I'd rather find someone as close to that as possible :)
Lose weight or just eat what you want ?

I get teased for being thin...eat what I want.
No internet, or no contact period.
No contact lol
Winter or Spring ?

Winter, Becha only lasts two weeks here before the inferno.
Earn forgiveness, or buy it?
earn for sure - I stay mad at myself way longer than anyone else possibly could so buying forgiveness wouldn't work for me, I'd never forgive myself anyway
Purse/crossbody bag vs clutch/wallet?
I prefer purse and I usually have a wallet and coin purse in it.
Floral print or polka dots?
Florals I like don't exist, dot me.
Burn out an infection, or endure it with bed rest?
Burn it out.
Be eaten alive by a lion or hyena?
As a Vioran, the lion gets consumed by my flesh. And I'll "walk away"...
Break off a unicorn's horn, or cut off a pegasus' wing? (One of my OC's did both to herself.)
Depends on if the creatures would harm me...LOL Would you rather have 100 million dollars and be miserable, or poor as a church mouse, and be happy?
Dirt poor is how I live. I look forward when money no longer matters.
A million faceless likes or one good friend?
Most movies are boring and slow, and the ones that aren't are incomprehensible and painful. A movie that I will then ignore entirely, please.
Robe or caftan?
Robe, only because I've never worn a kaftan. But I can give you its abridged history in three paragraphs, and the etymology of the word.
The loss of your sight or the loss of your hearing?
loss of hearing. I'm hard of hearing anyway. (:
get $100 a day for ten years or $365,000 all at once?
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Get $365,000 all at once.
Swim in the ocean or a swimming pool?
Ocean. Hopefully on a quiet morning.
Carbon fiber or Damascus steel?
Share your zombie outfits at Underground Fashion or something, maybe [flower=OTO] idk