always have full battery for your phone or always have a full tank of gas for your car?

Petrol

Believe love is amazing, because it can happen to anyone; or that it is a weakness, because it can happen to anyone.

Love is amazing, while it can happen to anyone, not everyone experiences it -- or at least doesn't experience it in positive ways.

Have only one but true and trustworthy friend, or have many acquaintances but hardly know any of them.

One true friend.

Would you rather have telekinesis (the ability to move things with your mind) or telepathy (the ability to read minds)?

Move mit the noggin.

Simply have more money, or learn to need less?

I have been doing with less for years, so I would like more. :)

Would you rather have a personal maid or a personal chef?

Personal chef, more practical gknowledge.

Totally bald, or Hypertrichosis?

Having no hair would def be easier than dealing with full-body shaving and nevi. Plus, so many fun wigs.

Would you rather be a fish or a bird?

Deep sea fish, to frolic with the isopods.

Attract only jerks, or always reject the good ones?

Attract only jerks. I'm used to dealing with them.

Liquid only diet for the rest of your life, or only be able to eat mushrooms forever