I'd rather find someone as close to that as possible :)

Lose weight or just eat what you want ?

I get teased for being thin...eat what I want.

No internet, or no contact period.

No contact lol

Winter or Spring ?

Winter, Becha only lasts two weeks here before the inferno.

Earn forgiveness, or buy it?

earn for sure - I stay mad at myself way longer than anyone else possibly could so buying forgiveness wouldn't work for me, I'd never forgive myself anyway

Purse/crossbody bag vs clutch/wallet?

I prefer purse and I usually have a wallet and coin purse in it.

Floral print or polka dots?

Florals I like don't exist, dot me.

Burn out an infection, or endure it with bed rest?

Burn it out.

Be eaten alive by a lion or hyena?

As a Vioran, the lion gets consumed by my flesh. And I'll "walk away"...

Break off a unicorn's horn, or cut off a pegasus' wing? (One of my OC's did both to herself.)

Break off the horn. Sounds like it would hurt the creature less than wings.

Sleep surrounded by squishy, plushy creatures or on the floor?

Depends on if the creatures would harm me...LOL Would you rather have 100 million dollars and be miserable, or poor as a church mouse, and be happy?

Dirt poor is how I live. I look forward when money no longer matters.

A million faceless likes or one good friend?

One good friend.

One movie to watch the rest of your life or one book to read the rest of your life?

Most movies are boring and slow, and the ones that aren't are incomprehensible and painful. A movie that I will then ignore entirely, please.

Robe or caftan?

Robe, only because I've never worn a kaftan. But I can give you its abridged history in three paragraphs, and the etymology of the word.

The loss of your sight or the loss of your hearing?

loss of hearing. I'm hard of hearing anyway. (:

get $100 a day for ten years or $365,000 all at once?

Get $365,000 all at once.

Swim in the ocean or a swimming pool?

Ocean. Hopefully on a quiet morning.

Carbon fiber or Damascus steel?

As the industrial diamond that I am, carbon fiber.

Have no origin, or have no future?

No origin, I don't really have one anyway.

Eat a human foot or drink a pint of human blood?